The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.10.12

August 10th, 2012 // 497 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, lead off by Mischa Barton demonstrating how to OD a drug-sniffing dog. We’ve also got three virtually unknown models fighting the good fight against Alagille Syndrome, which I admittedly have no clue what the hell even is, but I’m sure if they bend over a little more we’ll find the cure in there somewhere, Bradley Cooper knowing exactly who to ask about proper cuticle care, Cameron Diaz actually looking feminine and remotely attractive (ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!), and finally, the return of Maria’s Shriverclaw of Penile Destruction. Sweet Christ, I looked right at it!

Enjoy your weekend, I’ll be spending mine de-fibrillating my penis and staring non-stop into this,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Fishballs
    Commented on this photo:

    “My fav-o-rite mooooveee? Why, Maid in Manhattan of co-orse. Now GET TO DAH CHOPPAH!”

  2. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
    Neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Well…as long as it’s French.

  3. Rihanna Wet White Dress Barbados Tourism Photoshoot
    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks drunk.

  4. Don Johnson Moustache Ponytail
    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll always love him.

  5. Don Johnson Moustache Ponytail
    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “your move Fieri”

  6. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s unable to walk on dry land.

  7. Kelsey Grammer
    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “I don’t normally wear sneakers, but when I do I wear New Balance”

  8. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Shorts
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait wasnt this the Footlocker Uniform, wait are they re-openning those stores?!!!

  9. Jennie Garth Cleavage Halter Top
    Fred
    Commented on this photo:

    “Honey, walking in heels is hard for Mommy. Babysteps. Hold mommy’s hand so she can balance.”

  10. Keanu Reeves High
    Rebecca
    Commented on this photo:

    I still would

  11. Ashlee Ricci Britney Hosken Kate Racz Butts Leather Pants Bending Over
    Schmidtler
    Commented on this photo:

    Aren’t these three supposed to be standing in the back of a pickup truck?

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