Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I give you the gift of this Helen Hunt pic, so you can now tell that annoying friend who keeps trying to get you into yoga to fuck off, Brooke Shields and Molly Shannon have a crazy old lady face-off (Spoiler Alert: Brooke wins.), and Joey Lawrence really needs to learn how to use his dryer. And mirrors. And a thermometer.
You ordered the random Italian bikini chick for today’s Final Five, right? Thought so,
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more like jennifer titty…amiright?
Mmm…no. You only used half of a wit to come up with this…amiright?
good one. you should be a comedian.
“Fuck Fuck Fuck… I really am gonna miss Chic-fil-a!!”
Please tell me that he is doing the whole Hollywood douch thing as satire.
Another Tyson movie? Why??
Not a movie. One-man show on Broadway.
Yes. You read that right.
Wow, is that a big bald spot on the side of her hair? Maybe her extensions shifted…
No, that’s where the umbilicus was attached, from her head to her landing/nurturing pod…
I saw him in a film once.
I see he’s trying out the Janice Dickinson “Please Don’t Notice I’m Old” pose. Sorry Tommy, it only works if you have breasts.
When you said this was the crap we missed I didn’t think it was going to be literal.
“No no no! This is a vagina free zone!”
Flamboyant alright, but he’s no Joey Lawrence.
“So just turn that little hiney around, Ms. Bieber.”
I swear I thought for a second it was another pic of Helen Hunt.
Is the KDC to hold his hair plugs in?
She will be fined by OSHA for not wearing steel toed shoes.
Swear this chick is like the one from Seinfeld whose face changes all the time. I want to see her in person – just to know. But fuck running up and asking for an autograph or picture – I want to push a paper onto her face and rub it with a crayon. That’s as real a representation of her as you’re ever going to get.
“Tomato butts! I told them no tomato butts! Yet everywhere I look I SEE TOMATO BUTTS. But I showed them. They’ll see. Them and their tomato butts!”
“Brooke! Is it true your kids are putting themselves up for adoption because ‘Mommy scares them’?”
Seen here in it’s natural state.
No time to stop, ruining SNL is a full time job, especially once you’re not on the show anymore.
Wayne Newton has a younger brother?
He would be just fabulous on Dancing With The Stars!! Dontcha think?
Yeah. He wouldn’t even need a partner. He could be the guy AND the girl!
“Don’t cry Matt. Your career will pick up soon.”
There is something creepy about a guy who’s arms are longer than his legs.
Lookin’ good!
The perfect mate for Lady Gaga.
And she thinks she’s SO original. Ha!
She looks like a burn victim.
She’s still got a long way to go before I quit on her.
Ever since Longmire I’m cool with him again.
Yep. Me2.
Yep. Me2.
Me too.
My penis just barfed a little. It felt good.
Matt Leblanc has NO ass in those pants…travesty.
Fucking hollyweirds and their fucking purple bazookas.
Seems like Blue Lagoon was a century ago.
That top would look better with a pair of booty cut off shorts.
That is one seriously bangin’ body. It gets me to thinking….. “I wonder who she’s voting for–Obama or Romney?”
So much effort. So llittle of a clue.
“I’m not really a doctor!”
Ginger kids finally have someone to look up to!
No, no, Van, you’re in the ACTOR’S union. NOT the longshoremen’s union…
Are there still longshoremen? I saw this industrial video a few years back that said they would all be replaced by automation.
“But after the horror movie I seen today… Robots! Piers full of robots! My kid’ll be lucky if he’s even punchin’ numbers five years from now. And while it don’t mean shit to me that I can’t take my steak knives to DiBiagio and Sons, it breaks my fuckin’ heart that there’s no future for the Sobotkas on the waterfront!”
(Fish, this was just for you as you wade through the rest of Friday’s comments.)
Howard Hughes.. I had no idea that you were so short
Yeah., So what if I’m prettier than Brooke Shields!
What an asshole
But I think that the most likely reason of all… may have been that her heart was two sizes too small.
Coming this summer. Orca Three~
“Do I make you horny?” feels appropriate as it’s tired, lame, and worn out its welcome.
It’s Howdy Doody Time!
Still waiting for a steroid that makes him taller.
…and everyone thought that Jeter was curled up in the fetalposition after his crushing break up ( top shelp swag bag ) with Minka Kelly
Pretty sure that shirt is on backwards.
I just hope Atreyu can get past her.
Turns out As Good As It Gets really was as good as she got.