Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to experience Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s liquid cream-filled, hard seed in real life this time (Hint: It’s right in his boner-region), the new David Beckham statue that the Obama Administration covertly commissioned to push their gay rights agenda, and for the love of God, someone please track down Marilyn Manson‘s dad and tell him his kid still needs that hug. I thought we were done with this shit a decade ago.
Speaking of terrible fathers, I’d like to thank whoever begat Rebecca Ferdinando and subsequently did whatever horrible thing that caused this sort of attention-seeking behavior. You, sir, are the reason I get to wear my jammies to work and I salute you,
- Photo Boy
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This woman will be 46 in November. She looks fantastic!
She looks right about 46. And not really attractive at all.
Diva, isn’t it a pet peeve of yours that women get classified all the time with regards to their age? Pretty sure you said that to me once.
(Dossiers? What dossiers?)
Oh, snap!
Nice melons.
Oh come on, you were going to say it too.
Dammit Frank!
Um…..”A” for effort?
You’re much too kind. A “P” or a “Q” for effort is more like it.
He’s clearly VERY excited to be there.
Well, a little excited.
I wasn’t about to use the “zoom” function to find out. Plus I was giggling way too hard.
The lady on the right might just be experiencing a life-changing revelation.
Even a body that fine doesn’t completely distract from her face.
just curious….what is it about her face that you (and so many other people) think is ugly? i know she isnt talented, but i don’t get how people can think kim k or kate upton is better looking than this girl
Hard to say exactly. Thing is, she isn’t ugly at all. But there is something not entirely appealing about it. Maybe her eyes are too far apart? Her smile/lips/cheeks seem plasticky. That nose looks hard. I get that I’m picking nits here, but you asked.
The bangs ! It’s those horrible bangs ! They make her look weird ! She should get rid of them ASAP ! It’s the fucking bangs !
It’s not the bangs.
I love her dress though.
Sorry it’s the bangs. They don’t fit the shape of her face. She always looked way better without them. Check it up.
Skin-colored lips are hideous.
The blankness of the smile, the blankness of the eyes, and the disproportionate teeth-to-chin ratio are not helping. And then, there’s the hair.
People that are into Kate and Kim, etc. are all about the tits and nothing but the tits. Does not matter what they are attached to.
whaat?? I am a woman, 18 years old, and I think kim kardashian is the most beautifull woman in the world.
and that’s because of her FACE. f**k her tits, mine looks the same. I even think her ass is waaay to big, but I still think she is the most beautifull woman I have ever seen!
I’ve never thought Kim Lardassian was attractive, Upton is cute, though not beautiful.
Biel has strange eyes and cheekbones IMO. Her hair doesn’t look good here, though it usually does. Of course she’s attractive compared to the average woman, but I’ve never found her to be one of the most beautiful women in H-Wood. If she were a B cup, no one would even know who she is.
too toothy – like a Cheshire cat
Over inflayed snausage lip. She was so beautiful before.
People generally wear make-up to make them more attractive.
Works for Marilyn!
he’s trying to hide his double chin.
That’s great, a dress that looks like one of Paris Hilton’s weird strappy bathing suits.
You know a woman cannot sneeze, cough, laugh, sit or bend over in a dress like that without risk of everything popping out. It must have been a nerve wracking evening for those in her proximity.
Part of me wants to empathize with these women over what you say. But most of me wants to see everything pop out.
Evidently no one took the proactive move of bringing along a pepper shaker…
You are reading this all wrong. What this dress says is ‘Sure, the stairwell, the closet, a bathroom stall are all okay with me.’ Why else wear a dress that offers such easy access to everything?
cc, I just love the way you think!
In that respect, it’s the greatest dress ever.
Mario: Dude! Wait until later to point your peener at me.
“Zat ees not my ‘peener, as you call eet. Zat ees my ‘nunchaku,’ as I call eet. Pleece forgeev me, I make joke wis you…hahahaha…”
Weir reminds me of a younger Alan Cumming…
only wayyyyy gayer.
It’s weird, because he has better fashion sense, but at the same time SO much worse.
Yes, Alan Cumming … with more cum.
Flabbier than Biel.
Prettier than Biel. No Julia Roberts mouth here.
I have seen Ms. Beckinsale in person when I worked the MTV movie awards, and I can tell you her body is F’ing tight. She had no body fat from where I was standing. But then again, that was over two months ago…
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Actually, come to think of it, NO COMMENT EVER on this human urinal, and no more comments period.
Thanks to all you witty, clever and fearless commenters for all the laugh out loud moments and the quotables.
Photoboy, you always know how to pick ‘em (even the hideous, crazy ones…)
And finally, to quote Douglas Adams:
“So long, and thanks for all the Fish!”
Johnny P!
Johnny, love! Don’t let that fetid hosebag drive you away from us!
