The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.17.12

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to experience Jean-Claude Van Damme’s liquid cream-filled, hard seed in real life this time (Hint: It’s right in his boner-region), the new David Beckham statue that the Obama Administration covertly commissioned to push their gay rights agenda, and for the love of God, someone please track down Marilyn Manson’s dad and tell him his kid still needs that hug. I thought we were done with this shit a decade ago.

Speaking of terrible fathers, I’d like to thank whoever begat Rebecca Ferdinando and subsequently did whatever horrible thing that caused this sort of attention-seeking behavior. You, sir, are the reason I get to wear my jammies to work and I salute you,

- Photo Boy

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