Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I give you the gift of this Helen Hunt pic, so you can now tell that annoying friend who keeps trying to get you into yoga to fuck off, Brooke Shields and Molly Shannon have a crazy old lady face-off (Spoiler Alert: Brooke wins.), and Joey Lawrence really needs to learn how to use his dryer. And mirrors. And a thermometer.
You ordered the random Italian bikini chick for today’s Final Five, right? Thought so,
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I thought this was The Situation from the thumbnail.
I thought it was the villain from Beverly Hills Cop.
And I thought it was Lance Bass!
I thought it was Sally Jessie Rafael.
You’re all right.
The worst choice by a cartoon character since Lisa Simpson went down on London
Nice shirt! And it comes with a bottle of Chianti and all the bread you can eat
Nice one BnW.
Well, at least he’s not wearing a hat you get a bowl of soup with.
Purple Heart. And Bar.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Remember Scutt Farcus? the bully from the movie “A Christmas Story?” The second I saw this photo, I heard his laugh in my head.
Oh god, now I’m hearing the little brother Randy’s laugh.
“…he had yellow eyes ! I swear to you, he had yellow eyes !”
She’s hot, i love her
nice and shiny
That car is fucking awesome!
and old.
I think that’s the car she was conceived in.
I noticed that too. My best guess is a vintage Volvo. She asked to borrow it to distract from her hideous dress.
it’s a Mercedes….
Fuckin’ gingham. I hate it!
You know when you’re going down the freeway and you see the remains of an exploded truck tire strewn across a quarter mile?
I hope that dress is steel-belted.
*mother of god* I’d love to see her pop that outfit wide open!
Word. She’s an ageless beauty.
There’s a Chic Fil A joke in here somewhere but it’s Friday and i don’t care.
Hmmmm
better
butter
Parkay!
Baha!
More gingham?! Gah!
They come with free potato salad and ants.
Those anti-depressants seem to be working juuust fine. Tom Cruise was wrong, obviously.
Good for her, getting a job as a physics teacher. Now, what happens when you use TWO pullies?
If it’s simple pulley system, the second pulley would make no virtually difference one way or the other, assuming of course the same weight/force is being used.
Of course that also assumes that I put “no” and “virtually” in reverse order
Pop-Up shop or Poop-Up shop?
Cute skirt! I’ll take it in a different color. And cute girl! I’ll take her, too.
Look at me Zach, I want to play an intern in the sequel.
That’s Kim Kardashian as the back end. Finally—the role she was born for.
And I think she used Kim’s massive black dildo as a prop too
I have my doubts… notice that the horse’s ass is completely contained in the picture frame.
Well, you can see where the ass ends, but you can’t really tell where it starts.
I dunno man, both ends kind of look like a horse’s ass.
Is that an expression of shock, surprise, joy or circuits frying?
There’s something odd between her Calvins.
Okay, that wasn’t me who called you, it was kids using my voice to make prank calls. What’s next, you are going to accuse me of being the angry black guy?
So this man and his uncle and his nephew go out for dinner. And Mr Chow says, “Hey Jack, what do you want to drink?”
So this man, his uncle, and his nephew go out for dinner at Mr. Chow’s. And Mr. Chow says, “Table for one, Mr. Nicholson?”
That’s how that joke should go.
Crap that’s terrifying!
You’re right- she looks insane. I am going to see this picture in my nightmares tonight.
Takes a lot of talent to get rug burns on your neck
Nice to see Tom Cruise staying active despite the divorce.
I bet no one even blinks an eye anymore.
Wow, she looks like she’s a hellofalotta fun to come home to.
Most moms do.
Hot body.
I’d poker.
OK, if this is the next villain Christopher Nolan is going with I’m not watching that movie!
So this is what a Thetan looks like.
“NO! Don’t ask me! Don’t ask me how much I paid Elton John for this pair of his old glasses! I’m pretty sure I overpaid.”
An apron with nothing underneath is sexy. A bib and jeans is not sexy.
A loose top and tight jeans are plenty sexy.
She looks like she’s on-set in a ranch porn
how is that ass not sexy?
That slogan sounds like the tag line to a midget tossing competition…
I just want to know where that skirt ended and her legs began.
Prepare to be disappointed.
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Er…I mean “disappointed” only insofar you were expecting a skirt and legs. The word “disappointed” should not be found anywhere near a picture of Bar Refaeli and now I must amends to the God of Tits and Wine for even suggesting such a thing.
Rub one out to the Jennifer Tilly pics and your sins will be forgiven.
Sometimes imitation is not the greatest form of flattery…
too much nylon on one man, if that’s what he even is anymore.
You want the Chow?! You can’t handle the Chow!
I hate it when black midgets point up at me…
He cut in front of Webster.
So she started collaborating with Sarah Jessica Parker?
Thread ends here.
I always knew she was a horse’s ass.
“Dude! Your face is SO like my pubes!”
must be planning for a new role in … “day of the walking dead”
“ha, great joke. would you like a complimentary gift basket? ask my driver.”
I don’t think he’s ever going to die… just explode into a cloud of fairy dust…
The security in the background is like, ” Good, no minorities that I can see…”
She should climb under it and let it fall on her. I’m sorry, is that mean? I loathe this chick- I always have. I honestly can’t even figure out why.
Because you are a chick.
FACT: Chicks hate other chicks inherently. Especially if that other chick is getting attention.
Some chicks even hate attention whores.
Some chicks hate only attention whores, vagina or dick.
I don’t think she deserves as much venom as Kim Kardashian or Beth Ostrosky (no one bothers to do articles on her; you have to see these twitpics she does, because you’ll wind up feeling compassion for the Lardasses).
Maybe you loath her because you are a fucking nobody blogger working at wall mart, fat, has no man, stretch marks, boogers hanging out your nose, shit stains in your drawers.
I think that sums it all up!
…now starring in “The Ricky Martin Story”
“I’m a little KRAAAAAAAZZYYYYY!”