The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.22.14

August 22nd, 2014 // Leave a Comment

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m slapping together as fast as humanly possible while we’re still up until Sandy Brown and The Yawning Clam inevitably roll us under again. So here’s Joe Jonas at a churrascaria, a place where you shove an unending supply of meat into your face until you beg them to stop bringing it, so heaven, he’s in heaven. Then there’s Josh Brolin responding to the question “How’d you think Oldboy came out?” and jesus christ another vagina flash?! *watches smoke pour out of USB ports*

Tell my family I love them and if you guys tell them exactly what “digital publishing” I was involved with I swear I’ll haunt you so hard,

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Splash News

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  1. Goldie Hawn Nipples Cleavage See Through Tank Top Yoga Pants
    Odbarc
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    Bronzie Hawn.

  2. Joe Jonas At Brazillian Steakhouse With Dude
    fred
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    Leave it to Joe Jonas to find the only churrascaria that serves Bull cock on a skewer.

  3. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Squat Instagram
    Bob
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    Nothing like a fresh coat of Competition Orange to cover up all the nicks and scratches.

  4. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage See Through Tank Top
    buzz
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    She finally got her box of shit back from Nickelodeon? Worst part has got to be security walking her out while all the ex-coworkers watch.

  5. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
    anonym
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    her head is too big, or her eyes/nose/mouth are too big for her head.

    again, does she ever smile?????

  6. Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Vagina Flash Upskirt Cleavage Drunk
    anonym
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    I’m getting dyslexic. I read that as Aisleyne Horseface Wallace.

    I googled her, and indeed she is a horseface

  7. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Squat Instagram
    anonym
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    She’s showing nicki minaj what’s up

  8. Tom Cruise Sweaty Confused Look Mission Impossible 5 Set Vienna
    ToyBoxOfGuns
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    “I wonder what Xenu’s doing now?”

  9. Nicki Minaj Spider Woman Buttcrack String Thong Instagram
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    Does Zaloog know that this is no longer on his bedroom ceiling?

  10. Tom Cruise Sweaty Confused Look Mission Impossible 5 Set Vienna
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    Your mission if you choose to accept it is to find a male brassiere that lifts and separates.

  11. Nicki Minaj Spider Woman Buttcrack String Thong Instagram
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    hot pic. For the gonorrhea/fecal matter/arachnoid/gutter skunk fetishist. I’m sure there’s one or two.

  12. Joe Jonas At Brazillian Steakhouse With Dude
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    “When you said we were getting steak, I thought you meant the tubed kind.”

  13. Josh Brolin Screaming Daughter Eden Sin City A Dame To Kill For Photocall
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    Congratulations. The movie studio decided to make Jonah Hex 2.

  14. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
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    Release the mounds!

  15. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets Being Held Up By Fans
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    “Can you rouge group of butch lesbians make sure Lady Gaga get to her hotel room?”
    “Uh yeah…eventually.”

  16. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets Being Held Up By Fans
    Commented on this photo:

    That person in the tie-dye has got to be two midgets, one standing on the other’s shoulders. The proportions just aren’t right.

  17. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Riding Chariot Hercules European Premiere Berlin
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    “Did you know the human anus can stretch to five times its normal size with the right lube?”

  18. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Riding Chariot Hercules European Premiere Berlin
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    “Hey! You need to control your horses!”
    “These aren’t just my horses…They’re my lovers.”

  19. Tom Cruise Sweaty Confused Look Mission Impossible 5 Set Vienna
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Mission Impossible 5: Hot Flashes

  20. Joe Jonas At Brazillian Steakhouse With Dude
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    A true connoisseur brings his own Big Grinder when he goes out for rare meat!

  21. Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Vagina Flash Upskirt Cleavage Drunk
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “Does she or doesn’t she?”

    Only her gynecologist knows for sure.

  22. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    (Subliminal message: I get to touch them whenever I want and YOU never will.)

