The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.2.13

August 2nd, 2013 // 484 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, finishing out the week strong with a nice selection of celebrity sharts, starting with Sylvester Stallone continuing to enjoy his vacation in paradise while not at all having to listen to constant complaints about the delayed flight, the weather, or the attitude of the server at the restaurant last night. Then there’s Paulina Rubio on what looks like an amazing first date, Jennifer Aniston playing Pictionary on Late Night and who would’ve guessed she’d pick “Angelina Jolie Adultering Someone’s Husband Away Like An Adulteress Whore” out of the hat, and finally, a few selections from last night’s Young Hollywood Awards, namely; Tara Reid, Alyssa Milano, and Kathy Griffin.

I guess 40 really is the new my career’s in the toilet and I’ll literally show up to anything 20,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kathy Griffin Wrinkled Face Holding Up Picture 2013 Young Hollywood Awards
    JC
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    “So I took this to my plastic surgeon and said, ‘Find one of these four chicks, kill her, and graft her face onto my skull. I hear you can do that now.’”

  2. Scott Disick Yellow Loafers To Match Rolls Royce
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    Classy and understated, as are all things Kardashian.

  3. Jennifer Flavin Sylvester Stallone
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    “Yo, Jennifer”

  4. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
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    Am I too late for the dead pool?

  5. Prince Harry Royal Marines Visit
    JC
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    “I’m a prince. I can tea-bag all of these Special Forces soldiers with my ginger-fringed balls, and they literally have to say, ‘Thank you, sir, may I have another?’”

  6. Mario Lopez Dove Chocolate Scuplture
    Commented on this photo:

    Right now, there’s a professional chocolate sculptor trying to update their portfolio through tear-filled eyes because they know that Dad was right about finishing college “in case you need something to fall back on”.

  7. Kendall Jenner Butt Bikini Boyfriend Julian Brooks Instagram
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    Just so we’re clear I call top bunk in the cell from now before Chris Hansen breaks into my office.

  8. Kendall Jenner Butt Bikini Boyfriend Julian Brooks Instagram
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    I assume this is part of Moma Jenner’s pre-release publicity campaign for the Thanksgiving Weekend recording of Kendall’s sex tape (she turns 18 on November 3) that will be released by Vivid Video in time for the Christmas rush.

  9. Scott Disick Yellow Loafers To Match Rolls Royce
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    “Let’s see, DoucheCoupe…WhoreWagon…Ah, yes. Let’s go with the Cuntmobile today.”

  10. Justin Bieber Kissing Young Female Fan On Cheek
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    Two chicks duckfacing is the flag of tween county

  11. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Bra See Through Tight Dress Playboy Radio Hollywood Casino Night Benefiting The Leukemia & Lymphoma Societys Hodgkins Haters
    EricLR
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    Her quick-thinking manager told her it was a “Hate for Herpes” event to get her to go.

  12. Mario Lopez Dove Chocolate Scuplture
    EricLR
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    I’m finally black!

  13. Justin Bieber Kissing Young Female Fan On Cheek
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    “I’ll let your friend take a picture of us together if you let me dry hump your ass, while I grope your tits.”

  14. Joan Jett Sticking Tongue Out House Of Blues
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    Isn’t the rule in hollywood that you’re supposed to bem more attractive than the person your portraying in their biopic

  15. Mario Lopez Dove Chocolate Scuplture
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    DoucheRocket Extraordinaire.

  16. Kendall Jenner Butt Bikini Boyfriend Julian Brooks Instagram
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Right now, Julian’s mom is wondering why he has a $50 check from Kris Jenner in his pocket.

  17. Jennifer Flavin Sylvester Stallone
    EricLR
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    Oh shit, this is the part where she convinces him that the only one stopping him from winning the big fight is himself!

  18. Kate Hudson Weird Belly Sports Bra
    EricLR
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    Yeah, sweetie, I would cry to if I realized that my dad’s music sucked.

  19. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
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    WTF is up with this dude anyway, me thinks his Tighty Whiteys are on the small side.

  20. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Bra See Through Tight Dress Playboy Radio Hollywood Casino Night Benefiting The Leukemia & Lymphoma Societys Hodgkins Haters
    Guy
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    Makeup fail.

    But pretty nice below the neck.

