The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.3.12

August 3rd, 2012 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I give you the gift of this Helen Hunt pic, so you can now tell that annoying friend who keeps trying to get you into yoga to fuck off, Brooke Shields and Molly Shannon have a crazy old lady face-off (Spoiler Alert: Brooke wins.), and Joey Lawrence really needs to learn how to use his dryer. And mirrors. And a thermometer.

You ordered the random Italian bikini chick for today’s Final Five, right? Thought so,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Derek Jeter
    mrsmass
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    I thought this was The Situation from the thumbnail.

  2. Lady Gaga Centaur
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The worst choice by a cartoon character since Lisa Simpson went down on London

  3. Lou Diamond Phillips, Yvonne Boismier Phillips
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Nice shirt! And it comes with a bottle of Chianti and all the bread you can eat

  4. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Purple Heart. And Bar.

    Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  5. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
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    Remember Scutt Farcus? the bully from the movie “A Christmas Story?” The second I saw this photo, I heard his laugh in my head.

  6. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage The Campaign Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    She’s hot, i love her

  7. DeucePickle
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    nice and shiny

  8. Molly Shannon
    DeucePickle
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    That car is fucking awesome!
    and old.

  9. Lou Diamond Phillips, Yvonne Boismier Phillips
    kimmykimkim
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    Fuckin’ gingham. I hate it!

  10. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
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    You know when you’re going down the freeway and you see the remains of an exploded truck tire strewn across a quarter mile?

    I hope that dress is steel-belted.

  11. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    DeucePickle
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    There’s a Chic Fil A joke in here somewhere but it’s Friday and i don’t care.

  12. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    Hmmmm

  13. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    better

  14. Thomas Haden Church
    kimmykimkim
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    More gingham?! Gah!

  15. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Ed
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    Those anti-depressants seem to be working juuust fine. Tom Cruise was wrong, obviously.

  16. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    cc
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    Good for her, getting a job as a physics teacher. Now, what happens when you use TWO pullies?

  17. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    MZ/X
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    Pop-Up shop or Poop-Up shop?

  18. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage The Campaign Premiere
    kimmykimkim
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    Cute skirt! I’ll take it in a different color. And cute girl! I’ll take her, too.

  19. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
    cc
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    Look at me Zach, I want to play an intern in the sequel.

  20. Lady Gaga Centaur
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    That’s Kim Kardashian as the back end. Finally—the role she was born for.

  21. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    cc
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    Is that an expression of shock, surprise, joy or circuits frying?

  22. Jack Nicholson Yelling
    cc
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    Okay, that wasn’t me who called you, it was kids using my voice to make prank calls. What’s next, you are going to accuse me of being the angry black guy?

  23. Jack Nicholson Yelling
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    So this man and his uncle and his nephew go out for dinner. And Mr Chow says, “Hey Jack, what do you want to drink?”

    • So this man, his uncle, and his nephew go out for dinner at Mr. Chow’s. And Mr. Chow says, “Table for one, Mr. Nicholson?”

      That’s how that joke should go.

  24. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    MZ/X
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    Crap that’s terrifying!

  25. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Yoga Mat
    Dina Crackwhore
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    Takes a lot of talent to get rug burns on your neck

  26. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    Schmidtler
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    Nice to see Tom Cruise staying active despite the divorce.

  27. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
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    I bet no one even blinks an eye anymore.

  28. Jennifer Garner
    Schmidtler
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    Wow, she looks like she’s a hellofalotta fun to come home to.

  29. Italian Model Melita Toniolo Bikini
    kimmykimkim
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    Hot body.

  30. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Sunglasses
    cc
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    I’d poker.

  31. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    MZ/X
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    OK, if this is the next villain Christopher Nolan is going with I’m not watching that movie!

  32. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    direchef
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    So this is what a Thetan looks like.

  33. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
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    “NO! Don’t ask me! Don’t ask me how much I paid Elton John for this pair of his old glasses! I’m pretty sure I overpaid.”

  34. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Lovesick Set
    cc
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    An apron with nothing underneath is sexy. A bib and jeans is not sexy.

  35. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    That slogan sounds like the tag line to a midget tossing competition…

  36. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
    cc
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    I just want to know where that skirt ended and her legs began.

  37. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
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    Sometimes imitation is not the greatest form of flattery…

  38. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
    mrsmass
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    too much nylon on one man, if that’s what he even is anymore.

  39. Jack Nicholson Yelling
    MZ/X
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    You want the Chow?! You can’t handle the Chow!

  40. Jack Nicholson Yelling
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    I hate it when black midgets point up at me…

  41. Lady Gaga Centaur
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    So she started collaborating with Sarah Jessica Parker?

  42. Lady Gaga Centaur
    MZ/X
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    I always knew she was a horse’s ass.

  43. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
    MisterSuccint
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    “Dude! Your face is SO like my pubes!”

  44. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Yoga Mat
    realist
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    must be planning for a new role in … “day of the walking dead”

  45. Derek Jeter
    henry hill
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    “ha, great joke. would you like a complimentary gift basket? ask my driver.”

  46. Richard Simmons Bedazzled Glasses Gold Sparkly Outfit
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    I don’t think he’s ever going to die… just explode into a cloud of fairy dust…

  47. Zach Galifianakis The Campaign Premiere
    mexican farmer
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    The security in the background is like, ” Good, no minorities that I can see…”

  48. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    She should climb under it and let it fall on her. I’m sorry, is that mean? I loathe this chick- I always have. I honestly can’t even figure out why.

    • shonzie

      Because you are a chick.

      FACT: Chicks hate other chicks inherently. Especially if that other chick is getting attention.

    • Mike

      I don’t think she deserves as much venom as Kim Kardashian or Beth Ostrosky (no one bothers to do articles on her; you have to see these twitpics she does, because you’ll wind up feeling compassion for the Lardasses).

    • terry

      Maybe you loath her because you are a fucking nobody blogger working at wall mart, fat, has no man, stretch marks, boogers hanging out your nose, shit stains in your drawers.
      I think that sums it all up!

  49. henry hill
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    …now starring in “The Ricky Martin Story”

  50. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Campaign Premiere
    Contusion
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    “I’m a little KRAAAAAAAZZYYYYY!”

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