Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to experience Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s liquid cream-filled, hard seed in real life this time (Hint: It’s right in his boner-region), the new David Beckham statue that the Obama Administration covertly commissioned to push their gay rights agenda, and for the love of God, someone please track down Marilyn Manson‘s dad and tell him his kid still needs that hug. I thought we were done with this shit a decade ago.
Speaking of terrible fathers, I’d like to thank whoever begat Rebecca Ferdinando and subsequently did whatever horrible thing that caused this sort of attention-seeking behavior. You, sir, are the reason I get to wear my jammies to work and I salute you,
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Another woman who is physically perfect. Kick ass personality too. Just awesome.
Granny panties are never sexy.
Her face got a little puffier, but she’s still hot.
She’s always been beautiful and had big tits. I’m loving her ass, just the right amount of cushion for the pushing.
Woman is gorgeous. Always wanted to fuck her. Just beautiful.
Beautiful, but somehow still meh. Nice nips though.
Amazing body.
She may have fucked up her face but she’s still a beautiful woman. I totally would.
I feel like we got cheated out of an excellent ass shot here. Still a pretty woman. I like her small tits.
She’s pretty hot.
I want that bra to pop off so badly.
Cute.
Totally would.
WOW, Robert Smith looks like shit!
She doesn’t quite reach celebrity standards of female beauty and the dress and the way she wore it has put off quite a few people.
But I can’t imagine any straight guy NOT wanting to climb all over her.
There is so much yeast infection in her family that they decided to open a yogurt shop – Dash-Yogurt. High fat cream + Oreo cookie = The Kim and Kanya, Ho-Ho’s + Wheaties = The rest of the family. (Sorry about the last one, I’m short on time…what other combo’s are there?) :D
She looks great!
did he get lipo on his chin? this guy is a walking monster movie!
settle down mary.
I wonder when he’s going to get his implants?
heinous footwear.
Formal shorts are never a do. Especially for someone who is not in their 20′s.
So that’s his chin? Seems legit.
Look at her dead doll eyes – another soulless Hollywood cipher.
the parts do not fit at ALL on this gal
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I’d pope it.
oh no Garcelle…. what happened? the twins must be running her ragged! or it’s probably just bad timing for the shot…. shame…
quack…
yeah you fucktards are mental. she is fine as FUCK. AS FUCK. period.
Man too many good comments already, I’m just gonna say LOL
Looks like somebody spent the day at the Donatella Versace Day Spa.
That’s not Jessica Alba.
There is evidence of a man with a serious eating disorder.
Tom Cruise meets Xenu… and is shocked to to learn Xenu is only 6 feet tall.
Mario gives me boner.
This Bitches body is errrythang. She’s gorg.
Her upper lip looks horrible!!! I found it hilarious when one of my old highschool friends told me that Biel DIDN’t have plastic surgery, hahaha. Look at that FAKEASS nose, those fake, sorry but, dsguisting lips and massive veneers. Her mouth drives me crazy, I hate the sight of it. Especially since she was SO beautiful without the work and I still agree her dress and body are beautiful. She should have stayed aunaturel
You shouldn’t wear pointy shoes with a size 10 foot…
Finally, someone in Hollyweed without butt implants.. Oh right, she blew it all on the boobs ;)
I think this is what Sir Mix a Lot meant by, “LA face with an Oakland bootie.”
Did Kylie give him the AIDS?
Those sunglasses really accentuate the praying mantis look.
i thought they said black don’t crack