The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.12.11

August 12th, 2011 // 508 Comments

Oh, look, they left her wax figure’s mouth wide open. — Go get the Shaq one.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Han Solo with New Walking Nap Action, Angelina Jolie just moments before a successful child snatch, Johnny Depp’s lesser-known brother Dougie and the underrated Rachel Nichols for your Final Five.

Yes, Jeremy Piven, we all saw Gary Shirley surrounded by strippers. Eyes on the road,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Samantha Ronson Scarf
    M
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    Little lost dyke…

  2. Richard Lewis Kareem Abdul Jabbar
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    “Seriously? Kareem is right there? No, really? He’s coming THIS way?”

  3. Zoe Kravitz Jason Momoa Lisa Bonet
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    It’s 85 degrees and greasy in LA today…

  4. Khloe Kardashian Head Band
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    Life Day was a sacred holiday, and many Wookiees considered it their duty to don the “ceremonial head trinket” and return to Kashyyyk in order to celebrate it.

  5. Jason Priestley
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    I didn’t know he was Mormon.

  6. Danny noonan

    She will need to open wider to recieve my love muscle

  7. Rachel Hunter
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    More like Slurpee Hunter.

  8. Khloe Kardashian Head Band
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    I hated her on the View. She was . . . Wookie? Oh, that’s someone completely different.

  9. Jeremey Piven
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    View from Lindsay Lohan’s driver’s seat.

  10. Harrison Ford Drunk Asleep
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    “Ya know, I like a bit of nooky as much as the other guy, but she just will not shut the fuck up.”

  11. Angelina Jolie
    kulit
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    She’s not 40 yet, right?

    • gumption

      doesn’t matter, her sun set long ago. Not attractive. Damn that american apparel ad, that is the grossest god damn thing I have ever seen in my life. The bitch is ugly as shit and so pastey. MY EYES!!!!

  12. Rachel Hunter
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    Her shirt is subliminal. As soon as I saw her I thought about jerking . . .

  13. Rachel Nichols Conan The Barbarian
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    You’re wearing it backwards, dear.

  14. Don Johnson
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    I think that tie was Tubbs’.

  15. Rachel Hunter
    Snookie's Pickle
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    I don’t get it…is she permanently pregnant?

  16. Angelina Jolie
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    You remember when Angelina Jolie was illegally hot? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  17. Gordon Ramsay
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    Neil Patrick Harris 10 years from now.

  18. Harrison Ford Drunk Asleep
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    “London…??? Oh fuck! I was going to Seattle.”

  19. Rose McGowan Conan The Barbarian
    kulit
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    Her face has improved.

  20. Alanis Morissette
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    She traded a jagged little pill for sponge cake with creamy filling.

  21. Angelina Jolie
    Who dat?!
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    Jack Nicholson is looking GREAT these days!

  22. Loulou

    Give it to me!

  23. Zoe Kravitz Jason Momoa Lisa Bonet
    kulit
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    I envy Lisa Bonet.

  24. Aaron Johnson Sam Taylor-Wood
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    I don’t know who they are, but it was probably a mistake to let the paparazzi inside the car with them.

  25. Kim Kardashian Worlds Most Beautiful
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    I swear I’ve seen her make that same face in some movie she was in.

  26. Khloe Kardashian Head Band
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    Doughie Karsashian.

  27. AnnaLynne McCord See Through Tank Top
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    I’m becoming quickly convinced that her upper lip doesn’t reach the lower one.

  28. Angelina Jolie
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    Here we see Angelina at the polo club looking for her rider.

  29. Harrison Ford Drunk Asleep
    Loulou
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    Calista can be sooooo annoying sometimes…

  30. James Gandolfini
    Senor Trout
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    ‘Look, Ozzy, I’ll give you five bucks but I’m telling you for the millionth time, David Chase picked out the song, not me.’

  31. Aaron Johnson Sam Taylor-Wood
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    Hell Mr. Johnson…Ms. Wood…giggle.

  32. Samantha Ronson Scarf
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    She looks angry…she must have discovered that anyone with an iPod can do her job.

  33. Jennifer Garner Baby Bump
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    Hah! Nice one Photo Boy, you put her body on some old grandma’s legs.

    you did that right?

  34. Angelina Jolie
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    Rosie O’Donnel used to be a member of the Ham Polo Club, until she realized there was no actual ham.

  35. Zoe Kravitz Jason Momoa Lisa Bonet
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    Yeah, BOTH of ‘em…what are you gonna do about it?

  36. Richard Lewis Kareem Abdul Jabbar
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    wow, I did NOT know he was still alive.

    take your pick which one.

  37. Alanis Morissette
    Satan's bitch
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    God’s getting her groove on.

  38. Jason Priestley
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    I was just going to say he looks like Fido’s ass. Then I realized, this *is* Fido’s ass.

  39. James Gandolfini
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    Bwahahhahaaa!!! AWesomme!!!!

    erected…

  40. Richard Lewis Kareem Abdul Jabbar
    DogBoy
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    A head-on collision on WTF Avenue…

  41. Khloe Kardashian Head Band
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    is she getting fatter?

  42. Khloe Kardashian Head Band
    DogBoy
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    Poca-Fat-ass

  43. Khloe Kardashian Head Band
    LJ
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    Auditions for the Mama Cass movie?

  44. Gordon Ramsay
    Satan's bitch
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    Uh, yeah… That’s not aging well.

  45. John Mayer
    DogBoy
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    Depp gets a royalty check every time Mayer steals his look.

  46. Khloe Kardashian Head Band
    Satan's bitch
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    Speaking of lipstick and pigs…

  47. Khloe Kardashian Head Band
    General Disarray
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    “Hey, are you gonna eat that last truffle? I’ll trade you for a headband thingy…”

  48. Harrison Ford Drunk Asleep
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    “I’m Elmer J. Fudd millionaire, I own a mansion and a yacht.”

  49. Rachel Nichols Conan The Barbarian
    DogBoy
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    She graduated from the same School of Generic Hotness that Blake Lively did.

  50. Gordon Ramsay
    DeucePickle
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    Did he and Butthead split up ?

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