The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.15.14

August 15th, 2014 // 266 Comments

Well, it’s Friday already and time for another The Crap We Missed, the daily post I put together that’s full of boobs, butts, “accidentally” naked boobs, boobs, butts and John Travolta wearing lipstick while Fish and I debate all day on whether the conversation about the use of a militarized police force is really overshadowing the socioeconomic factors that lead up to a Ferguson, Mo type event from even happening in the first place.

These issues are inseparable and hold tremendous bearing on the direction our swiftly dividing nation is headed. The important thing is to keep having these conversations in a logical, rational manner, with all sides using open minds to set aside the long-held beliefs, discrimination, and paranoia that ultimately lead to such vitriolic responses as looting and/or firing tear gas into peaceful protests. Blame and finger-pointing will lead to nothing but defensive backlash regardless of what stance is taken. The only way to effectively move forward as a society is collective acceptance that we’re still doing a terrible job with this whole “liberty and justice for all” thing and that maybe some new approaches need consideration.

Just thought you should know what goes on in this tit blogger’s monkey-boy assistant’s mind until it interrupts with “Is that front-butt? Oh yeah, that’s front-butt, that’s totally going in.”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. For those of you who are mailing it in from work on a Friday (like me), the last pic is NSFW.

  2. Shaun White Carrying Grocery Bags
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    You meant Sarah Barthel, the hot chick from Phantogram, and some ginger dude!

  3. Jessica Lowndes Bikini Handstand Instagram
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    Honors graduate of the Hilaria Baldwin school of famewhoring.

  4. Mira Sorvino Cleavage Yellow Teeth Doctor Who Premiere
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    Yum.

    Also, damn.

  5. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Baggy Dress Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    Glad to see Mr. Nolte combed his hair for a change.

  6. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
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    Now the bar’s open, why don’t you come by….

  7. Jared Leto Painted Fingernails
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    I’ll allow it.

  8. Michelle Rodriguez Free The Nipple Shirt
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    The back says “‘cuz I like tits.”

  9. Scout Willis Bitch T Shirt Legs Short Shorts
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    Instagram wouldn’t allow her tits on the site. Will they be more liberal about the cameltoe?

  10. John Travolta Wearing Lipstick Posing With Fans
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    Everyone say “Masseuse”!!!

  11. Michelle Rodriguez Free The Nipple Shirt
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    I’d like to free her nipples.

  12. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Baggy Dress Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    She snuck out of the monastery?

  13. Ashley Greene Nipples Legs Short Shorts
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    Sometimes it IS polite to point.

  14. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Romper Hamptons
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    Tell that bitch that Han still needs help fixing the hypedrive on the Falcon!

  15. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Silk Dress
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    I don’t recognize this woman with clothes. I assume they were photoshopped on to her body.

  16. Robert Pattinson Redeye Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    I know this face… It’s a face I have unfortunately worn a time or two myself. You’re out on the town and trying to impress everyone. When all of a sudden, the most wrenching, stomach turning pain surges through as if a demon has possessed your insides and now desires to escape through your anus as it tears it asunder.
    We’ve all been there and we should all feel compassion for this man.

  17. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
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    I can see the STD

  18. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Baggy Dress Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    And she’s graduated to a moo-moo. Congrats.. and I used to think you were semi-hot with your snaggle tooth.

    • Just a note (because I keep seeing this), it’s ‘muumuu’.

      Though moo moo does seem rather fitting, given how often they are worn by the bovine-figured.

  19. Joey Lauren Adams Derpface
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    You know, under this light… Nah, Nope. Still looks like a raisin of her former self.

  20. Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress Sequestered Cleaners Premiere
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    Dayumm….

  21. Aaron Paul Surprised Look Scruffy Beard
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    “Fly, you fools!”
    -Gandalf the grey

  22. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram
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    That sound…that is the sound of circuits frying…in my head.

  23. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    Nose freckles! SPROING!

  24. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram
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    Those panties have a weak seam; take them off and I’ll fix it.

  25. Robert Pattinson Redeye Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    Never trust a fart.

  26. John Travolta Wearing Lipstick Posing With Fans
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    The NAMBLA Convention gets its weekend started.

  27. Joey Lauren Adams Derpface
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    She looks like she has Cerebral Palsy…oh, wait, she always has.

  28. Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress Sequestered Cleaners Premiere
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    Excuse me, I have to clean my screen.

  29. Joey Lauren Adams Derpface
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    Chasing Aging.

  30. Tom Hardy Vaping Legend Set
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    Every time I look at him I feel greasy, and not in a good way.

  31. Kourtney Kardashian Hugged By Bodyguard
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    I’ve never been able to get away with that move. But then again, I’ve never tried it on a Kardashian.

    • Are you a black athlete? It might work if you were a black athlete. If you’re black, you may be able to lie about the athlete part, but you might not be able to work it the other way around.

  32. Jared Leto Painted Fingernails
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    Hipster Jesus wannabe wears skinny jeans hair ties on his wrist. Whoopdi-shit.

  33. Scout Willis Bitch T Shirt Legs Short Shorts
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    Bitch, Dog, same thing.

  34. Scout Willis Bitch T Shirt Legs Short Shorts
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    If that shirt comes in XXL, can you send a few to the Kardashians?

  35. Mira Sorvino Cleavage Yellow Teeth Doctor Who Premiere
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    hell YES

  36. Joey Lauren Adams Derpface
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    *loud whinnying sound*

  37. John Travolta Wearing Lipstick Posing With Fans
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    So…is that fat guy named Sao Paulo?

  38. Jon Heder Huge Teeth Scruffy Beard 10th Annual HollyShorts Film Festival Opening Night Celebration
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    “That’s what I’m talking about, Napoleon”

  39. Jon Heder Huge Teeth Scruffy Beard 10th Annual HollyShorts Film Festival Opening Night Celebration
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    no snark, he is an awesome guy

  40. John Travolta Wearing Lipstick Posing With Fans
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    John Travolta seen posing with his wig testers.

  41. Laura Cremaschi Topless Bikini Butt Thong
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    They’re going to need some lotion. Here, let me rub some out for you.

  42. Tom Hardy Vaping Legend Set
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    I hope all that sucking on an e-cig doesn’t mess up his teeth.

  43. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage Cameltoe See Through Pantssuit
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    cyrus worthy vag-wedgie

  44. Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress Sequestered Cleaners Premiere
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    Does not age.

  45. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    Straight up hot as fuck!

  46. Mira Sorvino Cleavage Yellow Teeth Doctor Who Premiere
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    Romy and Nicotine’s Tooth Yellowing Reunion

  47. Laura Cremaschi Topless Bikini Butt Thong
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    That’s a good & funny way to wind up the week.

  48. Michelle Rodriguez Free The Nipple Shirt
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    Too bad those are not her accurate size.

  49. Scout Willis Bitch T Shirt Legs Short Shorts
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    I guess she only wears her “c*nt” shirt to formal occasions.

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