The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.3.12

August 3rd, 2012 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I give you the gift of this Helen Hunt pic, so you can now tell that annoying friend who keeps trying to get you into yoga to fuck off, Brooke Shields and Molly Shannon have a crazy old lady face-off (Spoiler Alert: Brooke wins.), and Joey Lawrence really needs to learn how to use his dryer. And mirrors. And a thermometer.

You ordered the random Italian bikini chick for today’s Final Five, right? Thought so,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
    bigalkie
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    If.. I were a billionaire.. I’d be googling her agent.. Setting up some work!

  2. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage The Campaign Premiere
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    “i’ve met Tom Cruise, and he comes up to here on me”.

  3. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    pipedreamer
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    “I’ll get you, my pretty! and your little dog too!”

  4. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
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    She may have more chins than boobs but I don’t care.

  5. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Joaquin ingles
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    Incomparable.

  6. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
    lawn
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    Let’s see, what’s the best way to phrase this. . .

    HOLY SHIT!!!

  7. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
    lawn
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    ungghhh. . . dimples

  8. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Mickey01232000
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    Wow she morphed into a 40 something dude.

  9. Jack Nicholson Yelling
    Mickey01232000
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    And here is the face that I used in the Shining.

  10. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Oh yeah… That looks safe! How many teamsters wear an open toe platform shoes?

  11. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Kids can be so cruel. Making fun of this blind homeless guy as they ask for his autograph is a new kind of cruelty.

  12. Lady Gaga Centaur
    Bionic_Crouton
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    This made my kid cry!

  13. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
    Raaaaaaaa
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    she’s laughing because he’s licking the window, isn’t she

  14. Derek Jeter
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Reporter: Can Mike Tyson pronounce “Undisputed”?

    Jeter: No, but it was funny watching him try for two hours.

  15. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
    Bionic_Crouton
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    If a cougar is found wandering around your neighborhood, Pray that you see this walking around.

  16. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Blech
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    That is a weird response to a funeral.

  17. Lady Gaga Centaur
    Blech
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    She shat a second pair of legs!

    A true Olympian.

  18. Derek Jeter
    Blech
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    Um, I’ll just take my goodie basket now.

    No, no sex needed. Really.

  19. Blech
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    Hate Skinny jeans.

  20. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “You need to get out of acting now and open up a Subway franchise.”

  21. Molly Shannon
    Blech
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    Never found her funny.

    But this… this is funny.

  22. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Ali: Can I have some?

    Matt: NO! MY BURRITO!

  23. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “I wonder what the ugly people are thinking right now?”

  24. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    Blech
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    I can’t tell what’s being lifted here…

  25. Lou Diamond Phillips, Yvonne Boismier Phillips
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Lou Diamond Phillips with his wife, Yvonne Boismier are being asked to leave Mr. Chow:

    “Get out of here with that ugly ass outfit People are eating here and you make them sick!” was the last things they heard.

  26. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
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    Definition of ‘cackling’.

  27. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
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    DaFUCK is going on with that ‘shirt’?

  28. Bionic_Crouton
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    “No sir. We asked If YOU could take OUR picture.”

  29. Bionic_Crouton
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    The kids in the background are identifying him to their mom as the “stranger danger”.

  30. Commented on this photo:

    Every time I see one of these guys whose neck is the same width as his head, I can’t help but think of Ram Man from He-Man.Bleh.

  31. Molly Shannon
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She looks like she’s breaking free of her kidnapper.

  32. Thomas Haden Church
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    Insert black microphone here

  33. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
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    Oh, no, Charlie! The siren is broken again! Put the crazy, screaming Brooke Shield head on the top of the car, and let’s pull over that speeder!

  34. Jack Nicholson Yelling
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    Look Chinaman, either you get me seated in the next two minutes, or I’ll get maniacally laughing Brooke Shields to come in here and scare out the rest of your clientele!

  35. Lady Gaga Centaur
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    FINALLY, a picture where she’s just being herself!

  36. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
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    Hey, photographer…my boobs are down there!

  37. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Would you let this guy look after your kids?

  38. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
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    Ha, ha, ha…no, sir, I don’t know what “Friends” is. Who are you again, sir?

  39. Lou Diamond Phillips, Yvonne Boismier Phillips
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    Lou: “Finally, I think I got it right this time. This marriage is going to last!”

    Yvonne: “Wow, look at the nipples sticking out on that hot mamma!, I’ll bet her pussy tastes like maple syrup!”

  40. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
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    Carot Top…The Later Years

  41. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    Batman
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    T-shirts and jeans!! Get those things AWAY from me!!

  42. Lady Gaga Centaur
    SupaDupa
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    If you think she was hung before……

  43. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage The Campaign Premiere
    JR
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    I’d snake her pipes.

  44. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    Cody42
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    “Leave me be, paparazzo! I want privacy. Can’t you see I’m trying to go unnoticed?!”

  45. Lady Gaga Centaur
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    I think Marilyn Manson and Lady Gaga are now officially the same person.

  46. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
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    “Just make it ‘Pay to the order of Melissa Ann…’”

  47. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
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    Omigod! That terrible screeching noise she’s making…coming out of her mouth…she’s one of the Pod People. EVERYBODY RUN…

  48. Jack Nicholson Yelling
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    “So I told that fucking harpy Nurse Ratchett, ‘I want to watch the GOD-DAMN World Series…’”

  49. Lady Gaga Centaur
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    This is so totally fake! Obviously trick photography of some kind…

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