Oh, look, they left her wax figure’s mouth wide open. — Go get the Shaq one.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Han Solo with New Walking Nap Action, Angelina Jolie just moments before a successful child snatch, Johnny Depp’s lesser-known brother Dougie and the underrated Rachel Nichols for your Final Five.
Yes, Jeremy Piven, we all saw Gary Shirley surrounded by strippers. Eyes on the road,
- The Superficial
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yes, yes…we all saw your psoriasis scabs.
The urinal in the men’s room has the exact same face.
“All too easy.”
- Darth Vader
She’s a wiiiiild and craaaazy girl.
Nice. You just foreclosed all Steve Martin jokes. Thanks.
Holes like this are why I gave up mini golf
trolling for the mens
you live, you learn
you’re fat, i’ve learned
you live, you learn
the fat won’t burn
yes
You stuff your face, you bloat
you go for a swim, you don’t float
FOR RENT
This asshaole needs to be banned.
If they had used a white microphone they could have prevented that involuntary reaction.
lol
+1… can’t improve on that.
Hahaha +1
comment of the year!
seconded
You win. The Superficial can be shut down now.
+1000
All Hail!
Golf clap
I bow down to you
LMAO, you win!
Augh!!! I have nuthin’ left to live for!!!!
Well done!
Very niiice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH the best!
I’m black and I even find that comment pretty funny. Nice one.
HAHAHAHAHA Best comment ever!
whoever got the grass flavored smoothie needs their ass kicked.
Maybe it’s guacamole.
I’m using this for a Flash game. Quite a few Flash games, actually.
*fellatio joke*
There’s nothing like that “I just discovered another race of child to adopt” feeling.
You are getting carried away with all the wax statue photos. Give it a rest.
Is her face relaxing or am I just getting use to it
Well, she’s cheaper than fly paper and she catches flies just as well.
Aww man.
It’s tough for an old guy out there on the press circuit. Maybe it’s time to stay home on the ranch with little Mrs. Scarecrow Ford, or at least make an appointment with the plastic surgeon.
I’m marking this as the exact moment your Skarsgård love eclipsed your Ford love, Cock Dr.
Never happen. I was imprinted with Han Solo as romantic hero at a formative age. That shit sticks.
Oh, I know this game. You squirt a water pistol into her mouth to make the balloon in her ass blow up until it pops.
Why yes, as a matter of fact I am that guy from “Glee”.
Well, now that I see he has an earring I don’t think he’s old at all anymore!
JAJAJAJAJ We banged and my mom doesn’t even know about it…. JAJAJAJJA Oh wait…
sword going through her head is the most interesting thing going on here.
What is People with White Dads, Alex?
LOL…. Correct! select again.
Lenny Kravitz is black dude.
Zoe is his daughter.
Try again.
Lenny Kravitz’s mom was black. His father was Jewish.
Try again, Venom.
People with white dads was his comment dumbass.
Zoe Kravitz does not have a white dad.
Do you see Lenny Kravitz in this photo?
Is reading comprehension really that hard these days?
And Jews are not fucking white no matter how much they would like you to believe. They are fucking Arabs, they live in the goddamn Middle East.
I had an ex that was Iranian and got pissed when I called her Arab. She would always say I am not Arab, I am Persian.
Bitch you look like every other motherfucker in the Middle East and are right next door to other Arab countries. You are Arab.
Jesus was not white.
Jews are not a genetic type, they are a culture and religion. The genetic end you are looking for is Hebrew, those are Arabs, and there are no pure Hebrews anymore. The people passing themselves off as “genetic Jews” are really Russians, also known as Ashkenazi Jews. They may have some Hebrew bloodline, but it is like when some Irish looking dude says he is a Cherokee and he has 1 Cherokee ancestor and 50 million Irish ones, btw did I mention that he looks Irish?
Ya’ll shut up!!!
Man, Corey Haim is taking this pedophilia thing pretty bad…
If you ever start feeling jealous of Ryan Reynolds, like you want to trade lives with him, remember everything you’re signing up for.
negative, sir.
I wonder if this headband will at least keep my head from getting fat…
Well, it’s certainly not doing the job of keeping her head from *looking* fatter.
I know an interrupted drug deal when I see one.
It smiles?!
Ham Polo is played on pigs with a hammer instead of a mallet. As you can tell, it’s lots of fun.
I thought “Ham Polo” was one of the characters in “Pigs…in…Spaaaaace!”
This is Sparta?
Interesting. Apparently I have seen Alanis Morisette at several suburban malls and kids soccer games. She seemed so edgy . . .
suddenly it all makes sense.
Ric Ocasek went blonde?
Surely the fifteen minutes is up by now?
Looks like Kanye got that Michael Jackson “skin disease.”
Oh. No. Her tits. They’re gone.
They were never there.
She hasn’t met the right plastic surgeon yet.
Is that… is that hair gel?
I guess he finally got around to actually watching “Cowboys and Aliens”. Poor guy…
“I like to set the radio stations!”
god, life after the sopranos has been hard for him… and who’s the guy with the cast?
Both wearing shirts from the “Bruce Lee Menopause” collection.
love.
ps I LOVE KIDS!!! ((sorry))
That is the scariest picture I’ve ever seen.
Of course it is. She puts her makeup on with a spatula.
Looks like Jim Carey in a wig.
I see more Kristen Stewart but this is a trio I would never have expected to be confused with each other.
Mary-Louise Parker
fools, Angelina Jolie, Kristen Stewart, Mary-Louise Parker and Jim Carey are all the same person
Dude looks pissed.
Strange. Her husband is the star. Why would someone take a picture of her? Oh right. He’s NOT a star.
Look at me! I’m a looter!! I’m gonna grab me some babies!
“Thanks for using my song in the finale”, said a now toothless Steve Perry.
At some point we’re going to have to tell him that those are not all funhouse mirrors, and that he really does have a six head with hair stick up from it.
“No…no…yes! ABBA!”
Meth is a helluva drug.