The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.3.12

August 3rd, 2012 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I give you the gift of this Helen Hunt pic, so you can now tell that annoying friend who keeps trying to get you into yoga to fuck off, Brooke Shields and Molly Shannon have a crazy old lady face-off (Spoiler Alert: Brooke wins.), and Joey Lawrence really needs to learn how to use his dryer. And mirrors. And a thermometer.

You ordered the random Italian bikini chick for today’s Final Five, right? Thought so,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Derek Jeter
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    “Ahhh, to hell with Minka Kelly. At least my new girlfriend will touch my penis without going ‘Ewwwwwww…’!”

  2. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Yoga Mat
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    Poor thing…it looks like someone washed her face and neck with ammonia and a wire brush.

  3. Thomas Haden Church
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    Waiting for the mama bird to drop a worm down his gullet!

  4. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage The Campaign Premiere
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    That does it.! I’m asking her to the prom.

  5. Molly Shannon
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    “Hey, you…give this to Lindsay Lohan and tell her it was all I could get tonight…”

  6. Derek Jeter
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    “Who wants a gift basket?”

  7. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
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    blblblblblblblblblbl

  8. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
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    Believe it or not, 30+ years ago this guy used to be on “General Hospital.”

  9. Jennifer Garner
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    She looks like your typical middle-class mom who just happens to have nice legs and great tits.

  10. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
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    This woman is magnificent. And she’s Italian to boot!

  11. Molly Shannon
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I see she got her arms to swing, finally.

  12. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage The Campaign Premiere
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    I fucking love everything I’ve ever seen her in. She’s fucking awesome. I definitely would.

  13. Commented on this photo:

    No man should wear nuthugger jeans. Surrender your testicles at once.

  14. Jennifer Garner
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    She is painfully boring.

  15. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
    journalschism
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    Tale of Two Asses.

  16. Lady Gaga Centaur
    j/k
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    Now that Zoolander 2 is coming out she needs to give Blue Steel back.

  17. Lou Diamond Phillips, Yvonne Boismier Phillips
    tlmck
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    Charlie Sheen Jr.

  18. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Yoga Mat
    tlmck
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    Looks like she went to hell and hunted for it.

  19. Jennifer Garner
    tlmck
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    Can’t really say anything bad about Sydney Bristow, except she needs to get back to work.

  20. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    DoubleD
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    Creature from the Blue Lagoon

  21. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
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    I’m telling you, there’s no way Courtney Stodden is only 17.

  22. Lady Gaga Centaur
    Frotteurist
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    I was so confused as to why all the comments were nonchalantly referring to Marilyn Manson as “she”… until I scrolled back up and read the caption.

  23. Molly Shannon
    kittenmittensmascotmeow
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    “superstar!!!!”

  24. Coyote
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    What a Douch Bag; Grow up already

  25. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
    Ruby
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    You forgot to cross the T’s in her last name.

  26. Lady Gaga Centaur
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    All I can think of to say is that she should seriously just go fuck herself. What a creep…

  27. Jack Nicholson Yelling
    mbcl
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    “How come very time I come here they tell me the buffet is closed ?”

  28. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    mbcl
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    Don’t shoot until you see the silver glitter of his eyes.

  29. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
    Hugh Jazz
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    Other than the fact that these “fans” are wearing Cam Brady® 2012 shirts and holding Cam Brady® foam fingers (or whatever), this shot is totally believable.

  30. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
    noodle
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    there has never been a point in my life that i haven not wanted to complete destroy that. i mean wreck it. roll that shit over and over into a wall and burst that ass into flames!

  31. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Yoga Mat
    noodle
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    When was she in a fire?

  32. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    noodle
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    Are you fucking serious? I thought he’d be a greeter at wal mart by now.

  33. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Neo
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    Blue Balls Lagoon

  34. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
    Neo
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    Drill baby drill

  35. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Lil
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    Whoa!

  36. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Merch
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    If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

  37. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
    Gartholomew
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    Looks like Jennay and Forrest in their later years (if Jennay hadn’t gotten teh AIDS)

  38. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
    Gartholomew
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    Let’s play “Name the Object in ‘Dat Gap’”!

  39. Lady Gaga Centaur
    snurgles
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    That picture is before photoshop too.

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