Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to experience Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s liquid cream-filled, hard seed in real life this time (Hint: It’s right in his boner-region), the new David Beckham statue that the Obama Administration covertly commissioned to push their gay rights agenda, and for the love of God, someone please track down Marilyn Manson‘s dad and tell him his kid still needs that hug. I thought we were done with this shit a decade ago.
Speaking of terrible fathers, I’d like to thank whoever begat Rebecca Ferdinando and subsequently did whatever horrible thing that caused this sort of attention-seeking behavior. You, sir, are the reason I get to wear my jammies to work and I salute you,
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Shane MacGowan is gay?!
I think it might be Rose MacGowan.
Looks like Kat Von D is going wasy on the make up.
The cow that died to make that outfit made a more valuable contribution to the world than she ever will. He was smarter too.
that cow had a smaller ass and did not tolerant being peed on though
that cow had a smaller ass and did not tolerate being peed on though
lame
It takes the skin of three cows just to half cover that cow.
MOOOOOOOOOOOO
When a cow wears leather isn’t that branching into serial killer territory?
Herroo.
Me like Kimchee.
She’s actually part Chinese, believe it or not.
Well, he’s young and did that purity thing. So it’s perfectly understandable that he still gets hard just from getting to first base.
LULZ
That was good.
Excellent.
Still want.
Wow what a train wreck. I was watching a movie she was in from 1995 just last night and I thought “now that is a pretty woman”. Now I see this today and can’t believe what she did to herself.
If it was The Doom Generation, I hope you saw the original NC-17 version and not the R-rated cut that I’m told destroys the shit out of the ending.
Unfortunately, she was actually involved in a serious car accident five years ago and experienced glass shattering in her face. She looks different because of reconstructive surgery, not elective plastic surgery.
The injuries to her face were minor…this is fucked up plastic surgery coupled with waaay too much Restylane.
Total bullshit. I remember when that happened. This website even posted photos of her with bruises on her face. She looked ok. This photo is a direct result of bad plastic surgery decisions. Do you really think that reconstructive surgery required lip injections?
Yeah, like you guys would throw her outta your rack? Gimme a break! Hey, Rose, you’re ALWAYS welcome in my kip!
This is what I’d expect most liberal’s to look like.
Your apostrophe sucks.
Yeah, it’s a “statue.”
Until John Connor walks by….
She has the dress pulled down way too far, that’s mostly bra hanging out there.
No wonder John Mayer gets all the chicks.
There is no way she is gay.
Finally, granny panties are BACK!!
Grannykinis!
One of the hottest chicks in Hollywood right now. To bad you need to be a prince to get her.
Pull your fucking dress up over your bra, for god’s sake.
She’s seizing the maximum exposure moment.
And it worked to some degree, here she is on the SW.
“Broadway show softball team”
I would actually pay to see that.
Hmm, I guess the song WAS about hating the Beautiful People…
Someone tell John Travolta that aviators are so 5 minutes ago.
You don’t look really fabulous, you look really weird.
Yum
Yeah great pose, sweetie. Now, are you going to get me that champagne or what?
she is covering up her nutsack with that purse. ain’t working honey
Kelsey Grammar is Al Bundy in the new Broadway musical sensation “Married…and Singing…With Children”!!!
Two bad decisions in one photo.
Three– the legs underneath the statue make it look like its got a weird green penis.
Can I have your autograph Miss Ross?
Sure I tried to strangle him…what of it
Does Jessica really have that fat of an ass ?
Disaster! It knows someone touched them while it was gone.
She was so hot on the Jamie Fox show.
Seriously. Someone bust out Mr. Sherman and the Wayback Machine, cause this just ain’t right.
MARIO: “Jean-Claude Van DAMN!”
A little tip for actresses in Hollywood. When a producer or director says he’s about to cum, close your eyes.
when you fuck around with AEA enough, eventually something hilarious will happen. This is funny, but not hilarious. Right, Mr. Carradine?
I’ve never seen flying buttresses on something other than a cathedral before.
Being addicted to auto-erotic asphyxiation is a bitch.
That’s a slick answer to a challenigng question
I’m pretty sure that’s a Rick Baker creation for some horror movie.
If this guy gets anymore DEAD looking, someones going to dig a hole & bury him it…… Lordy he’s mentally ill grotesque monster!
Is he HIV positive or something? From all those skanks he has bagged.
With all due respect, Kylie Minogue wasn’t a skank until he banged her.
He could have gotten from a skank after Kylie.
Open the gates, let the path of ten thousand strangers be seen.
Is she getting married?
It’s a hundred degrees out. Her feet must stink at the end of the day. Moo.
And that ass!
Exactly, Kanye always looks like he needs a shower and some deodarant.
The Jaguar corporation obviously wanted to appeal to a lot of different demographics.
I was just going to say…there’s a lot of Jags in this city and I can’t imagine there’s one of them owned by a driver that knows who any of these people are. This is more the Hyundai Veloster crowd.
Part of the new Jaguar where all of their cars are automatics…. perfectly targeted to their customers…
What demographic could they be aiming at? Lifers in prison?
Clearly his mind’s still on the David Beckham statue.
Butterface
That’s PRETTY impressive, but I see those leather pants are still holding…can you get your erection up to HERE?
“Dude, you need to chill with the crack pipe!”
Oh look kanji characters on her back…I’ve never seen that before.
Does not distract from the face and the dress looks like it’s from the Wet Seal clearance rack. Yikes.
In two minutes, she’ll be saying this into her cellphone:
Yeah, I’ve lost the thingy again.
Yeah, “car” that’s it.
Yeah…I think I parked in on the street with the lines in the middle.
Uh huh….Okay….Now, what’s a “street sign”?
On the pole? Okay. It says “No Parking.”
Ew. I know exactly where this was taken. GET OUT OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD!
That’s one way to make it look like you’ve still got a chin.
He’s got a chin. Actually he’s got 3 of them.