The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.15.14

August 15th, 2014 // 266 Comments

Well, it’s Friday already and time for another The Crap We Missed, the daily post I put together that’s full of boobs, butts, “accidentally” naked boobs, boobs, butts and John Travolta wearing lipstick while Fish and I debate all day on whether the conversation about the use of a militarized police force is really overshadowing the socioeconomic factors that lead up to a Ferguson, Mo type event from even happening in the first place.

These issues are inseparable and hold tremendous bearing on the direction our swiftly dividing nation is headed. The important thing is to keep having these conversations in a logical, rational manner, with all sides using open minds to set aside the long-held beliefs, discrimination, and paranoia that ultimately lead to such vitriolic responses as looting and/or firing tear gas into peaceful protests. Blame and finger-pointing will lead to nothing but defensive backlash regardless of what stance is taken. The only way to effectively move forward as a society is collective acceptance that we’re still doing a terrible job with this whole “liberty and justice for all” thing and that maybe some new approaches need consideration.

Just thought you should know what goes on in this tit blogger’s monkey-boy assistant’s mind until it interrupts with “Is that front-butt? Oh yeah, that’s front-butt, that’s totally going in.”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram
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    Taken before she realizes it’s a picture of the photographer’s dick.

  2. Scout Willis Bitch T Shirt Legs Short Shorts
    Ralph
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    This is one butt-ugly woman. She’d even make an ugly man.

  3. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Romper Hamptons
    Ralph
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    What’s the “Mooo” equivalent for a Sasquatch?

  4. Robert Pattinson Redeye Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    Don’t be too upset, Robert. Dating Kristen Stewart isn’t going to turn out well for anyone.

  5. Scout Willis Bitch T Shirt Legs Short Shorts
    j/k
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    They were out of MARE shirts.

  6. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Thong Bikini Daughter Anja
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    That’s a pretty sweet ass.

  7. Rose McGowan Cleavage Short Hair Sticking Out Tongue Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
    Michael
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    Phew! Thought it was Lena Dunham!

  8. Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress Sequestered Cleaners Premiere
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    Effortless beauty.

  9. Scout Willis Bitch T Shirt Legs Short Shorts
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    Officially trying too hard. We get it. You’re “edgy:”

  10. Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress Sequestered Cleaners Premiere
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    One of the hottest women ever. EVER!! Rrrrrrrrrr!

    Although is she really only 4’11″? That’s like being the world’s hottest Munchkin.

  11. Scout Willis Bitch T Shirt Legs Short Shorts
    Minky Wail
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    Definitely cock deflecting for the one on the right

  12. Rose McGowan Cleavage Short Hair Sticking Out Tongue Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    What’s up with all the weird looks these days.

  13. Joanna Krupa Pantsless Instagram
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    It’s been to long since she’s been on here. I missed her.

  14. Jessica Lowndes Bikini Handstand Instagram
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    I love sexy, flexible women.

  15. Mira Sorvino Cleavage Yellow Teeth Doctor Who Premiere
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    Still would. Always will.

  16. Kourtney Kardashian Hugged By Bodyguard
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    “No worries, I will help squeeze your ass into the car! Dude, i’m not Kim remember!?”

  17. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Baggy Dress Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    Never go full Seagal.

  18. Mira Sorvino Cleavage Yellow Teeth Doctor Who Premiere
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    Wow! She is the most beautiful woman ever! EVER!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

  19. Robert Pattinson Redeye Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    Not in love anymore, he came to realize how ugly Kristen Stewart really was……

  20. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    “You see now why I am worth avoiding military service?”

  21. Jared Leto Painted Fingernails
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    He’s looking for his beard comb in his left pocket….

  22. Ashley Greene Nipples Legs Short Shorts
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    It’s oddly cold outside for such a sunny day.

  23. Tom Hardy Vaping Legend Set
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    I’m so gangsta! In a classy British way….

  24. James Franco Blond Hair Shirtless Plaid Shirt Michael Set
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    I had a nightmare last night about a guy who thinks he is the world’s most perfect actor, director, producer, teacher and author.

    Wow, he was an asshole….

  25. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
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    He’s got a good grip there. Spread ‘em.

  26. Aaron Paul Surprised Look Scruffy Beard
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    “Please don’t make a fool of yourself,please don’t make a fool of yourself,please don’t make a fool of yourself…….”

  27. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Romper Hamptons
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    She is to big for that car…

  28. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
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    She’s testing her whore radar….

  29. Laura Cremaschi Topless Bikini Butt Thong
    Gordon GEICO
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    Michelle Rodriguez take note: this is how you free the nipple.

  30. Kourtney Kardashian Hugged By Bodyguard
    Little Tongue
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    “Let me fuck you up the ass while I seemingly hold the door for you.”

  31. Laura Cremaschi Topless Bikini Butt Thong
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    That’s a great way to end the week.

  32. Jared Leto Painted Fingernails
    icu
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    Sweet Jesus!

  33. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    She’s happy because her team is up 1,948 to 66.

  34. Scout Willis Bitch T Shirt Legs Short Shorts
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    Now, where did I put my “You’re hideous and talentless, too” t-shirt?

  35. Michelle Rodriguez Free The Nipple Shirt
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    That’s right, folks… let’s focus on the important issues. It’s such a relief, having gotten that whole “world peace” thing sorted out.

  36. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Romper Hamptons
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    …and, there goes my erection from the previous picture.

  37. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
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    Yep, everything here looks about right.

  38. John Travolta Wearing Lipstick Posing With Fans
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    Patton Oswalt is gay?

  39. James Franco Blond Hair Shirtless Plaid Shirt Michael Set
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    I know it’s the apex of any actor’s career to do a remake of a second tier John Travolta Movie, but really I saw Franco as more of a Look Who’s Talking 3 kind of guy.

  40. Michelle Rodriguez Free The Nipple Shirt
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    does anyone else find it ironic that the iconic t-shirt feminists are using to promote womens rights to go topless if they choose, is a pair of fake silicone tits?

    Who is promoting unrealistic body images now?

  41. Joanna Krupa Pantsless Instagram
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    More Joanna, less Kardashian.

  42. Michelle Rodriguez Free The Nipple Shirt
    Voice of Reisling
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    Taylor Momsen gets 0.09 for every shirt sold.

  43. Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress Sequestered Cleaners Premiere
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    A prime candidate for the old sit and spin.

  44. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage Cameltoe See Through Pantssuit
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    Front butt.

    That is all.

  45. Rose McGowan Cleavage Short Hair Sticking Out Tongue Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
    tlmck
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    Who dug up Judy Garland?

  46. Shaun White Carrying Grocery Bags
    tlmck
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    For Shaun, that is just one day’s worth of weed.

  47. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Baggy Dress Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    A bag in a bag.

  48. Ashley Greene Nipples Legs Short Shorts
    tlmck
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    What Mischa Barton used to look like.

  49. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
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    Who the hell is Laura Cremas…. You know what? It doesn’t matter. Doesn’t matter.

  50. Joanna Krupa Pantsless Instagram
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    Me love me Long Time!

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