Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to experience Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s liquid cream-filled, hard seed in real life this time (Hint: It’s right in his boner-region), the new David Beckham statue that the Obama Administration covertly commissioned to push their gay rights agenda, and for the love of God, someone please track down Marilyn Manson‘s dad and tell him his kid still needs that hug. I thought we were done with this shit a decade ago.
Speaking of terrible fathers, I’d like to thank whoever begat Rebecca Ferdinando and subsequently did whatever horrible thing that caused this sort of attention-seeking behavior. You, sir, are the reason I get to wear my jammies to work and I salute you,
- Photo Boy
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Every time you post this, and just this, on one of her pictures I laugh a few seconds longer. Please to continue.
I thought victoria was the beckham that couldn’t move her face…
That’s obviously not non-fat yogurt.
I’ve never wanted to lick an incontinence pad so badly in my life.
Not Shown: Five minutes later, the dude had four chipped teeth.
Wow, he totally had me fooled! I did NOT notice that he was camouflaging the fat chin!!! Clever!… lmao!
Right about now, another passenger is getting off that plane vowing to never fly First Class EVER AGAIN.
“Normally I wouldn’t be confortable with a foot massage in public, but if the alternative is face eating…”
Note to Kim K, this is how you do an ass!
“Ohhh Patrick! Get help!”
Johny Wierd, such a fitting name.
The Price is not right.
Look maam, we’ve done this six times already. Now, do you have a *valid* credit card or not?
Van Damme thinking to himself, “God, please let this interview wrap up so I can exhale!”
Her waist is small and her curves are kickin’,
and I’m thinking about stickin’.
Great photo…we all wanted to see her back!
fucking ugly shit!!! This is hideous!
Holy shit! Old age IS a bitch!
Yeah .. that won’t go directly to your ass …
Going to New York City will get you to the East coast’s motherload of weirdness.
Ah ha Kelsey! Fooled by a liberal conspiracy again. You know, tying children’s sneakers?
Curse thee who chose THIS as the final 5!!!
She’s got the face of an attorney…
It’s just like you can’t be arrested for being drunk at the Hunger Memorial
Looks like his Kylie detector is working well.
That bikini looks like a Project Runway group project.
I hear she adds a couple dashes of Crisco to the tub ‘for flavor’.
That’s a big belly button and the Pucii patterned granny panties are not helping to change that impression.
You’re absolutely right. I don’t believe I’ll fuck her after all!
Ok, where is Katie Couric ? I need to be beside her at all times.
Would…Smash !
Victoria’s Secret needn’t worry.
wanna cum in that asshole so bad, and then keep fucking it until i cant anywore and im squealing.
That will never happen. How do you feel about that?
mostly bad, but horny. i never fuck anyway.
He joined the team when he heard there was a pitcher that through hard and inside.
Good looking girl. She’d definitely get it.
She’s not good looking, never was & never will be.
Say what you will, but she’s thrifty…she took a pair of Kim K’s hand me downs and made three pairs out of one.
Even her boots look dumpy here.
I think she just pulled it down even more
Is that his daughter?
the pressure from his too-tight t-shirt is causing the blood to rush to the most unfortunate of body parts.
With nostrils like that you’d better not stand still for too long or you’ll be home to nesting sparrows.
I’d throw her over a table and spank her like a French whore.
Wow, Rose McGowen really fucked this guy up.
I REALLY want to pummel her holes. Big fan!
she is gorgeous and her body is perfection.
She is way overrated.
She’s marrying JT.
I do not envy this woman at all– but the body is great, and so is the dress!
Pay attention, Kardashain clan – this is how you do a nice ass right.
Practicing to be the first gay spokesmodel on The Price Is Right
Why do I get the impression that when he finally exhales, it’ll smell like cheese.
So if Michael Jackson was really white, this is what he would have looked like?
This is what Michael Jackson looks like now, 3 years later
I think Johnny Weir is gay.
shes a beautiful woman and this is clearly a bad shot.