The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.17.12

August 17th, 2012 // 526 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to experience Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s liquid cream-filled, hard seed in real life this time (Hint: It’s right in his boner-region), the new David Beckham statue that the Obama Administration covertly commissioned to push their gay rights agenda, and for the love of God, someone please track down Marilyn Manson‘s dad and tell him his kid still needs that hug. I thought we were done with this shit a decade ago.

Speaking of terrible fathers, I’d like to thank whoever begat Rebecca Ferdinando and subsequently did whatever horrible thing that caused this sort of attention-seeking behavior. You, sir, are the reason I get to wear my jammies to work and I salute you,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Shane MacGowan is gay?!

  2. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
    bigalkie
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    Looks like Kat Von D is going wasy on the make up.

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Kanye West Ice Cream
    EricLr
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    The cow that died to make that outfit made a more valuable contribution to the world than she ever will. He was smarter too.

  4. Lindsay Price Cleavage Tank Top Bad Plastic Surgery
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    Herroo.

  5. Nick Jonas Crotch Grab Softball
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    Well, he’s young and did that purity thing. So it’s perfectly understandable that he still gets hard just from getting to first base.

  6. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Jeans
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    Still want.

  7. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    Rico Jones
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    Wow what a train wreck. I was watching a movie she was in from 1995 just last night and I thought “now that is a pretty woman”. Now I see this today and can’t believe what she did to herself.

    • If it was The Doom Generation, I hope you saw the original NC-17 version and not the R-rated cut that I’m told destroys the shit out of the ending.

    • Katie

      Unfortunately, she was actually involved in a serious car accident five years ago and experienced glass shattering in her face. She looks different because of reconstructive surgery, not elective plastic surgery.

      • cc

        The injuries to her face were minor…this is fucked up plastic surgery coupled with waaay too much Restylane.

      • Rico Jones

        Total bullshit. I remember when that happened. This website even posted photos of her with bruises on her face. She looked ok. This photo is a direct result of bad plastic surgery decisions. Do you really think that reconstructive surgery required lip injections?

      • Yeah, like you guys would throw her outta your rack? Gimme a break! Hey, Rose, you’re ALWAYS welcome in my kip!

  8. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
    abc123
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    This is what I’d expect most liberal’s to look like.

  9. Fan In Underwear Posing With David Beckham Statue
    EricLr
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    Yeah, it’s a “statue.”

    Until John Connor walks by….

  10. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Legs Minidress Total Recall Premiere
    PtC
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    She has the dress pulled down way too far, that’s mostly bra hanging out there.

  11. Fan In Underwear Posing With David Beckham Statue
    bigalkie
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    No wonder John Mayer gets all the chicks.

  12. Jane Krakowski Johnny Weir Tracy Morgan Jaguar Chill Ny Event
    abc123
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    There is no way she is gay.

  13. Jessica Gomes Bikini
    EricLr
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    Finally, granny panties are BACK!!

  14. Olivia Wilde Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    Rico Jones
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    One of the hottest chicks in Hollywood right now. To bad you need to be a prince to get her.

  15. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Legs Minidress Total Recall Premiere
    PtC
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    Pull your fucking dress up over your bra, for god’s sake.

  16. Nick Jonas Crotch Grab Softball
    EricLr
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    “Broadway show softball team”

    I would actually pay to see that.

  17. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
    Hank E. Ring
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    Hmm, I guess the song WAS about hating the Beautiful People…

  18. Brooke Shields
    y3n0
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    Someone tell John Travolta that aviators are so 5 minutes ago.

  19. Jane Krakowski Johnny Weir Tracy Morgan Jaguar Chill Ny Event
    Hank E. Ring
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    You don’t look really fabulous, you look really weird.

  20. Kimberley Garner Butt Side Boob Cleavage Total Recall Premiere
    bigalkie
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    Yum

  21. Lauren Pope Butt Tight Leather Pants Total Recall Premiere
    EricLr
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    Yeah great pose, sweetie. Now, are you going to get me that champagne or what?

  22. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    bamf
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    she is covering up her nutsack with that purse. ain’t working honey

  23. Kelsey Grammer
    EricLr
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    Kelsey Grammar is Al Bundy in the new Broadway musical sensation “Married…and Singing…With Children”!!!

