Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I give you the gift of this Helen Hunt pic, so you can now tell that annoying friend who keeps trying to get you into yoga to fuck off, Brooke Shields and Molly Shannon have a crazy old lady face-off (Spoiler Alert: Brooke wins.), and Joey Lawrence really needs to learn how to use his dryer. And mirrors. And a thermometer.
You ordered the random Italian bikini chick for today’s Final Five, right? Thought so,
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Unless he saw Russell Brand being eaten by the crocodile I don’t want to know.
FFS can’t these people dress themselves?
Starring Matt LeBlanc = Straight to DVD.
wow Al Lewis is not only alive but he dyed his hair black
I like the outfit…at least she dresses age appropriate
Must. Kill. Shaun. White.
Is she with Sean White now? But wait, his hair still needs to be washed!
She has incredibly poor taste in men. I’d love for her to make another mistake with me. I’d spill the seed in this one.
She’s got dem crazy eyes…
Great bikini bod! THIS is what curvy looks like. Slim but shapely.
Nice ass!! her body is close to perfect…
Close? I’d say spot on.
Whoa, that looks is for someone 20 years younger than you!!
and natural breasts! i am in love!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/734862/melita_toniolo_backstage_photoshoot/
Thank you, LifeSerial. Now would you please go call the paramedics so they can revive me?
The bruised Ben Affleck post-Blake Lively rumors makes even more sense now.
I had no idea Lou Diamond Phillips was ornamental.
‘Can you dance to ‘We no speak Americano’?’
‘Nooooo bitch!’
Show us the bush.
trying too hard, as usual.
Nice try Sarah Jessica Parker! I still can pick you out no matter what disguise you use.
Jennifer Garner? From Alias?
Can’t decide between “I’ll get you He-Man!” or “Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.” Decisions, decisions.
You should always go with the one that’s not overused. Oh—that first one’s Skeletor? Okay, back to the drawing board…
Is this the living incarnate of trollface?
“This town needs an enema. Oh, wait. Maybe I just need an enema.”
I’ll have two cups of Melita, hot.
Doesn’t get a whole lot better than this.
This is the face of an ass-clown who deserves fewer naked Minka Kellys in his life.
Holy crap, she’s driven beach volleyball out of my thoughts.
Hahahahahaha! No one knows who I am.
All I know is this….her clothing would look better on my floor.
3rd millenium Monty Python Flying Circus stuff here.
Give this women some fabric, baling wire, gum, pots of makeup & funny shoes and then point a camera at her, you can be sure her desperation for attention will get you something like this.
Oh, I left out the cocaine ingredient…..she needs that too.
This wannabe copies from everyone! Dale Bozzio of Missing Persons, Madonna, Grace Jones, Leigh Bowery, etc.
She’s definitely going for a Matthew Barney thing with this image.
One-trick pony. Pun intended.
So we have Young Legolas, Young Frodo, and Young Gimli. I guess Gimli is that guy who was the tallest in 6th grade and then gets lapped by everyone.
Notice you never see her and Maria Shriver in the same room.
I’m pretty sure that’s a drag queen paying tribute to Brooke Shields.
Please tell me I’m right.
Do you wanna know how I got these scars?
Wow… she kinda sorta looks like Tom Cruise… though not quite as crazy.
You want my credit card? You can’t HANDLE my credit card!
You’re single?
She donated her lips to a needy Russian model.
Just a meet-cute scene between a quirky free spirit and an aging pedophile. It just writes itself:
LeBlanc: Hey, you’re kinda cute, wanna hear about the 80′s?
Larter: I like ponies!
It’s the middle of summer, and these douche still wears a beanie.
*this
It was 100º here yesterday and some dipshit kid, around 15, came into the place where I was eating wearing one of those damn things. I asked him if it was too hot for it, and he defensively said, “No!” So I told him, “I used to wear one of those and eventually I lost all my hair.”
Brilliant!
Well, turns out his does do it with his horse after all.
Was she in a fire?
Dunno about that outfit being red carpet ready, but the girl is cute.
Well, I wouldn’t object to having that outfit on my carpet…
Someone asked him if he still talks to any of his old Wings castmates.
I don’t know who she is, if she has any talent, why someone is taking her picture, or anything else about her–but I do want to buy her expensive jewelry for some reason.
Boom.
So Joey, do you always oil yourself down before heading out to the airport?
Riff Raff is all dressed up in drag and ready to party.
Modern St Pauli girl?
She’s created a new SNL character: “Crazy washed-up actress who randomly screams at fans and talks to her cats.”
How did people NOT know this guy was gay?
The same America that was duped by The Village People and Liberace.
And Adam Levine.
Who says nobody knew?
So the Hallmark Channel is doing a movie on the Chippendales?