The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.17.12

August 17th, 2012 // 526 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to experience Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s liquid cream-filled, hard seed in real life this time (Hint: It’s right in his boner-region), the new David Beckham statue that the Obama Administration covertly commissioned to push their gay rights agenda, and for the love of God, someone please track down Marilyn Manson‘s dad and tell him his kid still needs that hug. I thought we were done with this shit a decade ago.

Speaking of terrible fathers, I’d like to thank whoever begat Rebecca Ferdinando and subsequently did whatever horrible thing that caused this sort of attention-seeking behavior. You, sir, are the reason I get to wear my jammies to work and I salute you,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Kanye West Ice Cream
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  2. Fan In Underwear Posing With David Beckham Statue
    Jill
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    I thought victoria was the beckham that couldn’t move her face…

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Kanye West Ice Cream
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    That’s obviously not non-fat yogurt.

  4. Carmen Electra Upskirt Panty Flash
    EricLr
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    I’ve never wanted to lick an incontinence pad so badly in my life.

  5. Fan In Underwear Posing With David Beckham Statue
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    Not Shown: Five minutes later, the dude had four chipped teeth.

  6. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
    Crissy
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    Wow, he totally had me fooled! I did NOT notice that he was camouflaging the fat chin!!! Clever!… lmao!

  7. Brooke Shields
    EricLr
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    Right about now, another passenger is getting off that plane vowing to never fly First Class EVER AGAIN.

  8. Kelsey Grammer
    Jill
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    “Normally I wouldn’t be confortable with a foot massage in public, but if the alternative is face eating…”

  9. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
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    Note to Kim K, this is how you do an ass!

  10. Jessica Gomes Bikini
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Ohhh Patrick! Get help!”

  11. Jane Krakowski Johnny Weir Tracy Morgan Jaguar Chill Ny Event
    Crissy
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    Johny Wierd, such a fitting name.

  12. Lindsay Price Cleavage Tank Top Bad Plastic Surgery
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    The Price is not right.

  13. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Look maam, we’ve done this six times already. Now, do you have a *valid* credit card or not?

  14. Jean-Claude Van Damme Boner Mario Lopez Extra
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    Van Damme thinking to himself, “God, please let this interview wrap up so I can exhale!”

  15. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    DeucePickle
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    Her waist is small and her curves are kickin’,
    and I’m thinking about stickin’.

  16. Sofia Vergara Butt Yoga Pants
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    Great photo…we all wanted to see her back!

  17. Jessica Gomes Bikini
    Crissy
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    fucking ugly shit!!! This is hideous!

  18. Garcelle Beauvais Cleavage Sparkle Premiere
    Crissy
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    Holy shit! Old age IS a bitch!

  19. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Kanye West Ice Cream
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    Yeah .. that won’t go directly to your ass …

  20. Fan In Underwear Posing With David Beckham Statue
    Cock Dr
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    Going to New York City will get you to the East coast’s motherload of weirdness.

  21. Kelsey Grammer
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    Ah ha Kelsey! Fooled by a liberal conspiracy again. You know, tying children’s sneakers?

  22. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Legs Minidress Total Recall Premiere
    Crissy
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    Curse thee who chose THIS as the final 5!!!

  23. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Legs Minidress Total Recall Premiere
    Crissy
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    She’s got the face of an attorney…

  24. Fan In Underwear Posing With David Beckham Statue
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It’s just like you can’t be arrested for being drunk at the Hunger Memorial

  25. Jean-Claude Van Damme Boner Mario Lopez Extra
    Joe
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    Looks like his Kylie detector is working well.

  26. Jessica Gomes Bikini
    Joe
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    That bikini looks like a Project Runway group project.

  27. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Kanye West Ice Cream
    cc
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    I hear she adds a couple dashes of Crisco to the tub ‘for flavor’.

  28. Jessica Gomes Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a big belly button and the Pucii patterned granny panties are not helping to change that impression.

  29. Brooke Shields
    DeucePickle
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    Ok, where is Katie Couric ? I need to be beside her at all times.

  30. Sofia Vergara Butt Yoga Pants
    DeucePickle
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    Would…Smash !

  31. Jessica Gomes Bikini
    cc
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    Victoria’s Secret needn’t worry.

  32. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    diegoga
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    wanna cum in that asshole so bad, and then keep fucking it until i cant anywore and im squealing.

  33. Nick Jonas Crotch Grab Softball
    cc
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    He joined the team when he heard there was a pitcher that through hard and inside.

  34. Jordin Sparks Butt Tight Dress Sparkle Premiere
    Peter
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    Good looking girl. She’d definitely get it.

  35. Lauren Pope Butt Tight Leather Pants Total Recall Premiere
    cc
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    Say what you will, but she’s thrifty…she took a pair of Kim K’s hand me downs and made three pairs out of one.

  36. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Kanye West Ice Cream
    it had to be said
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    Even her boots look dumpy here.

  37. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Legs Minidress Total Recall Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    I think she just pulled it down even more

  38. Kelsey Grammer
    cc
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    Is that his daughter?

  39. Jean-Claude Van Damme Boner Mario Lopez Extra
    your mom
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    the pressure from his too-tight t-shirt is causing the blood to rush to the most unfortunate of body parts.

  40. Lindsay Price Cleavage Tank Top Bad Plastic Surgery
    cc
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    With nostrils like that you’d better not stand still for too long or you’ll be home to nesting sparrows.

  41. JoJo Butt Tight Dress Sparkle Premiere
    cc
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    I’d throw her over a table and spank her like a French whore.

  42. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
    your mom
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    Wow, Rose McGowen really fucked this guy up.

  43. JoJo Butt Tight Dress Sparkle Premiere
    Melvin
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    I REALLY want to pummel her holes. Big fan!

  44. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    lily
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    she is gorgeous and her body is perfection.

    • Blech

      She is way overrated.

      She’s marrying JT.

      I do not envy this woman at all– but the body is great, and so is the dress!

  45. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
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    Pay attention, Kardashain clan – this is how you do a nice ass right.

  46. Jane Krakowski Johnny Weir Tracy Morgan Jaguar Chill Ny Event
    Techman
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    Practicing to be the first gay spokesmodel on The Price Is Right

  47. Jean-Claude Van Damme Boner Mario Lopez Extra
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    Why do I get the impression that when he finally exhales, it’ll smell like cheese.

  48. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
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    So if Michael Jackson was really white, this is what he would have looked like?

  49. Jane Krakowski Johnny Weir Tracy Morgan Jaguar Chill Ny Event
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    I think Johnny Weir is gay.

  50. Kate Beckinsale Butt Booty Shorts High Heels
    lily
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    shes a beautiful woman and this is clearly a bad shot.

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