The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.15.14

August 15th, 2014 // 266 Comments

Well, it’s Friday already and time for another The Crap We Missed, the daily post I put together that’s full of boobs, butts, “accidentally” naked boobs, boobs, butts and John Travolta wearing lipstick while Fish and I debate all day on whether the conversation about the use of a militarized police force is really overshadowing the socioeconomic factors that lead up to a Ferguson, Mo type event from even happening in the first place.

These issues are inseparable and hold tremendous bearing on the direction our swiftly dividing nation is headed. The important thing is to keep having these conversations in a logical, rational manner, with all sides using open minds to set aside the long-held beliefs, discrimination, and paranoia that ultimately lead to such vitriolic responses as looting and/or firing tear gas into peaceful protests. Blame and finger-pointing will lead to nothing but defensive backlash regardless of what stance is taken. The only way to effectively move forward as a society is collective acceptance that we’re still doing a terrible job with this whole “liberty and justice for all” thing and that maybe some new approaches need consideration.

Just thought you should know what goes on in this tit blogger’s monkey-boy assistant’s mind until it interrupts with “Is that front-butt? Oh yeah, that’s front-butt, that’s totally going in.”

- Photo Boy

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    frotteurist
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    JimBB
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    Sweetie, those aren’t snowflakes! They’re Gary Busey’s dandruff.

  3. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram
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    She looks sexy when she struggles to read

  4. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Baggy Dress Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
    fred
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    This is what you wear when you can’t find a house big enough to fit over your hips.

  5. Scout Willis Bitch T Shirt Legs Short Shorts
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    Nothing like being proud to be something obnoxious and unpleasant. Fuck I hate people.

    • No shit, eh? Whatever happened to people aspiring to be something better? It’s disappointing that being a degenerate famewhore pays so well.

  6. Mira Sorvino Cleavage Yellow Teeth Doctor Who Premiere
    JimBB
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    I’d still do her right in front of Paul.

  7. Rose McGowan Cleavage Short Hair Sticking Out Tongue Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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  8. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Romper Hamptons
    fred
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    $100 million and she still leaves the tag on so she can return that XXXXL jumpsuit to Sweety’s Big & Tall.

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    JimBB
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    Man, I hope that cult has a well-stocked kitchen.

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    good old Tom Sizemore and his “hey you have a fly on your back -*RIP*”

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    Eq
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    Yes, she is hot, but once you notice this, you will never be able to unsee it:

    This is what pre-nosejob, pre-boobjob, pre-pregnancy and pre-Syphilis JWoww looked like.

  12. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
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    That tattoo is her way of telling you that with a few drinks, you all have a chance.

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    frotteurist
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    I’m 98% sure I saw this on an episode of Jimmy Kimmel. Cue roommate coming home in 3…2…

  14. Jared Leto Painted Fingernails
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    Looks like Kelly Osbourne went back to blonde.

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    Gio
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    Whats up with wearing pants/shorts too high? Body looks decent but butter face.

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    well it looks like she has Bruce’s good sneer.

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    fuckface
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    is Khloe going through chemo?

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    Odbarc
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    Gio
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    If you didn’t know the name Kardashian you wouldn’t look 2x at this fat assed pig. How fucked up of a society do we live in where her gorilla assed sister sucks dick and the entire family gets rich and famous.

  23. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Baggy Dress Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    She looks like we should call her “Aunt Patty.”

  24. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
    dreamcrusher
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    Can’t even imagine how good it would feel to treat this chick like shit. Probably even better then it feels to bang her.

  25. Laura Cremaschi Topless Bikini Butt Thong
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    Looks like he made her breasts angry.

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    JimBB
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  27. Kourtney Kardashian Hugged By Bodyguard
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    Rob’s looking good.

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    No, that tattoo says “I DP for Jager shots”

  29. Scout Willis Bitch T Shirt Legs Short Shorts
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    That camel toe needs a pedicure

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    She’s really showing off those upper gums

  31. Shaun White Carrying Grocery Bags
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    Please, fuck my groceries

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    JC
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    “James Franco didn’t suck any dick last night? Now I know you all are tripping”

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    JC
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    JC
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    Bob
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    I'dDoThat
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    I'ddothat
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  39. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Romper Hamptons
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    Seriously, stop posting pictures of this fucking wretched excuse of a family. More creepy Travolta waxwork pics, or even the dog-faced offspring of Bruce Willis – anything but this gang of useless cunts.

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    Mike Walker
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    All those years of looking like a corpse paid off, for her skin at least.

  41. John Travolta Wearing Lipstick Posing With Fans
    fred
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    John Travolta in a room full of men all trying hard to look “disinterested” in each other? That’s hard to believe.

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    fred
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    Fashion Tip # 125:

    You know that a jumpsuit is poorly made when you can see your gunt through it. Also, never wear jumpsuits.

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    I'dDoThat
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    “Nothing to see here, folks… move along…”
    Okay, maybe a fake boobie or something.
    BUT, not worth stopping…
    Please… just move along!

  44. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Baggy Dress Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    Still haven’t forgiven her for “Stigmata”.

  45. Kourtney Kardashian Hugged By Bodyguard
    Jack Ketch
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    Never fucking mind … I can’t believe these talentless twats actually have bodyguards.

  46. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram
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    My penis would shoot her if she was unarmed. Or armed.

    • My liberal sensibilities are outraged at the suggestion of paternalistic use of force against an undeserving yet sexy citizen..and yet my conservative penis says baste that bitch in man chowder.

  47. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    Jew lookin good honey!

  48. Jared Leto Painted Fingernails
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    Jesus Christ, what a douche bag.

  49. Michelle Rodriguez Free The Nipple Shirt
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    This is exactly why people hate Americans. In fact what kind of fucktardary does it take to wear something like that in public.

  50. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram
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    I’m captivated by what appears to be a painting of a naked woman with Courtney Stodden tits trying to not be crushed by a gigantic flaccid ogre cock in the background.

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