  23. Jeremy Renner Derpface
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “Can I get JUST the pole?”

  24. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    I call BS, photo boy! You can’t fool me. That’s really Jessica Simpson!

    (A comment thought to have been extinct rises up from out of the past)

  25. Tom Cruise Sweaty Confused Look Mission Impossible 5 Set Vienna
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Tom has that look on his face that says he knows his next mission IS impossible: proving Xenu is real.

  26. Irina Shayk Side Boob Hercules European Premiere Berlin
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “My God! She’s perfected the Hover Face.”

  27. Irina Shayk Side Boob Hercules European Premiere Berlin
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    A la Zoolander … she calls this look “Blue Balls”

  28. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Squat Instagram
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    This pic is years old. Something must be up for her to be reaching back into the archives.

  29. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Unicorn Instaram
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Horse side-eye says, “Try the horn, bitch, cause you aren’t getting near my dick.”

  30. Michelle Lewin Bikini Humping Dude In Hammock
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    How the hell did I end up on a gay/tranny website?

  31. Rihanna Butt Torn Daisy Dukes Watching Chris Brown Play In Summer Classic Charity Game
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    Well that’s about as exciting as the baby corn in my Lo Mein right now.

  32. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Squat Instagram
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    That string …. it must be so … so far up there.

  33. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Riding Chariot Hercules European Premiere Berlin
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    ‘So, with just this one rope, I can control the *entire* Kardashian family?’

  34. Nicki Minaj Spider Woman Buttcrack String Thong Instagram
    Frunken
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    When you see it with this perspective, it is pretty offensive.

  35. Josh Brolin Screaming Daughter Eden Sin City A Dame To Kill For Photocall
    Minky Wail
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    Another proud graduate of the Alec Baldwin Parenting Institute.

  36. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets Being Held Up By Fans
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    Have you heard the one that goes –

    A lesbian, a transsexual & Chaz Bono walk into an Australian bar, and immediately render every patron stone-cold sober.

    I know it’s not funny. Sober Australians aren’t a funny subject.

  37. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Neckbeard Kanye Shirt
    Minky Wail
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    At the rate he’s going, he’ll need the whole sarcophagus in another month or so.

  38. Coco Butt Thong String Bikini Squat Instagram
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    “Coco in… Albino Anaconda”

  39. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Unicorn Instaram
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    Its face says it all. It wants to be glue.

  40. Tom Cruise Sweaty Confused Look Mission Impossible 5 Set Vienna
    Deva
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    “Ok, stop looking at my tits.”

  41. Joe Jonas At Brazillian Steakhouse With Dude
    Deva
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    Just because you’re in Brazil sir, that’s no reason to think this was used in any anal adventures.

  42. Jeremy Renner Derpface
    Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeremy Renner in
    The Tobey Maguire Story
    coming soon

  43. Josh Brolin Screaming Daughter Eden Sin City A Dame To Kill For Photocall
    Deva
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    “I told you the gauntlet goes everywhere! EVERYWHERE!”

  44. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Neckbeard Kanye Shirt
    Deva
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    Good to see Rob Kardashian in true form.

  45. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage See Through Tank Top
    Deva
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    What’s left of her dignity is in that box.

  46. Kate Moss Bikini
    Deva
    Commented on this photo:

    SEE WHAT COKE DOES TO YOU KIDS?!?!?

  47. Hayley Hasselhoff OK! TV Pre Awards Party Honoring Emmy Nominees
    Deva
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    No one dresses the Hoff!

  48. Hayley Hasselhoff OK! TV Pre Awards Party Honoring Emmy Nominees
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    I hate this chick.

  49. Tom Cruise Sweaty Confused Look Mission Impossible 5 Set Vienna
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Mission Impossible 6: Risky Business

  50. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
    TheSufFan
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    she’s like a womanly natalie portman (not that natalie isn’t beautiful too, just that she often looks like a 13 year old)

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