The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.17.12

August 17th, 2012 // 526 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to experience Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s liquid cream-filled, hard seed in real life this time (Hint: It’s right in his boner-region), the new David Beckham statue that the Obama Administration covertly commissioned to push their gay rights agenda, and for the love of God, someone please track down Marilyn Manson‘s dad and tell him his kid still needs that hug. I thought we were done with this shit a decade ago.

Speaking of terrible fathers, I’d like to thank whoever begat Rebecca Ferdinando and subsequently did whatever horrible thing that caused this sort of attention-seeking behavior. You, sir, are the reason I get to wear my jammies to work and I salute you,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Beckinsale Butt Booty Shorts High Heels
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    Another woman who is physically perfect. Kick ass personality too. Just awesome.

  2. Jessica Gomes Bikini
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    Granny panties are never sexy.

  3. Garcelle Beauvais Cleavage Sparkle Premiere
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    Her face got a little puffier, but she’s still hot.

  4. JoJo Butt Tight Dress Sparkle Premiere
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    She’s always been beautiful and had big tits. I’m loving her ass, just the right amount of cushion for the pushing.

  5. Carmen Electra Upskirt Panty Flash
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    Woman is gorgeous. Always wanted to fuck her. Just beautiful.

  6. Olivia Wilde Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
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    Beautiful, but somehow still meh. Nice nips though.

  7. Sofia Vergara Butt Yoga Pants
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    Amazing body.

  8. Rose McGowan Cleavage
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    She may have fucked up her face but she’s still a beautiful woman. I totally would.

  9. Kimberley Garner Butt Side Boob Cleavage Total Recall Premiere
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    I feel like we got cheated out of an excellent ass shot here. Still a pretty woman. I like her small tits.

  10. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Legs Minidress Total Recall Premiere
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    She’s pretty hot.

  11. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Legs Minidress Total Recall Premiere
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    I want that bra to pop off so badly.

  12. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Legs Minidress Total Recall Premiere
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    Cute.

  13. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Legs Minidress Total Recall Premiere
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    Totally would.

  14. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
    STAYPuft Overlord
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    WOW, Robert Smith looks like shit!

  15. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Legs Minidress Total Recall Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    She doesn’t quite reach celebrity standards of female beauty and the dress and the way she wore it has put off quite a few people.
    But I can’t imagine any straight guy NOT wanting to climb all over her.

  16. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Kanye West Ice Cream
    Neo
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    There is so much yeast infection in her family that they decided to open a yogurt shop – Dash-Yogurt. High fat cream + Oreo cookie = The Kim and Kanya, Ho-Ho’s + Wheaties = The rest of the family. (Sorry about the last one, I’m short on time…what other combo’s are there?) :D

  17. Brooke Shields
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    She looks great!

  18. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
    the crazy betty
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    did he get lipo on his chin? this guy is a walking monster movie!

  19. Jane Krakowski Johnny Weir Tracy Morgan Jaguar Chill Ny Event
    the crazy betty
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    settle down mary.

  20. Jane Krakowski Johnny Weir Tracy Morgan Jaguar Chill Ny Event
    the crazy betty
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    I wonder when he’s going to get his implants?

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Kanye West Ice Cream
    the crazy betty
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    heinous footwear.

  22. Kate Beckinsale Butt Booty Shorts High Heels
    lori
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    Formal shorts are never a do. Especially for someone who is not in their 20′s.

  23. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
    Megan
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    So that’s his chin? Seems legit.

  24. Lauren Pope Butt Tight Leather Pants Total Recall Premiere
    Helena Handbasket
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    Look at her dead doll eyes – another soulless Hollywood cipher.

  25. Olivia Wilde Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    Mama Pinkus
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    the parts do not fit at ALL on this gal

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Kanye West Ice Cream
    spartacus
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    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOoooOoooOooo

  27. Lauren Pope Butt Tight Leather Pants Total Recall Premiere
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    I’d pope it.

  28. Garcelle Beauvais Cleavage Sparkle Premiere
    gigi
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    oh no Garcelle…. what happened? the twins must be running her ragged! or it’s probably just bad timing for the shot…. shame…

  29. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    gigi
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    quack…

  30. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    chim
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    yeah you fucktards are mental. she is fine as FUCK. AS FUCK. period.

  31. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
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    Man too many good comments already, I’m just gonna say LOL

  32. Katie Couric No Make Up Wrinkles
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    Looks like somebody spent the day at the Donatella Versace Day Spa.

  33. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    bobby breden
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    That’s not Jessica Alba.

  34. Jean-Claude Van Damme Boner Mario Lopez Extra
    ksmack
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    There is evidence of a man with a serious eating disorder.

  35. Fan In Underwear Posing With David Beckham Statue
    Double D
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    Tom Cruise meets Xenu… and is shocked to to learn Xenu is only 6 feet tall.

  36. Jean-Claude Van Damme Boner Mario Lopez Extra
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    Mario gives me boner.

  37. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    Khloeadriana
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    This Bitches body is errrythang. She’s gorg.

  38. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    Ania
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    Her upper lip looks horrible!!! I found it hilarious when one of my old highschool friends told me that Biel DIDN’t have plastic surgery, hahaha. Look at that FAKEASS nose, those fake, sorry but, dsguisting lips and massive veneers. Her mouth drives me crazy, I hate the sight of it. Especially since she was SO beautiful without the work and I still agree her dress and body are beautiful. She should have stayed aunaturel

  39. Brooke Shields
    aFrogshair
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    You shouldn’t wear pointy shoes with a size 10 foot…

  40. Sofia Vergara Butt Yoga Pants
    aFrogshair
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    Finally, someone in Hollyweed without butt implants.. Oh right, she blew it all on the boobs ;)

  41. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    JungleRed
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    I think this is what Sir Mix a Lot meant by, “LA face with an Oakland bootie.”

  42. Jean-Claude Van Damme Boner Mario Lopez Extra
    JungleRed
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    Did Kylie give him the AIDS?

  43. Olivia Wilde Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    JungleRed
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    Those sunglasses really accentuate the praying mantis look.

  44. Garcelle Beauvais Cleavage Sparkle Premiere
    novak
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    i thought they said black don’t crack

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