  21. Mario Lopez Dove Chocolate Scuplture
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    “Oh my God! That’s so amazing! It’s exactly what I would look like if I was black…and different person!”

  22. Paulina Rubio Mystery Man Chateau Marmont
    EricLR
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    Many corpses have left the Chateau Marmont. But it’s a truly exceptional one that drives itself away.

  23. Alyssa Milano 2013 Young Hollywood Awards
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    That is a very broad definition of “Young.”

  24. Jennifer Flavin Sylvester Stallone
    Guy
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    Jesus – did he ROW all the way there?

  25. Paulina Rubio Mystery Man Chateau Marmont
    Emma Waton's Vagina
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    oh boy another televised Volleyball was just happening.

  26. Lance Bass Aisha Tyler 2013 Young Hollywood Awards
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    Sadly, Lance actually believes this is how a boy and a girl kiss.

  27. Scott Disick Yellow Loafers To Match Rolls Royce
    EricLR
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    What, you couldn’t find a semi with “DOUCHEBAG” painted in 20-ft letters down the side?

  28. Mario Lopez Dove Chocolate Scuplture
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    Gives a new and disturbing meaning to BBC..

  29. Tara Reid 2013 Young Hollywood Awards
    Emma Waton's Vagina
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    my future ex-wife.her or Michelle Trachenberg.

  30. Lance Bass Aisha Tyler 2013 Young Hollywood Awards
    Guy
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    YYyyuuuuupppp.

    - Lana Kane

  31. Jennifer Aniston Baby Bump Pregnant Playing Pictionary On Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
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    “The Break-Up?

    Friends with Money?

    Rumor Has It?

    ANY of the stupid films you’ve starred in?!?”

  32. Paulina Rubio Mystery Man Chateau Marmont
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    She must really like him. A handy before they even get home?

  33. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Bra See Through Tight Dress Playboy Radio Hollywood Casino Night Benefiting The Leukemia & Lymphoma Societys Hodgkins Haters
    Cock Dr
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    Needs more rouge; more tanner.

  34. Tara Reid 2013 Young Hollywood Awards
    Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ll suck your cock for $1000.
    OK, $10. And a Budweiser.”

  35. Jennifer Aniston Baby Bump Pregnant Playing Pictionary On Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    EricLR
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    Ohh, sorry, the phrase we were looking for was “God took my ovaries.”

  36. Scott Disick Yellow Loafers To Match Rolls Royce
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    No Air Force or Navy pilots willing to take one for the team and drop one on him?

  37. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
    Emma Waton's Vagina
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    Meth: the new zombie makeup.

  38. Miley Cyrus Underboob Facebook
    Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    KISS wants their font back.

  39. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “I swear to fucking Christ, I put on the hat and it fucking talked!”
    “Mm hm.”
    “Why does no one fucking believe me?!”

  40. Joan Jett Sticking Tongue Out House Of Blues
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    “This one goes out to Marty Ingles.”

  41. Kathy Griffin Wrinkled Face Holding Up Picture 2013 Young Hollywood Awards
    Guy
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    Nope. No work done here.

  42. Mario Lopez Dove Chocolate Scuplture
    Cock Dr
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    This might cure a few of us of our chocohalism.

  43. Kelly Rowland Touching Simon Cowells Hair FOX Summer TCA Tour
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    Real smooth, Kelly. Why don’t you just admit to him that you need a hair sample for the pending DNA test?

  44. Tara Reid 2013 Young Hollywood Awards
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    The last time she was Young Hollywood, Kurt Cobain was thinking to himself “I think this marriage is really going to be good for me.”

  45. Russell Brand Shaking Hands With Fans
    Guy
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    Great, now this Hollywood hobo is hanging out with Seal?

  46. Russell Brand Shaking Hands With Fans
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    He’s finally dating the kind of girl he SHOULD be dating!

  47. Russell Brand Shaking Hands With Fans
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    “Do you mind? My voodoo witch is trying to resurrect my career”

  48. Ian Somerhalder 2013 Young Hollywood Awards
    EricLR
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    Keep watching. In a minute someone cuts themselves in the crowd and he goes into a feeding frenzy.

  49. Hilary Duff Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    That’s some tasty looking mom toe…

  50. Shaquille ONeal Cap And Gown Wake Up Call To Kick Off The Back To School Season
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay I knew you were a basketball player, but what’s that other word you called yourself?”

    “A father.”

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