The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.21.15

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we pose a serious question to you guys. Who suffered a worse death, the guy in this pic with Mike Tyson, or the little kid in this pic with Britney Spears? The answer is obvious, because one of them went out mercifully with a bullet to the head, while the other unfortunately had a McNugget in her backpack. The screams were heard for miles. On a much lighter note, we’ve also got Matt Damon going, “Look Ben! No bitchtits!!” and Courtney Stodden’s duct tape bikini, so this post is like a dessert your five-year-old made out of anything they could grab in the kitchen. This is a dishrag dogfood cake with houseplant dirt icing and I couldn’t be more proud of it.

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