The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.3.12

August 3rd, 2012 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I give you the gift of this Helen Hunt pic, so you can now tell that annoying friend who keeps trying to get you into yoga to fuck off, Brooke Shields and Molly Shannon have a crazy old lady face-off (Spoiler Alert: Brooke wins.), and Joey Lawrence really needs to learn how to use his dryer. And mirrors. And a thermometer.

You ordered the random Italian bikini chick for today’s Final Five, right? Thought so,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Girl: “This is you: a-DUUUUUHHHHH!”
    Zach: “I beg your pardon?”
    Boy: “Yeah totally! She’s got you down to a ‘T’!”
    Mother: “The kids are right, Zach.”
    Zach: (I gotta start doing some fucking dramas…)

  2. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Insanity laughs under pressure…”

  3. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    MisterSuccint
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    Time to dye the hair again, Dame Edna.

  4. Derek Jeter
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    He doesn’t seem to age. He always looks exactly the same. Hey, good for him. :-)

  5. Jack Nicholson Yelling
    Johnny P!
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    He’d better slow down, lay off the booze, and get some rest.
    He’s starting to look like DiCaprio!

  6. Lou Diamond Phillips, Yvonne Boismier Phillips
    Contusion
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    She must be a giant pain in the ass, because is Lou Diamond Phillips can pull that, there’s something wrong.

  7. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage The Campaign Premiere
    Contusion
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    Hello wench.

  8. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
    Monsignor Nelson
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    Nip slip or not? Vote below.

  9. Lou Diamond Phillips, Yvonne Boismier Phillips
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The only reason he got his picture taken was he was walking out of a Chick-fil-A.

  10. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
    Johnny P!
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    Love her, and her white, creamy orbs…

  11. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
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    She’s adorable and he looks 75.

  12. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    Contusion
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    One of those rare cases where real hair is worse than a wig.

    • It’s not really his natural hair. Early on in his career he was yo-yo dieting got real sick and lost all his hair. It’s what got him started on healthy diets and exercise. He had hair plugs done before he was famous. Since he had no hair left on his head they took it from cough..cough.. somewhere else on his body. Yep, thats a full head of Pubes.
      The real question is: Is he wearing panty hose?

  13. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
    Johnny P!
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    Can’t wait for ‘Lovesick’ to come out on ‘Sraight-to-BluRay’.
    So I can laugh, and not rent it.

  14. Jack Nicholson Yelling
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    “Keep in up and I’ll eat that last one, too.”

  15. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Yoga Mat
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    If there two more of them, would it be called a ‘murder’.

  16. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Now THAT’S the Bar we all know and love!
    That self-pic the other day was harsh…

  17. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Yoga Mat
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Proof that yoga really does make you look relaxed, fresh and youthful…

  18. Johnny P!
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    No look is complete without the KNC* for this guy!
    (*Knitted Douche Cap)

    • catapostrophe

      KDC?

      • Johnny P!

        Thanks catastrophe. Acronyms make my brain hurt.
        But let’s make KDC a part of the common lexicon, shall we?
        There are far too many hipsters wearing these year ’round…

      • Joaquin ingles

        Oh shit, I was about to ask if that spray-on hair shit was making a comeback. I didn’t realize it was a KDC. The question is what’s worse?

      • Johnny P!

        The KDC, hands down, every time.
        It’s even worse than using a ‘Flow-Bee’, man!

  19. Commented on this photo:

    “No, these clothes do not come in adult sizes. Why do you ask?”

  20. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    Johnny P!
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    This is the guy who went after the tabloids and sued them years ago when they claimed he was gay.
    Do they get their money back now?

  21. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
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    That ass makes those behind her weep.

  22. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
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    *sheds tear

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    Basted Turkey.

  24. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    What? No stupid hipster look? She actually looks pretty good here.

  25. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Yoga Mat
    Crammit
    Commented on this photo:

    If a picture paints a thousand words at least 998 of these would be “bitch”

  26. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s gonna be the next Olympic sport. Foreheading.

  27. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “OMG! You’re Joaquin Phoenix!”

  28. Lady Gaga Centaur
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    It’s Montaro from Mortal Kombat!

  29. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    this is the best ive seen her look in awhile. normal clothes…im in shock…

  30. Lady Gaga Centaur
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s finally starting to get weird

  31. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Ermagherd! I pers tha bertox!

  32. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
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    Oh my, my. She just gets better and better with age. Love her.

  33. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    Commented on this photo:

    If anyone can name one right thing in this whole picture i’ll eat my own hat

  34. Jack Nicholson Yelling
    Commented on this photo:

    “What do you mean no fortune cookie?”

    “What kind of Chinese joint is this with no fortune cookies with a name like Mr. Chow?”

  35. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    Commented on this photo:

    The under-served celebrity pulley-porn market is finally getting it’s due. I was getting tired of jerking it to old episodes of Mr. Wizard.

  36. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    looks like she just had sex with a Marvel comics artist.

  37. Derek Jeter
    Commented on this photo:

    Insert black microphone joke here:_________________

  38. Derek Jeter
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    Go Yankees!!!

  39. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    I like her but this isn’t her best look.

  40. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
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    And this is just his yard work outfit.

  41. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s hott!

  42. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “ERMAGHERRRRD!!!!!! ZALAFANAKIIIUUUUS!!!!!!!!!!”

  43. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
    lily
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    She looks much better here…i’m diggin the natural look. very refreshing.

  44. Jennifer Garner
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    I bet if I had an Affleck hate-fucking one kid after another into me, I’d have this look on my face too.

  45. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage The Campaign Premiere
    lily
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    Cute, but that top is not right for the skirt

  46. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen less crow’s feet in a murder.

  47. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Alice Cooper: The Early Years

  48. Lady Gaga Centaur
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    so now we will be saying he is so awesome he will be shitting out rainbows and Lady Gaga’s

  49. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
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    I don’t care how old she is. I would still love to see those cans.

    • dirtypillows

      why? as soon as they’re freed from that dress they’d sag down to her bellybutton. but hey if that’s what you’re into…

  50. lily
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    Ugh those pants! They looks so tight and awkward…why do men wear skinny jeans, its so GAY. He does have a nice upper body.

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