The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.16.13

August 16th, 2013 // 399 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that hopefully doesn’t sound too wasted since I accidentally polished off the six-pack of Zima I was gonna bring to this post‘s house. But it’s just about the weekend and 1DERECTIONFAN69 has some Snapchatting to do, so here’s today’s selections. We’ve got Luke Wilson about to experience the passionate thrill of that time your great aunt slipped you the tongue at Thanksgiving, Jonah Hill‘s BFFL, Val Kilmer about to pound some Cunth, and Kevin Smith dying of heatstroke.

“We just wanted to warn her about talking to strangers online,” Fish and I will one day say in a deposition,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage Jason Statham Drunk
    martian leader
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    brings a tear to your eye.

  2. Beyonce Legs Short Shorts Gold Headband
    Martina
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    meh … not bad for a 40 year old woman

  3. Richard Greico Abstract Emotionalism Paintings Show
    Alec Baldwin
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    I thought this guy O D in the early 90′s?

  4. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Pants Modern Family Set
    mrobvious
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    I’d totally eat her feces and urine. Any waste from her, I’d totally taste it.

  5. Leonardo DiCaprio Playing Tennis In Blue Slippers
    catapostrophe
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    So what’s the deal near his right elbow?

  6. Beyonce Legs Short Shorts Gold Headband
    catapostrophe
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    Thick! No wonder she didn’t want to risk irreparable damage by becoming pregnant. Successful businesspeople know that outsourcing is the best bet.

  7. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage Jason Statham Drunk
    catapostrophe
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    “I’ve got my eye on you, Rosie.”

  8. Werner Hertzog 66th Locarno Film Festival
    catapostrophe
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    The correct spelling: Werner Herzog.

  9. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Pants Modern Family Set
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    You know why I can’t get into this Modern Family show? Bc in what world is Al Bundy banging THAT???? Not any world I live in!

  10. Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Stella McCartney Instagram
    tuckermax
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    Don Zaloog has lost all credibility.

  11. Cee Lo Green Paint Stained Hoodie
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    reminds me of the tiny hands Burger King commercial except with his feet…

  12. Cee Lo Green Paint Stained Hoodie
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    Is he getting married or going to a funeral? It ain’t Easter Sunday so that can’t account for the formal attire….

  13. Richard Greico Abstract Emotionalism Paintings Show
    fuckface
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    “If she is found otherwise, I shall be very put out”

    If any one gets this reference, may God bless you and all the time you wasted watching shit kid movies over and over and over….

    • Princess Bride a kid movie? Pishtosh…I watch it over and over at 50. Best one-liners of any movie made. Except for Young Frankenstein. And Airplane. And Army of Darkness. And…

  14. Beyonce Legs Short Shorts Gold Headband
    fuckface
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    RAISIN!!!!

    Did I win?

  15. Val Kilmer Getting Out Of Porsche With Young Woman
    Bob
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    Hey, he’s lost weight!

  16. Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Stella McCartney Instagram
    feral B
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    Hi! I’m Gwyneth Paltrow, and I can jump! I’m also a massive blubbering cunt! So, there’s that! Yay!

  17. Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Stella McCartney Instagram
    @#*^%(!
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    I’d hit it.

    The tree, I mean.

  18. Tim McGraw Skinny Torso Duracell Quantum Heroes Video Series Launch FDNY Firehouse Engine 33
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    All hat no cattle.

  19. Leonardo DiCaprio Playing Tennis In Blue Slippers
    Bunk
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    Those are prison shoes!

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