The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.12.11

August 12th, 2011 // 508 Comments

Oh, look, they left her wax figure’s mouth wide open. — Go get the Shaq one.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Han Solo with New Walking Nap Action, Angelina Jolie just moments before a successful child snatch, Johnny Depp’s lesser-known brother Dougie and the underrated Rachel Nichols for your Final Five.

Yes, Jeremy Piven, we all saw Gary Shirley surrounded by strippers. Eyes on the road,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Worlds Most Beautiful
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    yes, yes…we all saw your psoriasis scabs.

  2. Kim Kardashian Worlds Most Beautiful
    Richard McBeef
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    The urinal in the men’s room has the exact same face.

  3. Kim Kardashian Worlds Most Beautiful
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    “All too easy.”
    - Darth Vader

  4. Rose McGowan Conan The Barbarian
    dookieshoo
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    She’s a wiiiiild and craaaazy girl.

  5. Kim Kardashian Worlds Most Beautiful
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Holes like this are why I gave up mini golf

  6. Jeremey Piven
    dookieshoo
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    trolling for the mens

  7. Alanis Morissette
    Richard McBeef
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    you live, you learn
    you’re fat, i’ve learned

  8. Coyote

    FOR RENT

  9. Kim Kardashian Worlds Most Beautiful
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    If they had used a white microphone they could have prevented that involuntary reaction.

  10. Rachel Hunter
    Richard McBeef
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    whoever got the grass flavored smoothie needs their ass kicked.

  11. Kim Kardashian Worlds Most Beautiful
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    I’m using this for a Flash game. Quite a few Flash games, actually.

  12. Kim Kardashian Worlds Most Beautiful
    Michael
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    *fellatio joke*

  13. Angelina Jolie
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    There’s nothing like that “I just discovered another race of child to adopt” feeling.

  14. Rose McGowan Conan The Barbarian
    Jill_Ess
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    You are getting carried away with all the wax statue photos. Give it a rest.

  15. Rose McGowan Conan The Barbarian
    Coyote
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    Is her face relaxing or am I just getting use to it

  16. Kim Kardashian Worlds Most Beautiful
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    Well, she’s cheaper than fly paper and she catches flies just as well.

  17. Harrison Ford Drunk Asleep
    Cock Dr
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    Aww man.
    It’s tough for an old guy out there on the press circuit. Maybe it’s time to stay home on the ranch with little Mrs. Scarecrow Ford, or at least make an appointment with the plastic surgeon.

  18. Kim Kardashian Worlds Most Beautiful
    TomFrank
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    Oh, I know this game. You squirt a water pistol into her mouth to make the balloon in her ass blow up until it pops.

  19. Jason Priestley
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    Why yes, as a matter of fact I am that guy from “Glee”.

  20. Harrison Ford Drunk Asleep
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    Well, now that I see he has an earring I don’t think he’s old at all anymore!

  21. Zoe Kravitz Jason Momoa Lisa Bonet
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    JAJAJAJAJ We banged and my mom doesn’t even know about it…. JAJAJAJJA Oh wait…

  22. Rose McGowan Conan The Barbarian
    Richard McBeef
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    sword going through her head is the most interesting thing going on here.

  23. Zoe Kravitz Jason Momoa Lisa Bonet
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    What is People with White Dads, Alex?

    • DogBoy

      LOL…. Correct! select again.

    • Venom

      Lenny Kravitz is black dude.
      Zoe is his daughter.
      Try again.

      • cemlaw

        Lenny Kravitz’s mom was black. His father was Jewish.
        Try again, Venom.

      • Venom

        People with white dads was his comment dumbass.
        Zoe Kravitz does not have a white dad.
        Do you see Lenny Kravitz in this photo?
        Is reading comprehension really that hard these days?

      • Venom

        And Jews are not fucking white no matter how much they would like you to believe. They are fucking Arabs, they live in the goddamn Middle East.
        I had an ex that was Iranian and got pissed when I called her Arab. She would always say I am not Arab, I am Persian.
        Bitch you look like every other motherfucker in the Middle East and are right next door to other Arab countries. You are Arab.
        Jesus was not white.

      • The Laughing G-D

        Jews are not a genetic type, they are a culture and religion. The genetic end you are looking for is Hebrew, those are Arabs, and there are no pure Hebrews anymore. The people passing themselves off as “genetic Jews” are really Russians, also known as Ashkenazi Jews. They may have some Hebrew bloodline, but it is like when some Irish looking dude says he is a Cherokee and he has 1 Cherokee ancestor and 50 million Irish ones, btw did I mention that he looks Irish?

      • Steelerchick

        Ya’ll shut up!!!

  24. Samantha Ronson Scarf
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    Man, Corey Haim is taking this pedophilia thing pretty bad…

  25. Alanis Morissette
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    If you ever start feeling jealous of Ryan Reynolds, like you want to trade lives with him, remember everything you’re signing up for.

  26. AnnaLynne McCord See Through Tank Top
    Richard McBeef
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    negative, sir.

  27. Khloe Kardashian Head Band
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    I wonder if this headband will at least keep my head from getting fat…

  28. Jeremey Piven
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    I know an interrupted drug deal when I see one.

  29. Angelina Jolie
    Snookie's Pickle
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    It smiles?!

  30. Gerard Butler
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    This is Sparta?

  31. Alanis Morissette
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    Interesting. Apparently I have seen Alanis Morisette at several suburban malls and kids soccer games. She seemed so edgy . . .

  32. Richard Lewis Kareem Abdul Jabbar
    Richard McBeef
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    suddenly it all makes sense.

  33. Samantha Ronson Scarf
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    Ric Ocasek went blonde?

  34. Kim Kardashian Worlds Most Beautiful
    M
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    Surely the fifteen minutes is up by now?

  35. Jeremey Piven
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    Looks like Kanye got that Michael Jackson “skin disease.”

  36. AnnaLynne McCord See Through Tank Top
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    Oh. No. Her tits. They’re gone.

  37. Gordon Ramsay
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    Is that… is that hair gel?

  38. Harrison Ford Drunk Asleep
    M
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    I guess he finally got around to actually watching “Cowboys and Aliens”. Poor guy…

  39. Gerard Butler
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    “I like to set the radio stations!”

  40. James Gandolfini
    Michael
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    god, life after the sopranos has been hard for him… and who’s the guy with the cast?

  41. Richard Lewis Kareem Abdul Jabbar
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    Both wearing shirts from the “Bruce Lee Menopause” collection.

  42. N

    That is the scariest picture I’ve ever seen.

  43. Angelina Jolie
    M
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    Looks like Jim Carey in a wig.

  44. Samantha Ronson Scarf
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    Dude looks pissed.

  45. Jennifer Garner Baby Bump
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    Strange. Her husband is the star. Why would someone take a picture of her? Oh right. He’s NOT a star.

  46. Angelina Jolie
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    Look at me! I’m a looter!! I’m gonna grab me some babies!

  47. James Gandolfini
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    “Thanks for using my song in the finale”, said a now toothless Steve Perry.

  48. Gordon Ramsay
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    At some point we’re going to have to tell him that those are not all funhouse mirrors, and that he really does have a six head with hair stick up from it.

  49. Gerard Butler
    TomFrank
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    “No…no…yes! ABBA!”

  50. Gerard Butler
    Senor Trout
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    Meth is a helluva drug.

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