Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, lead off by Mischa Barton demonstrating how to OD a drug-sniffing dog. We’ve also got three virtually unknown models fighting the good fight against Alagille Syndrome, which I admittedly have no clue what the hell even is, but I’m sure if they bend over a little more we’ll find the cure in there somewhere, Bradley Cooper knowing exactly who to ask about proper cuticle care, Cameron Diaz actually looking feminine and remotely attractive (ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!), and finally, the return of Maria’s Shriverclaw of Penile Destruction. Sweet Christ, I looked right at it!
Enjoy your weekend, I’ll be spending mine de-fibrillating my penis and staring non-stop into this,
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Nope, not gay at all.
How risqué of her to skip mainstream porn and go right for the freakfest segment. She must be jonesing baaad.
The nipples are a nice touch, but I think the whole “Drunken Buttsecks Queen of the Barbados” outfit may have been the more compelling choice. I mean, are we trying to promote tourism or not??
Party all night, lie on the beach all day – and all you have to do is gargle a sweaty old fat guy’s balls now and again? Hmm…
Hence the watch. Must know when to gargle vs hang on beach.
She’s looking a little more Garth and a little less Jennie here.
SITP.
Okay, okay…. it is ah tumah.
Wait… G-Shock. Like, the watch? Anything for a party, I guess.
What manner of sorcery is this?
I readily admit I’d totally sleep with her, though it would make for an amusing scene where when we both get naked, she’s pointing and laughing at my johnson while I’m pointing and laughing at her boobs.
William Shatnered his pants?
Run Bradley Run!
just stay the f* away from Jamaica…
How is this not dog abuse?
Fuck you, PETA.
Yup, looks exactly like he’s looking for ‘the one’.
At least this chick is getting paid.
Hey Queenie, let’s shake it!
Beastiality……and I mean with her not the dog.
Fuck you Travolta, I only look gay.
There’s nothing left for me to say here…
This kid needs the John’s Hopkins twenty questions.
In order to honor our Indiginous Americans, I will now be tied to a stake.
Her figure is still in good shape.
I don’t know what the hell’s going on with the rest of her though. She’d look better in Pink’s original outfit.
He’s starting to resemble his mistress.
Into the woods with George Michaels.
Charlie Chan, where is number one son?
Why is she dressing like a maid?
I think Fish likes MundoFox.
No. Just… just no.
I got here late, I figured that there would be twenty Jennie GIRTH jokes.
GodBless America. I never thought that I would see the day that I would be better looking than Don Johnson. BTW, Expendables One was one of the all time worst movies, part two should be more of the same.
DUH
Tomorrow’s headline
Preposterous
Stay classy.
I wanted to distribute up-thumbs everywhere, you guys!
To be clear, I was not speaking as Travolta and I’m not going to touch any of your butts.
Val Kilmer, eat yer heart out.
has ice-t always been that WHITE?
bradley=yummy
John Travolta thinks so, too.
Maria Shrivelled is more like it.
That outfit, in combination of New York City, has “future mob wife” written all over it.
Indeed! :D
I was just thinking that animal print on a cougar was surely too desperately trite, but yeah, not if her target audience is the mob.
He’s still acting?
That would imply he acted before, wouldn’t it?
I love how all the poses look like they were made to make sure she doesn’t fall over during the shoot.
Someone told her the dog just licked its crack and she got a little ahead of herself.
Kate “Racz” huh?
i’m going to be really sad when he dies.
People start celebrating Christmas earlier and earlier every year. He’s already donned his gay apparel.
His hair is (successfully) trying to escape his face.
Three in the pink, one in the stink… three tattoos I mean.
Actually, I’m pretty sure it is a tumor.
Sorry donkeylicks. I’ve thumbed myself down out of outright shame.
What Jennifer Lopez sees when she looks in the mirror.