The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.10.12

August 10th, 2012 // 497 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, lead off by Mischa Barton demonstrating how to OD a drug-sniffing dog. We’ve also got three virtually unknown models fighting the good fight against Alagille Syndrome, which I admittedly have no clue what the hell even is, but I’m sure if they bend over a little more we’ll find the cure in there somewhere, Bradley Cooper knowing exactly who to ask about proper cuticle care, Cameron Diaz actually looking feminine and remotely attractive (ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!), and finally, the return of Maria’s Shriverclaw of Penile Destruction. Sweet Christ, I looked right at it!

Enjoy your weekend, I’ll be spending mine de-fibrillating my penis and staring non-stop into this,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
    Frunken
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    Who would’ve thought that in a picture of two people Travolta would look second gayest.

  2. Alan Cumming Mesh Tank Top
    DeucePickle
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    Doesn’t he remember how much cooler he was when he was Nightcrawler ?

  3. Ashlee Ricci Britney Hosken Kate Racz Butts Leather Pants Bending Over
    catapostrophe
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    Surprisingly, all three are devoted feminists.

  4. Kelsey Grammer
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    Okay, I should apologize to Don Johnson for making fun of his footwear a couple of pics back.

  5. Kelsey Grammer
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    At first, I thought he was at a launch party in London for his new retail store.

  6. Rihanna Wet White Dress Barbados Tourism Photoshoot
    JC
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    “Barbados: Come for the drinking, stay for the water zombies.”

  7. Ashlee Ricci Britney Hosken Kate Racz Butts Leather Pants Bending Over
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    Whoa! These girls certainly know how to charity. They have me ready to sign over everything I own to help their….. cause.

  8. Chloe Simms Cleavage Lingerie
    what the huh?
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    are tits ever suposed to be that high? ie never seen them where they go right o the neck

  9. Rihanna Wet White Dress Barbados Tourism Photoshoot
    JC
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    Barbados: Come for the drinking, stay for the water zombies.

  10. Mickey Rourke Balding Bad Plastic Surgery
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    “That’s NOT a male prostitute….um….I mean hello.”

  11. Alan Cumming Mesh Tank Top
    Alex
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    This picture can be re-used in 20 years as Ryan Gosling.

  12. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The poor dog is given a smell of her dinner plate and then he has to go and fetch

  13. Don Johnson Moustache Ponytail
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    “I don’t always have acting jobs, but when I do, I’m paid in nachos.”

  14. William Shatner Red Face Hat
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    The new enterprise has a couch for a captain’s chair do that’s good. It also has the double-wide transporter. This will work out.

  15. Ashlee Ricci Britney Hosken Kate Racz Butts Leather Pants Bending Over
    IAMSTRAIGHT
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    suprisingly all three will be devoted to riding my schlong

  16. Rihanna Wet White Dress Barbados Tourism Photoshoot
    Frunken
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    I still don’t understand what her purpose in Pirates of the Caribbean 3 was.

  17. Don Johnson Moustache Ponytail
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    “I don’t always fight cocaine dealing drug lords, but when I do, I do it in Miami”

  18. Mickey Rourke Balding Bad Plastic Surgery
    Netta
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    James Caan has really let himself go.

  19. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “Veeahr iss yah haas keeepah?”

  20. Rihanna Wet White Dress Barbados Tourism Photoshoot
    CK
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    Where’s your “cunt” necklace, bitch?

  21. Mickey Rourke Balding Bad Plastic Surgery
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    You know you’ve got some fucked plastic surgery, when your forehead starts behind your ears.

  22. Hofit Golan Butt See Through Skirt
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    I like this. Why trick the ass shopper. If more bars had this dress code there would be a little less regret in the world. Ok, maybe not, but I would go to more bars and they would make more money.

  23. Alan Cumming Mesh Tank Top
    CK
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    More like “Into the Closet”, amiright?
    (seriously though, I saw that play on broadway ’round 25 years ago, good stuff as I remember.)

  24. William Shatner Red Face Hat
    Frunken
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    Wilford Brimley minus mustache

  25. Pink Butt Yoga Pants
    rican
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    What a weird name for a guy

  26. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
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    The tragedy of all the tail Ryan will score at the Olympics, it that he’ll be too drunk to remember any of it.

  27. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Shorts
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    I don’t get it at all, but he has the proud look that my cat has when he brings me a dead bird.

  28. William Shatner Red Face Hat
    Netta
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    When did Wilford Brimley shave?!

  29. Pink Butt Yoga Pants
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    Now THAT’s what Cover Girl should use in their advertisements!

  30. Don Johnson Moustache Ponytail
    rican
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    Looking good Mr. Miyagi.

  31. Maria Shriver Camel Toe Bra Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    “Jerrod, you and Heath has better round up the horses from the upper pasture. There’s a big storm brewing — something fierce.”

  32. Dania Ramirez Cleavage
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    Why is it that Alan Cumming and Jean-Claude Van-Damme take the Sharon Stone see-thru approach to gaining attention and not this chick? Criminal!!

  33. Hofit Golan Butt See Through Skirt
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    Hofit? It sure does!!

  34. Pink Butt Yoga Pants
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    Misha Barton and now Pink? I guess any idiot can sell clothes to the English.

  35. Alan Cumming Mesh Tank Top
    rican
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    PINK, After a long night.

  36. Ashlee Ricci Britney Hosken Kate Racz Butts Leather Pants Bending Over
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    I swear that if I put a yellow pencil in between the cheeks of the middle ass it would stay there defying gravity or a crowbar !

  37. Kelsey Grammer
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    “I’d love to stay for lunch, but I gotta run.”

  38. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
    SSHGuru
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    Dog “LET… GO… OF… MY…. HEAD!”

  39. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
    rican
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    “WHOA, John, is that GLH on your head??”

  40. William Shatner Red Face Hat
    catapostrophe
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    Nothing short of amazing for 81.

  41. Jennie Garth Cleavage Halter Top
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    Put a cigarette in her mouth and a 5 iron in her hand and that’s John Daly in drag.

  42. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    SSHGuru
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    The hot girl doesn’t care if he’s passed out. In fact she prefers it because him talking ruins everything.

  43. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
    rican
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    Wrong Lipstick Mischa, the red rocket is further down.

  44. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
    Miss Pants
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    Enough with the awkward mind melding, Spock. I still don’t want a massage.

  45. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
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    Girlfriend, you need to butch it up, bitch!

  46. Mickey Rourke Balding Bad Plastic Surgery
    Animal
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    Wonder if his phaser is set on stun?

  47. Alan Cumming Mesh Tank Top
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    Pretty sure I had that same watch. In 1984.

  48. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    catapostrophe
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    Egad.

  49. William Shatner Red Face Hat
    Beaver Underground
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    I don’t think his head can take any more ego. It’s about to pop as is.

  50. Pink Butt Yoga Pants
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    You can get HGH in retail stores now?

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