The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.10.12

August 10th, 2012 // 497 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, lead off by Mischa Barton demonstrating how to OD a drug-sniffing dog. We’ve also got three virtually unknown models fighting the good fight against Alagille Syndrome, which I admittedly have no clue what the hell even is, but I’m sure if they bend over a little more we’ll find the cure in there somewhere, Bradley Cooper knowing exactly who to ask about proper cuticle care, Cameron Diaz actually looking feminine and remotely attractive (ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!), and finally, the return of Maria’s Shriverclaw of Penile Destruction. Sweet Christ, I looked right at it!

Enjoy your weekend, I’ll be spending mine de-fibrillating my penis and staring non-stop into this,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Alan Cumming Mesh Tank Top
    Quijibo
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    Nope, not gay at all.

  2. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
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    How risqué of her to skip mainstream porn and go right for the freakfest segment. She must be jonesing baaad.

  3. Rihanna Wet White Dress Barbados Tourism Photoshoot
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    The nipples are a nice touch, but I think the whole “Drunken Buttsecks Queen of the Barbados” outfit may have been the more compelling choice. I mean, are we trying to promote tourism or not??

  4. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    Party all night, lie on the beach all day – and all you have to do is gargle a sweaty old fat guy’s balls now and again? Hmm…

  5. Jennie Garth Cleavage Halter Top
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    She’s looking a little more Garth and a little less Jennie here.

  6. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    SITP.

  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    donkeylicks
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    Okay, okay…. it is ah tumah.

  8. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Shorts
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    Wait… G-Shock. Like, the watch? Anything for a party, I guess.

  9. Cameron Diaz Legs Short Shorts
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    What manner of sorcery is this?

  10. Chloe Simms Cleavage Lingerie
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    I readily admit I’d totally sleep with her, though it would make for an amusing scene where when we both get naked, she’s pointing and laughing at my johnson while I’m pointing and laughing at her boobs.

  11. William Shatner Red Face Hat
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    William Shatnered his pants?

  12. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
    gigi
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    Run Bradley Run!

  13. Rihanna Wet White Dress Barbados Tourism Photoshoot
    a jamaican
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    just stay the f* away from Jamaica…

  14. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
    Blech
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    How is this not dog abuse?

    Fuck you, PETA.

  15. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    Blech
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    Yup, looks exactly like he’s looking for ‘the one’.

    At least this chick is getting paid.

  16. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
    bigalkie
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    Hey Queenie, let’s shake it!

  17. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
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    Beastiality……and I mean with her not the dog.

  18. Mickey Rourke Balding Bad Plastic Surgery
    bigalkie
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    Fuck you Travolta, I only look gay.

  19. Pink Butt Yoga Pants
    Blech
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    There’s nothing left for me to say here…

  20. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    bigalkie
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    This kid needs the John’s Hopkins twenty questions.

  21. Maria Shriver Camel Toe Bra Cleavage See Through Shirt
    bigalkie
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    In order to honor our Indiginous Americans, I will now be tied to a stake.

  22. Jennie Garth Cleavage Halter Top
    Blech
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    Her figure is still in good shape.

    I don’t know what the hell’s going on with the rest of her though. She’d look better in Pink’s original outfit.

  23. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Blech
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    He’s starting to resemble his mistress.

  24. Alan Cumming Mesh Tank Top
    bigalkie
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    Into the woods with George Michaels.

  25. William Shatner Red Face Hat
    bigalkie
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    Charlie Chan, where is number one son?

  26. Maria Shriver Camel Toe Bra Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    Why is she dressing like a maid?

  27. Jane Santos Cleavage
    Blech
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    I think Fish likes MundoFox.

  28. Chloe Simms Cleavage Lingerie
    Blech
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    No. Just… just no.

  29. Jennie Garth Cleavage Halter Top
    bigalkie
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    I got here late, I figured that there would be twenty Jennie GIRTH jokes.

  30. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    bigalkie
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    GodBless America. I never thought that I would see the day that I would be better looking than Don Johnson. BTW, Expendables One was one of the all time worst movies, part two should be more of the same.

  31. Keanu Reeves High
    bigalkie
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    DUH

  32. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
    Billebuoy
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    Tomorrow’s headline

  33. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Shorts
    bigalkie
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    Preposterous

  34. Pink Butt Yoga Pants
    Billebuoy
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    Stay classy.

  35. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I wanted to distribute up-thumbs everywhere, you guys!
    To be clear, I was not speaking as Travolta and I’m not going to touch any of your butts.

  36. Don Johnson Moustache Ponytail
    Billebuoy
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    Val Kilmer, eat yer heart out.

  37. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Shorts
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    has ice-t always been that WHITE?

  38. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
    Lissa
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    bradley=yummy

  39. Maria Shriver Camel Toe Bra Cleavage See Through Shirt
    Lissa
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    Maria Shrivelled is more like it.

  40. Jennie Garth Cleavage Halter Top
    Lissa
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    That outfit, in combination of New York City, has “future mob wife” written all over it.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Indeed! :D
      I was just thinking that animal print on a cougar was surely too desperately trite, but yeah, not if her target audience is the mob.

  41. Keanu Reeves High
    Lissa
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    He’s still acting?

  42. Chloe Simms Cleavage Lingerie
    Lissa
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    I love how all the poses look like they were made to make sure she doesn’t fall over during the shoot.

  43. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
    Joaquin ingles
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    Someone told her the dog just licked its crack and she got a little ahead of herself.

  44. Ashlee Ricci Britney Hosken Kate Racz Butts Leather Pants Bending Over
    Joaquin ingles
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    Kate “Racz” huh?

  45. William Shatner Red Face Hat
    christine
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    i’m going to be really sad when he dies.

  46. Alan Cumming Mesh Tank Top
    Haole Boy
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    People start celebrating Christmas earlier and earlier every year. He’s already donned his gay apparel.

  47. Mickey Rourke Balding Bad Plastic Surgery
    Brad Pitt-Stains
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    His hair is (successfully) trying to escape his face.

  48. Pink Butt Yoga Pants
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    Three in the pink, one in the stink… three tattoos I mean.

  49. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Actually, I’m pretty sure it is a tumor.

  50. Dania Ramirez Cleavage
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    What Jennifer Lopez sees when she looks in the mirror.

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