The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.12.11

August 12th, 2011 // 508 Comments

Oh, look, they left her wax figure’s mouth wide open. — Go get the Shaq one.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Han Solo with New Walking Nap Action, Angelina Jolie just moments before a successful child snatch, Johnny Depp’s lesser-known brother Dougie and the underrated Rachel Nichols for your Final Five.

Yes, Jeremy Piven, we all saw Gary Shirley surrounded by strippers. Eyes on the road,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Gordon Ramsay
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Mr. Parsnip Head

  2. John Mayer
    Satan's bitch
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    We’ll call this one Johnny Dipp.

  3. Angelina Jolie
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The circumference of her wrist is 2.14 millimeters.

  4. James Gandolfini
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    Here the Mayor of Beverly Hills gives James Gandolfini words of encouragement and a couple of bucks.

  5. Zoe Kravitz Jason Momoa Lisa Bonet
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That’s a “this crazy bitch to my left has no clue I’m leaving her if this movie is a hit” laugh.

  6. Gordon Ramsay
    Loulou
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    That forehead is just too damn long.

  7. Jason Priestley
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is he going for the same “role” as Shia LeBouef?

  8. Aaron Johnson Sam Taylor-Wood
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Whenever I see people and have no clue who they are, I just assume they’re on “Glee”.

  9. AnnaLynne McCord See Through Tank Top
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Not impressive, but I’d still hit.

  10. Rachel Nichols Conan The Barbarian
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    She looks fucking great! And vice versa, I’ll wager.

  11. Rachel Nichols Conan The Barbarian
    doodles
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    Who???

  12. Rose McGowan Conan The Barbarian
    SIN
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    Looking old. Need to show us your tits and ass to keep us from looking at your face.

  13. James Gandolfini
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    Now I won’t hash ta break his udder arm.

  14. Khloe Kardashian Head Band
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    I got dibs on that last ham.

  15. Alanis Morissette
    SIN
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    Thats why we stil have radio. So we can enjoy a few of her songs but not have to look at her.

  16. Satan

    That sums up Kim’s intelligence.

  17. Rachel Hunter
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    Grass flavored? WTF, I ordered ass flavored.

  18. Aaron Johnson Sam Taylor-Wood
    adolf hitler
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    hes the kid from kickass, and i think thats his old ass wife.

  19. Khloe Kardashian Head Band
    Sweenis McFrecklenut
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    I cant wait until her sex tape comes out.

  20. Alanis Morissette
    adolf hitler
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    wtf happened to jennifer love hewitts face?

  21. Samantha Ronson Scarf
    SIN
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    That’s a female? You sure? I think I see some beard stubble there.
    Man hands and what looks like an Adam Apple. Female…really?

  22. Jennifer Garner Baby Bump
    SIN
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    Becoming a mom sure has fucked her body up.

  23. James Gandolfini
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    Just another case of management becoming too far removed from labor. You know Tony Soprano’s out of practice when knocking out a couple teeth breaks his own arm.

  24. Rachel Hunter
    SIN
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    Yes, Grass flavored. Just don’t drink it. Let it dry out then you can roll it and smoke it.

    • Ronnie

      I heard that there’s a pot dispensary on every corner in Los Angeles now, but I didn’t know that you can put it in drinks…..That’s really new to me, but then I’m not a pothead.

  25. Rachel Hunter
    SIN
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    For her age, still hot.

  26. John Mayer
    Diana
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    He is absolutely gorgeous.He always had long hair it’s not his fault that he is beautiful.

  27. Kim Kardashian Worlds Most Beautiful
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    so she finally saw naked pics of herself.

  28. Angelina Jolie
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    She’s trying to sneak up and steal more children.

  29. Richard Lewis Kareem Abdul Jabbar
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    P.S. 107 ‘s Diorama poses the question “Could Richard Feynman take Gandhi?”

  30. Harrison Ford Drunk Asleep
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    this is you on drugs.

  31. John Mayer
    Bonky
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    Okay, just gotta keep my mouth shut, walk past the photogs…. keep my mouth shut, walk past the photogs….

  32. Rachel Nichols Conan The Barbarian
    Bonky
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    Will her career last longer than that pose ?

  33. Khloe Kardashian Head Band
    Nug
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    When will she get it past her head, that her sister’s belt will not fit her?

  34. John Mayer
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Obviously a mirror malfunction.

  35. Rose McGowan Conan The Barbarian
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    so that is what a real female orgasm looks like.

  36. Jeremey Piven
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    “Oh yeah, I is belieeeeevin’ my own hype” – I think Jezza just drove over that line that separates fantasy & reality…

  37. Gordon Ramsay
    jmort
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    I actually made an audible yelp when this picture came up. How startling.

  38. Samantha Ronson Scarf
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    the look you get when finding out Lindsay Lohan will stay out of jail.

  39. John Mayer
    jmort
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    He looks like he’s bout to shoot up some high school.

  40. AnnaLynne McCord See Through Tank Top
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    practicing for hr new job as assistant to Paula Abdul.

  41. John Mayer
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Paparazzi starting to focus on Crap We Missed!
    MacFeely Smackup emerges from his mother’s basement.

  42. Kim Kardashian Worlds Most Beautiful
    HumpinFrog
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    And that my friends is how the world will end. A giant vortex of Kardashian pie hole swallows the planet like a black pole. I mean hole.

  43. Gordon Ramsay
    ChickenHawk
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    Don’t you know who I am? I’m the British version of Lyle Lovett.

  44. Aaron Johnson Sam Taylor-Wood
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    What was that, driver…….Oedipus……..is that the new restaurant in Chelsea? Sounds interesting, we’ll go there…

  45. Khloe Kardashian Head Band
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “The elephant in this room is NOT going to be ignored!”

  46. Jeremey Piven
    Lemmiwinks
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    And like every photo of Jeremy there’s a male prostitute in the background saying it all with his penis.

  47. Jennifer Garner Baby Bump
    Cock Dr
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    Why is she wearing a beige box?

  48. Rachel Nichols Conan The Barbarian
    Zilly
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    This dress is creepy and gross looking.

  49. Khloe Kardashian Head Band
    ChickenHawk
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    Hagrid finally had the sex change operation? Good for him.

  50. Rose McGowan Conan The Barbarian
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    so that is what a real female orgasm looks like. it gives you temporarily lopsided nostrils.

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