He got FAT
Amazing photograph… I mean to catch the exact moment before a dragon breaths fire… outstanding…
not sure why i felt compelled to zoom in, but i did.
That looks nothing like Bechkam. His hands are out of his pants.
Ahhhh, you bastard! Stole my line.
Not just anybody can wear a bunch of black stuff and get a bad makeover.
He’s mastered the art of contouring to create a jawline, but now he just needs to learn how to blend.
Everybody is doing the Kim K. pose.
Coach: “For the last time Nick: those aren’t the ‘softballs’ you’re supposed to be playing with!”
Looks like a very small grab!
Clearly he has wotch wickets.
sweet ligature marks.
A guy can dream.
Huh. I would think that protecting her knees would be a higher priority.
Very fit…
Very Nice…
I agree TheCynic, she’s got an unbelievable bod but her mouth looks like she’s wearing wax lips and her bangs suck balls.
I think I just hate the, “poor me, I’m so beautiful everyone wants a piece of me, cant everyone just leave me alone?” attitude. Fvck her.
Got to agree, and it’s a shame. Her face was just gorgeous before all that filler/collagen/whatever. She seems to have been getting over-filled since she’s been with Justin Timberlake. I hope he’s not the cause, like Ashton Doucher with January Jones, chipping away at her self-esteem. Seriously, if that’s the case she needs to dump that zero before she ends up looking like a prematurely aging (skin’s starting to show signs of over-tanning) tranny blow-up doll.
It looks like her head’s making a break for it…
What’s your fantasy? You wanna kiss Huey, Louie, Dewey or Daisy? She does ‘em all!
Old news.
Fan…
Short arms.
Jeez, how long do you want them to be?
Long enough to reach the bottom of her pockets?
I can’t believe she eats like this. Whenever I have a fro-yo that size, it just goes straight to my ass—oh.
(OK, this would be funnier coming from a woman.)
You can bet she was paid to walk outside with that product while the cameras were clicking. That family does nothing without compensation.
Hopefully the Charmin contract goes through so she can start wiping her huge ass.
Oh wait: http://static02.mediaite.com/styleite/uploads/gallery/kim-kardashian-charmin/0-kim1.jpg
Sooo, why the smell?
If you look closely you can see the herpes dripping out.
It ain’t easy being green
Sometimes you’re put on ordinary things
And it’s easy to think
That no one loves you, when you’re not blue
But green’s the color of spring
And green is sometimes the king
That gets put on very nice things
I love you just a little bit for that.
Who the hell takes a picture of her, in THAT dress, from that angle…fool.
Right now that girdle has more PSI on it than my SUV’s tire.
Oh dear…what happened to the Coke commercial Kate.
Is that a neckbeard or dirt?
Both, you say?
Either she accidentally put her dress on backward, or her Dad didn’t pay enough attention to her as a child.
She does have a nice mouth*
*May contain nuts
Fecking inspired.
*bows unworthily*
Did he borrow that jacket from Grieco?
John Leguizamo has nothing better to do these days.
She’s a Hollywood queen tonight. But at midnight she turns back into a suspicious driver.
what a big fat cow
I think she’s hot
oh please. i can spot and call out a cow better than anyone, but she is far from it. shes tall and big boned, but looks awesome since the weight loss.
WTF did she weigh BEFORE?
The design is nice, but the bottoms are cut too high.
(Oh no. Did the Beckham statue just turn me gay?)
Nahhh…you’re right. The rise (or whatever they call it…*whew*),/i> on that thing is way too high.
Very nice, Jessica. Now take the fucking thing off…NOW!
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Nahhh…you’re right. The rise (or whatever they call it…*whew*) on that thing is way too high.
Very nice, Jessica. Now take the fucking thing off…NOW!
Hotter, sexier and far more real than Jessica Biel.
look at a photo of her from “Much ado about nothing”. She may be beautiful, and seemingly a really hilarious and awesome woman, but there is nothing about her looks that is “real”.
But Jessica Biel looks like she was carved out of a block of wood.
Yeah, agreed. I don’t get the Biel appeal at all, and Beckinsale is just a stunning woman. She’s just had some help along the way and then speaks publicly about not undergoing plastic surgery which hits a nerve with me. Just becuase your shit is well done doesn’t mean no one will notice you have a different face 20 years later and you can say whatever the hell you want.
Well Jill, I’ll accept that logic.. Kate does looks fun and interesting..Surgeries aside.
Did Tom Cruise commission that hunky piece of shiny man art?
Yep, it’s a Trojan man, Tom has a little bung-alow in the rear.
Christ! Look at her face and hands. She looks like a sun dried hippie. Definitely sporting the weathered look.
At first glance I honestly thought it was Tan Mom… medium rare instead of well done for a change.
nice matching leather skirt and pants, douchebags
Try to guess which one is most likely to get pregnant in the next year. You may be surprised.
Trick question! Tracy Morgan’s already pregnant.
Cheetos are not a fetus