The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.3.12

August 3rd, 2012 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I give you the gift of this Helen Hunt pic, so you can now tell that annoying friend who keeps trying to get you into yoga to fuck off, Brooke Shields and Molly Shannon have a crazy old lady face-off (Spoiler Alert: Brooke wins.), and Joey Lawrence really needs to learn how to use his dryer. And mirrors. And a thermometer.

You ordered the random Italian bikini chick for today’s Final Five, right? Thought so,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
    tito
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    more like jennifer titty…amiright?

  2. Jennifer Garner
    Ruckus
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    “Fuck Fuck Fuck… I really am gonna miss Chic-fil-a!!”

  3. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
    Stewie Griffin
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    Please tell me that he is doing the whole Hollywood douch thing as satire.

  4. Derek Jeter
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    Another Tyson movie? Why??

  5. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Lala
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    Wow, is that a big bald spot on the side of her hair? Maybe her extensions shifted…

  6. Thomas Haden Church
    Sheppy
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    I saw him in a film once.

  7. Thomas Haden Church
    Colin
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    I see he’s trying out the Janice Dickinson “Please Don’t Notice I’m Old” pose. Sorry Tommy, it only works if you have breasts.

  8. Lady Gaga Centaur
    Park
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    When you said this was the crap we missed I didn’t think it was going to be literal.

  9. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    Colin
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    “No no no! This is a vagina free zone!”

  10. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    Sheppy
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    Flamboyant alright, but he’s no Joey Lawrence.

  11. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    Colin
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    “So just turn that little hiney around, Ms. Bieber.”

  12. Thomas Haden Church
    Kravmaguffin
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    I swear I thought for a second it was another pic of Helen Hunt.

  13. Kravmaguffin
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    Is the KDC to hold his hair plugs in?

  14. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    tlmck
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    She will be fined by OSHA for not wearing steel toed shoes.

  15. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
    Frunken
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    Swear this chick is like the one from Seinfeld whose face changes all the time. I want to see her in person – just to know. But fuck running up and asking for an autograph or picture – I want to push a paper onto her face and rub it with a crayon. That’s as real a representation of her as you’re ever going to get.

  16. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    BowelTowel
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    “Tomato butts! I told them no tomato butts! Yet everywhere I look I SEE TOMATO BUTTS. But I showed them. They’ll see. Them and their tomato butts!”

  17. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    tlmck
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    “Brooke! Is it true your kids are putting themselves up for adoption because ‘Mommy scares them’?”

  18. Lady Gaga Centaur
    tlmck
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    Seen here in it’s natural state.

  19. Molly Shannon
    BowelTowel
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    No time to stop, ruining SNL is a full time job, especially once you’re not on the show anymore.

  20. Derek Jeter
    tlmck
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    Wayne Newton has a younger brother?

  21. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    Lalalalalalala
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    He would be just fabulous on Dancing With The Stars!! Dontcha think?

  22. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
    tlmck
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    “Don’t cry Matt. Your career will pick up soon.”

  23. Thomas Haden Church
    tlmck
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    There is something creepy about a guy who’s arms are longer than his legs.

  24. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Quijibo
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    Lookin’ good!

  25. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    tlmck
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    The perfect mate for Lady Gaga.

  26. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Yoga Mat
    Quijibo
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    She looks like a burn victim.

  27. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
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    She’s still got a long way to go before I quit on her.

  28. Lou Diamond Phillips, Yvonne Boismier Phillips
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    Ever since Longmire I’m cool with him again.

  29. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    My penis just barfed a little. It felt good.

  30. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
    vgrly
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    Matt Leblanc has NO ass in those pants…travesty.

  31. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Yoga Mat
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    Fucking hollyweirds and their fucking purple bazookas.

  32. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    vgrly
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    Seems like Blue Lagoon was a century ago.

  33. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage The Campaign Premiere
    vgrly
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    That top would look better with a pair of booty cut off shorts.

  34. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
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    That is one seriously bangin’ body. It gets me to thinking….. “I wonder who she’s voting for–Obama or Romney?”

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    So much effort. So llittle of a clue.

  36. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Jackie
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    “I’m not really a doctor!”

  37. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
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    Ginger kids finally have someone to look up to!

  38. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    No, no, Van, you’re in the ACTOR’S union. NOT the longshoremen’s union…

    • Are there still longshoremen? I saw this industrial video a few years back that said they would all be replaced by automation.

      “But after the horror movie I seen today… Robots! Piers full of robots! My kid’ll be lucky if he’s even punchin’ numbers five years from now. And while it don’t mean shit to me that I can’t take my steak knives to DiBiagio and Sons, it breaks my fuckin’ heart that there’s no future for the Sobotkas on the waterfront!”

      (Fish, this was just for you as you wade through the rest of Friday’s comments.)

  39. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
    bigalkie
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    Howard Hughes.. I had no idea that you were so short

  40. Jack Nicholson Yelling
    bigalkie
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    Yeah., So what if I’m prettier than Brooke Shields!

  41. Lady Gaga Centaur
    bigalkie
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    What an asshole

  42. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
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    But I think that the most likely reason of all… may have been that her heart was two sizes too small.

  43. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
    bigalkie
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    Coming this summer. Orca Three~

  44. Lady Gaga Centaur
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    “Do I make you horny?” feels appropriate as it’s tired, lame, and worn out its welcome.

  45. Derek Jeter
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    It’s Howdy Doody Time!

  46. Stewie Griffin
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    Still waiting for a steroid that makes him taller.

  47. Derek Jeter
    bigalkie
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    …and everyone thought that Jeter was curled up in the fetalposition after his crushing break up ( top shelp swag bag ) with Minka Kelly

  48. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
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    Pretty sure that shirt is on backwards.

  49. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
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    I just hope Atreyu can get past her.

  50. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Yoga Mat
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    Turns out As Good As It Gets really was as good as she got.

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