The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.10.12

August 10th, 2012 // 497 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, lead off by Mischa Barton demonstrating how to OD a drug-sniffing dog. We’ve also got three virtually unknown models fighting the good fight against Alagille Syndrome, which I admittedly have no clue what the hell even is, but I’m sure if they bend over a little more we’ll find the cure in there somewhere, Bradley Cooper knowing exactly who to ask about proper cuticle care, Cameron Diaz actually looking feminine and remotely attractive (ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!), and finally, the return of Maria’s Shriverclaw of Penile Destruction. Sweet Christ, I looked right at it!

Enjoy your weekend, I’ll be spending mine de-fibrillating my penis and staring non-stop into this,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. William Shatner Red Face Hat
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    The invisible chin strap on his hat is way too tight

  2. Jennie Garth Cleavage Halter Top
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    9121OOOh I just got crabs.

  3. Don Johnson Moustache Ponytail
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    Shouldn’t this read “… at the launch of his new retail store in London”?

  4. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    Cock Dr
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    Roman gladiators did the exact same thing after their successful combat in the arena.
    There’s a lot of champion baby batter being splattered around London right now.

  5. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
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    “30 seconds for an ounce, right? That was the deal.”

  6. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Just about to sign on for his Bumpits-for-men endorsement deal.

  7. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
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    Someone is about to get E-metered. And by E-metered, I mean butt-raped.

  8. Mickey Rourke Balding Bad Plastic Surgery
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    There’s eight ways you can use the word ‘cocksucker’ in this picture.

  9. Sophia Bush Cleavage Tight Nude Color Dress
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    Such tiny little nostrils. This was obviously not taken outside Chateau Marmont.

  10. Anna Faris Pregnat Belly Tight Dress
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    Is the retail store inside her?

  11. Don Johnson Moustache Ponytail
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    I bet he’s dreaming up a sweet haiku.

  12. William Shatner Red Face Hat
    Swearin
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    Little known fact: Captain Kirk owned a cane sugar plantation

  13. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
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    “so, yeah – i usually hold them down by the shoulders, like this…”

  14. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    When she’s drunk, I hear she hits on Wells Fargo branches.

  15. Mickey Rourke Balding Bad Plastic Surgery
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    Skinny jeans set on castrate.

  16. Don Johnson Moustache Ponytail
    Swearin
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    He’s probably wondering why Mickey Rourke is wearing his old Miami Vice costume in the pic earlier in this gallery

  17. Jennie Garth Cleavage Halter Top
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    She’s doing that David Blaine levitation trick. Better than he does.

  18. Rihanna Wet White Dress Barbados Tourism Photoshoot
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    Not the first time she’s been frothy.

  19. Alan Cumming Mesh Tank Top
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    Still not as gay as Twilight.

  20. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Shorts
    SSHGuru
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    I …. smell….sausage…

  21. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Swearin
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    He used to make the same face before vetoing bills

  22. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
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    When she heard he was good at the breast stroke, she assumed he would also be good at the 100 meter butterfly lick. She was wrong.

  23. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Shorts
    Johnny P!
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    He actually looks like he’s proud of the way she looks.
    Awwwwww… old people….

  24. Maria Shriver Camel Toe Bra Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    Shhhhhh. She’s emerging from her cocoon.

  25. Chloe Simms Cleavage Lingerie
    SSHGuru
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    If she takes those implants and puts them in her ass cheeks… she’ll look like a Kardashian.

  26. Cameron Diaz Legs Short Shorts
    roseY
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    What? No comments????

  27. Keanu Reeves High
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    Looks like someone’s still on his excellent adventure. Ha! Ammiright?!? Yeah? ‘Excellent ‘Adventure’? Yeah! (cries into my Wyld Stallions t-shirt)

  28. Alan Cumming Mesh Tank Top
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    The red watch really butch’s up that outfit.

  29. Dania Ramirez Cleavage
    Swearin
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    Interesting, the MundoFOX icon looks like the part of her body I want to see more of

  30. William Shatner Red Face Hat
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    Whoa. Phasers are definitely on stun.

  31. Don Johnson Moustache Ponytail
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    “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

  32. Keanu Reeves High
    Swearin
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    There is no meth spoon…

  33. Kelsey Grammer
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    You know, a decent pair of grown up shoes only cost around $200.00

  34. William Shatner Red Face Hat
    Cock Dr
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    This man has been corpulent & shiny red for decades….yet still he lives. Amazing.

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “If I am not me, then who the hell am I?”

  36. Keanu Reeves High
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    “is this the audition for the Kung Fu remake?”

  37. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    I’ve seen more than enough of this one.

  38. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    hank hill
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    just anotha night at the jersey shwore.

  39. Ashlee Ricci Britney Hosken Kate Racz Butts Leather Pants Bending Over
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    Well, if finding a cure for Alagille Syndrome means something about curing bus-sized hineys then it looks hopeless for at least 2 of these women. And I’m not sure that’s bad.

  40. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
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    Lucky bitch… unfortunate dog

  41. Dania Ramirez Cleavage
    Jimbob
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    under the muscle implants have not dropped yet….

  42. Rihanna Wet White Dress Barbados Tourism Photoshoot
    lily
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    the most over rated woman in the biz

  43. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Shorts
    catapostrophe
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    Butterbody, both meanings.

  44. Cameron Diaz Legs Short Shorts
    catapostrophe
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    Sweet purse bag.

  45. Pink Butt Yoga Pants
    lily
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    i like pink…just not her body

  46. Maria Shriver Camel Toe Bra Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    Holy shit, she’s lucky he wasn’t caught fucking the garbage can!

  47. Jane Santos Cleavage
    Jimbob
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    under the muscle implants that have not dropped yet….

  48. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Cock Dr
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    Maria should be very happy that this orange monster gave her an ironclad excuse to exit the marriage.

  49. Anna Faris Pregnat Belly Tight Dress
    lily
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    awww didnt know she was preg! good for her. shes adorable and has a great personality!

  50. Alan Cumming Mesh Tank Top
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    When people ask him, “Are you Cumming?”, I bet he has a whole collection of funny or not so funny replies.

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