  24. Fan In Underwear Posing With David Beckham Statue
    Hank E. Ring
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    Two bad decisions in one photo.

  25. Garcelle Beauvais Cleavage Sparkle Premiere
    EricLr
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    Can I have your autograph Miss Ross?

  26. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
    cc
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    Sure I tried to strangle him…what of it

  27. See Alice

    Does Jessica really have that fat of an ass ?

  28. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Disaster! It knows someone touched them while it was gone.

  29. Garcelle Beauvais Cleavage Sparkle Premiere
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    She was so hot on the Jamie Fox show.

  30. Jean-Claude Van Damme Boner Mario Lopez Extra
    Colin
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    MARIO: “Jean-Claude Van DAMN!”

  31. Lindsay Price Cleavage Tank Top Bad Plastic Surgery
    EricLr
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    A little tip for actresses in Hollywood. When a producer or director says he’s about to cum, close your eyes.

  32. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    when you fuck around with AEA enough, eventually something hilarious will happen. This is funny, but not hilarious. Right, Mr. Carradine?

  33. Katie Couric No Make Up Wrinkles
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    I’ve never seen flying buttresses on something other than a cathedral before.

  34. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
    JC
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    Being addicted to auto-erotic asphyxiation is a bitch.

  35. Katie Couric No Make Up Wrinkles
    EricLr
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    I’m pretty sure that’s a Rick Baker creation for some horror movie.

  36. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
    shankyouverymuch
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    If this guy gets anymore DEAD looking, someones going to dig a hole & bury him it…… Lordy he’s mentally ill grotesque monster!

  37. Jean-Claude Van Damme Boner Mario Lopez Extra
    vgrly
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    Is he HIV positive or something? From all those skanks he has bagged.

  38. Carmen Electra Upskirt Panty Flash
    Hank E. Ring
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    Open the gates, let the path of ten thousand strangers be seen.

  39. Jordin Sparks Butt Tight Dress Sparkle Premiere
    vgrly
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    Is she getting married?

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Kanye West Ice Cream
    vgrly
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    It’s a hundred degrees out. Her feet must stink at the end of the day. Moo.

  41. Jane Krakowski Johnny Weir Tracy Morgan Jaguar Chill Ny Event
    Cock Dr
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    The Jaguar corporation obviously wanted to appeal to a lot of different demographics.

    • cc

      I was just going to say…there’s a lot of Jags in this city and I can’t imagine there’s one of them owned by a driver that knows who any of these people are. This is more the Hyundai Veloster crowd.

    • Frank The Duck

      Part of the new Jaguar where all of their cars are automatics…. perfectly targeted to their customers…

    • What demographic could they be aiming at? Lifers in prison?

  42. Nick Jonas Crotch Grab Softball
    Colin
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    Clearly his mind’s still on the David Beckham statue.

  43. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Legs Minidress Total Recall Premiere
    JPC
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    Butterface

  44. Jean-Claude Van Damme Boner Mario Lopez Extra
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    That’s PRETTY impressive, but I see those leather pants are still holding…can you get your erection up to HERE?

  45. Jean-Claude Van Damme Boner Mario Lopez Extra
    Crissy
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    “Dude, you need to chill with the crack pipe!”

  46. Jordin Sparks Butt Tight Dress Sparkle Premiere
    cc
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    Oh look kanji characters on her back…I’ve never seen that before.

  47. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Legs Minidress Total Recall Premiere
    vgrly
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    Does not distract from the face and the dress looks like it’s from the Wet Seal clearance rack. Yikes.

  48. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Jeans
    EricLr
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    In two minutes, she’ll be saying this into her cellphone:

    Yeah, I’ve lost the thingy again.
    Yeah, “car” that’s it.
    Yeah…I think I parked in on the street with the lines in the middle.
    Uh huh….Okay….Now, what’s a “street sign”?
    On the pole? Okay. It says “No Parking.”

  49. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Kanye West Ice Cream
    Bri Owens
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    Ew. I know exactly where this was taken. GET OUT OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD!

  50. Marilyn Manson Painted On Ligature Mark On Neck
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    That’s one way to make it look like you’ve still got a chin.

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