Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I give you the gift of this Helen Hunt pic, so you can now tell that annoying friend who keeps trying to get you into yoga to fuck off, Brooke Shields and Molly Shannon have a crazy old lady face-off (Spoiler Alert: Brooke wins.), and Joey Lawrence really needs to learn how to use his dryer. And mirrors. And a thermometer.
You ordered the random Italian bikini chick for today’s Final Five, right? Thought so,
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“Ahhh, to hell with Minka Kelly. At least my new girlfriend will touch my penis without going ‘Ewwwwwww…’!”
Poor thing…it looks like someone washed her face and neck with ammonia and a wire brush.
Waiting for the mama bird to drop a worm down his gullet!
That does it.! I’m asking her to the prom.
“Hey, you…give this to Lindsay Lohan and tell her it was all I could get tonight…”
“Who wants a gift basket?”
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Believe it or not, 30+ years ago this guy used to be on “General Hospital.”
She looks like your typical middle-class mom who just happens to have nice legs and great tits.
This woman is magnificent. And she’s Italian to boot!
I see she got her arms to swing, finally.
I fucking love everything I’ve ever seen her in. She’s fucking awesome. I definitely would.
No man should wear nuthugger jeans. Surrender your testicles at once.
She is painfully boring.
Tale of Two Asses.
Now that Zoolander 2 is coming out she needs to give Blue Steel back.
Charlie Sheen Jr.
Looks like she went to hell and hunted for it.
Can’t really say anything bad about Sydney Bristow, except she needs to get back to work.
Creature from the Blue Lagoon
I’m telling you, there’s no way Courtney Stodden is only 17.
I was so confused as to why all the comments were nonchalantly referring to Marilyn Manson as “she”… until I scrolled back up and read the caption.
“superstar!!!!”
What a Douch Bag; Grow up already
You forgot to cross the T’s in her last name.
All I can think of to say is that she should seriously just go fuck herself. What a creep…
“How come very time I come here they tell me the buffet is closed ?”
Don’t shoot until you see the silver glitter of his eyes.
Other than the fact that these “fans” are wearing Cam Brady® 2012 shirts and holding Cam Brady® foam fingers (or whatever), this shot is totally believable.
there has never been a point in my life that i haven not wanted to complete destroy that. i mean wreck it. roll that shit over and over into a wall and burst that ass into flames!
When was she in a fire?
Are you fucking serious? I thought he’d be a greeter at wal mart by now.
Blue Balls Lagoon
Drill baby drill
Whoa!
If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
Looks like Jennay and Forrest in their later years (if Jennay hadn’t gotten teh AIDS)
Let’s play “Name the Object in ‘Dat Gap’”!
That picture is before photoshop too.