Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I give you the gift of this Helen Hunt pic, so you can now tell that annoying friend who keeps trying to get you into yoga to fuck off, Brooke Shields and Molly Shannon have a crazy old lady face-off (Spoiler Alert: Brooke wins.), and Joey Lawrence really needs to learn how to use his dryer. And mirrors. And a thermometer.
You ordered the random Italian bikini chick for today’s Final Five, right? Thought so,
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If.. I were a billionaire.. I’d be googling her agent.. Setting up some work!
You need to set your sights higher, dude. If I were a billionaire, I’d be googling her agent so I could buy her.
“i’ve met Tom Cruise, and he comes up to here on me”.
FTW!
“I’ll get you, my pretty! and your little dog too!”
If you hadn’t, I was ready!
She may have more chins than boobs but I don’t care.
Incomparable.
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Let’s see, what’s the best way to phrase this. . .
HOLY SHIT!!!
ungghhh. . . dimples
Wow she morphed into a 40 something dude.
And here is the face that I used in the Shining.
Oh yeah… That looks safe! How many teamsters wear an open toe platform shoes?
Kids can be so cruel. Making fun of this blind homeless guy as they ask for his autograph is a new kind of cruelty.
This made my kid cry!
she’s laughing because he’s licking the window, isn’t she
Reporter: Can Mike Tyson pronounce “Undisputed”?
Jeter: No, but it was funny watching him try for two hours.
If a cougar is found wandering around your neighborhood, Pray that you see this walking around.
That is a weird response to a funeral.
She shat a second pair of legs!
A true Olympian.
Um, I’ll just take my goodie basket now.
No, no sex needed. Really.
Hate Skinny jeans.
“You need to get out of acting now and open up a Subway franchise.”
Never found her funny.
But this… this is funny.
Ali: Can I have some?
Matt: NO! MY BURRITO!
“I wonder what the ugly people are thinking right now?”
Well, it’s really unfair to the people of…HEY! WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE!!!
I can’t tell what’s being lifted here…
My spirits and my dick!
Isn’t the latter an accomplishment.
(Love you, vito.)
Lou Diamond Phillips with his wife, Yvonne Boismier are being asked to leave Mr. Chow:
“Get out of here with that ugly ass outfit People are eating here and you make them sick!” was the last things they heard.
Definition of ‘cackling’.
DaFUCK is going on with that ‘shirt’?
“No sir. We asked If YOU could take OUR picture.”
The kids in the background are identifying him to their mom as the “stranger danger”.
Every time I see one of these guys whose neck is the same width as his head, I can’t help but think of Ram Man from He-Man.Bleh.
She looks like she’s breaking free of her kidnapper.
Insert black microphone here
Oh, no, Charlie! The siren is broken again! Put the crazy, screaming Brooke Shield head on the top of the car, and let’s pull over that speeder!
Look Chinaman, either you get me seated in the next two minutes, or I’ll get maniacally laughing Brooke Shields to come in here and scare out the rest of your clientele!
FINALLY, a picture where she’s just being herself!
Hey, photographer…my boobs are down there!
Would you let this guy look after your kids?
Ha, ha, ha…no, sir, I don’t know what “Friends” is. Who are you again, sir?
Lou: “Finally, I think I got it right this time. This marriage is going to last!”
Yvonne: “Wow, look at the nipples sticking out on that hot mamma!, I’ll bet her pussy tastes like maple syrup!”
Carot Top…The Later Years
T-shirts and jeans!! Get those things AWAY from me!!
If you think she was hung before……
I’d snake her pipes.
“Leave me be, paparazzo! I want privacy. Can’t you see I’m trying to go unnoticed?!”
I think Marilyn Manson and Lady Gaga are now officially the same person.
“Just make it ‘Pay to the order of Melissa Ann…’”
Omigod! That terrible screeching noise she’s making…coming out of her mouth…she’s one of the Pod People. EVERYBODY RUN…
“So I told that fucking harpy Nurse Ratchett, ‘I want to watch the GOD-DAMN World Series…’”
This is so totally fake! Obviously trick photography of some kind…