The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.3.12

August 3rd, 2012 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I give you the gift of this Helen Hunt pic, so you can now tell that annoying friend who keeps trying to get you into yoga to fuck off, Brooke Shields and Molly Shannon have a crazy old lady face-off (Spoiler Alert: Brooke wins.), and Joey Lawrence really needs to learn how to use his dryer. And mirrors. And a thermometer.

You ordered the random Italian bikini chick for today’s Final Five, right? Thought so,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Unless he saw Russell Brand being eaten by the crocodile I don’t want to know.

  2. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage The Campaign Premiere
    cc
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    FFS can’t these people dress themselves?

  3. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
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    Starring Matt LeBlanc = Straight to DVD.

  4. Lou Diamond Phillips, Yvonne Boismier Phillips
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    wow Al Lewis is not only alive but he dyed his hair black

  5. Jennifer Garner
    lily
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    I like the outfit…at least she dresses age appropriate

  6. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
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    Must. Kill. Shaun. White.

  7. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    ChickenHawk
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    She’s got dem crazy eyes…

  8. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
    lily
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    Great bikini bod! THIS is what curvy looks like. Slim but shapely.

  9. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
    lily
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    Nice ass!! her body is close to perfect…

  10. ChickenHawk
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    Whoa, that looks is for someone 20 years younger than you!!

  11. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
    lily
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    and natural breasts! i am in love!

  12. Jennifer Garner
    JosieBelle
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    The bruised Ben Affleck post-Blake Lively rumors makes even more sense now.

  13. Lou Diamond Phillips, Yvonne Boismier Phillips
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    I had no idea Lou Diamond Phillips was ornamental.

  14. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    cc
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    ‘Can you dance to ‘We no speak Americano’?’
    ‘Nooooo bitch!’

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    BushWhacker
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    Show us the bush.

  16. Lady Gaga Centaur
    Buddy The Elf
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    trying too hard, as usual.

  17. Lady Gaga Centaur
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    Nice try Sarah Jessica Parker! I still can pick you out no matter what disguise you use.

  18. Jennifer Garner
    cc
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    Jennifer Garner? From Alias?

  19. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    JK
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    Can’t decide between “I’ll get you He-Man!” or “Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.” Decisions, decisions.

  20. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    JK
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    Is this the living incarnate of trollface?

  21. Jack Nicholson Yelling
    K-Tron
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    “This town needs an enema. Oh, wait. Maybe I just need an enema.”

  22. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
    cc
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    I’ll have two cups of Melita, hot.

  23. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
    cc
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    Doesn’t get a whole lot better than this.

  24. Derek Jeter
    K-Tron
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    This is the face of an ass-clown who deserves fewer naked Minka Kellys in his life.

  25. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
    cc
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    Holy crap, she’s driven beach volleyball out of my thoughts.

  26. Thomas Haden Church
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    Hahahahahaha! No one knows who I am.

  27. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage The Campaign Premiere
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    All I know is this….her clothing would look better on my floor.

  28. Lady Gaga Centaur
    Cock Dr
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    3rd millenium Monty Python Flying Circus stuff here.
    Give this women some fabric, baling wire, gum, pots of makeup & funny shoes and then point a camera at her, you can be sure her desperation for attention will get you something like this.
    Oh, I left out the cocaine ingredient…..she needs that too.

    • Devilish Diva

      This wannabe copies from everyone! Dale Bozzio of Missing Persons, Madonna, Grace Jones, Leigh Bowery, etc.

      She’s definitely going for a Matthew Barney thing with this image.
      One-trick pony. Pun intended.

  29. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
    Frunken
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    So we have Young Legolas, Young Frodo, and Young Gimli. I guess Gimli is that guy who was the tallest in 6th grade and then gets lapped by everyone.

  30. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Frunken
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    Notice you never see her and Maria Shriver in the same room.

  31. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    EricLr
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    I’m pretty sure that’s a drag queen paying tribute to Brooke Shields.

    Please tell me I’m right.

  32. Lou Diamond Phillips, Yvonne Boismier Phillips
    Joe
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    Do you wanna know how I got these scars?

  33. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Joe Blow
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    Wow… she kinda sorta looks like Tom Cruise… though not quite as crazy.

  34. Jack Nicholson Yelling
    EricLr
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    You want my credit card? You can’t HANDLE my credit card!

  35. Derek Jeter
    EricLr
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    You’re single?

  36. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Yoga Mat
    Cock Dr
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    She donated her lips to a needy Russian model.

  37. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
    EricLr
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    Just a meet-cute scene between a quirky free spirit and an aging pedophile. It just writes itself:

    LeBlanc: Hey, you’re kinda cute, wanna hear about the 80′s?

    Larter: I like ponies!

  38. Commented on this photo:

    It’s the middle of summer, and these douche still wears a beanie.

  39. Lou Diamond Phillips, Yvonne Boismier Phillips
    EricLr
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    Well, turns out his does do it with his horse after all.

  40. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Yoga Mat
    EricLr
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    Was she in a fire?

  41. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage The Campaign Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Dunno about that outfit being red carpet ready, but the girl is cute.

  42. Thomas Haden Church
    EricLr
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    Someone asked him if he still talks to any of his old Wings castmates.

  43. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage The Campaign Premiere
    EricLr
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    I don’t know who she is, if she has any talent, why someone is taking her picture, or anything else about her–but I do want to buy her expensive jewelry for some reason.

  44. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
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    Boom.

  45. EricLr
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    So Joey, do you always oil yourself down before heading out to the airport?

  46. Molly Shannon
    Cock Dr
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    Riff Raff is all dressed up in drag and ready to party.

  47. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage The Campaign Premiere
    Court
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    Modern St Pauli girl?

  48. Molly Shannon
    EricLr
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    She’s created a new SNL character: “Crazy washed-up actress who randomly screams at fans and talks to her cats.”

  49. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    EricLr
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    How did people NOT know this guy was gay?

  50. Commented on this photo:

    So the Hallmark Channel is doing a movie on the Chippendales?

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