The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.23.13

August 23rd, 2013 // 420 Comments

Welcome to an unusually large Friday edition of The Crap We Missed. Normally, by the end of the week, my crippling alcholism basically consumes my every waking minute therefore tanking any productivity there isn’t a ton of stuff for TCWM and this gallery is a little light. Well, consider today the exception to that rule, and by exception I of course mean Cesar Milan AND Milla Jovovich each lovingly caressing two totally different sculptural elephant trunks as though they were penises. That’s right. Separately, 1,817 miles from each other (You’re goddamn right I Google-mapped that shit.), they independently decided to stick their faces next to an elephant trunk, because huge dicks are hilarious. I feel like I can finally explain to people what it is I do for a living.

“Ok, yes it’s mostly tits and that part’s key. But, you know how sometimes something will look like a dick, so you pretend to suck it while someone takes a picture? I put all that together and post it to the Internet.” (Hi Mom and Dad!)

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Miss Butt Brazil Model Andressa Urach Bikini Sexy Magazine Shoot
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    mmm, that belly tat lookin’ tasty.

  2. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    Does this chick even have a face?

  3. Harry Dean Stanton Smoking Cigarette Drinking Whiskey Portrait Session
    gokatgo
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    I’ll have what Death’s having.

  4. David Beckham Riding Carousel With His Kids Disneyland
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    Some people become so fucking boring once they have kids.

  5. Ben Kingsley Turban Dark Beard Learning To Drive Set
    Carmine Lupertazzi
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    “Kingsley passed on the scrip”

  6. Ben Kingsley Turban Dark Beard Learning To Drive Set
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    If he’d have taken the tip from the 7-11 training manual and clipped the store keys to his belt, he wouldn’t have to dig around in his pockets to find them.

  7. Eminem Orgasm Face Onstage Stade De France Paris
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    Are we sure about that whole ‘it’s wrong to shoot people just because they’re wearing a hoodie’ thing now?

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