Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, lead off by Mischa Barton demonstrating how to OD a drug-sniffing dog. We’ve also got three virtually unknown models fighting the good fight against Alagille Syndrome, which I admittedly have no clue what the hell even is, but I’m sure if they bend over a little more we’ll find the cure in there somewhere, Bradley Cooper knowing exactly who to ask about proper cuticle care, Cameron Diaz actually looking feminine and remotely attractive (ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!), and finally, the return of Maria’s Shriverclaw of Penile Destruction. Sweet Christ, I looked right at it!
Enjoy your weekend, I’ll be spending mine de-fibrillating my penis and staring non-stop into this,
- Photo Boy
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Who would’ve thought that in a picture of two people Travolta would look second gayest.
Doesn’t he remember how much cooler he was when he was Nightcrawler ?
Surprisingly, all three are devoted feminists.
Okay, I should apologize to Don Johnson for making fun of his footwear a couple of pics back.
At first, I thought he was at a launch party in London for his new retail store.
“Barbados: Come for the drinking, stay for the water zombies.”
Whoa! These girls certainly know how to charity. They have me ready to sign over everything I own to help their….. cause.
are tits ever suposed to be that high? ie never seen them where they go right o the neck
They’re Peter Pan tits. They fly, OK?
Barbados: Come for the drinking, stay for the water zombies.
Barbados: Yes, we have Penicillin!
Barbados: Look, but don’t touch.
“That’s NOT a male prostitute….um….I mean hello.”
This picture can be re-used in 20 years as Ryan Gosling.
The poor dog is given a smell of her dinner plate and then he has to go and fetch
“I don’t always have acting jobs, but when I do, I’m paid in nachos.”
The new enterprise has a couch for a captain’s chair do that’s good. It also has the double-wide transporter. This will work out.
suprisingly all three will be devoted to riding my schlong
I still don’t understand what her purpose in Pirates of the Caribbean 3 was.
“I don’t always fight cocaine dealing drug lords, but when I do, I do it in Miami”
James Caan has really let himself go.
IMO this is actually the most human Mickey has looked in a long time.
He should opt for happiness.
“Veeahr iss yah haas keeepah?”
Where’s your “cunt” necklace, bitch?
You know you’ve got some fucked plastic surgery, when your forehead starts behind your ears.
I like this. Why trick the ass shopper. If more bars had this dress code there would be a little less regret in the world. Ok, maybe not, but I would go to more bars and they would make more money.
More like “Into the Closet”, amiright?
(seriously though, I saw that play on broadway ’round 25 years ago, good stuff as I remember.)
Wilford Brimley minus mustache
What a weird name for a guy
The tragedy of all the tail Ryan will score at the Olympics, it that he’ll be too drunk to remember any of it.
I don’t get it at all, but he has the proud look that my cat has when he brings me a dead bird.
When did Wilford Brimley shave?!
Now THAT’s what Cover Girl should use in their advertisements!
Looking good Mr. Miyagi.
“Jerrod, you and Heath has better round up the horses from the upper pasture. There’s a big storm brewing — something fierce.”
heheheh
Why is it that Alan Cumming and Jean-Claude Van-Damme take the Sharon Stone see-thru approach to gaining attention and not this chick? Criminal!!
Hofit? It sure does!!
Misha Barton and now Pink? I guess any idiot can sell clothes to the English.
PINK, After a long night.
I swear that if I put a yellow pencil in between the cheeks of the middle ass it would stay there defying gravity or a crowbar !
“I’d love to stay for lunch, but I gotta run.”
Dog “LET… GO… OF… MY…. HEAD!”
“WHOA, John, is that GLH on your head??”
Nothing short of amazing for 81.
Put a cigarette in her mouth and a 5 iron in her hand and that’s John Daly in drag.
The hot girl doesn’t care if he’s passed out. In fact she prefers it because him talking ruins everything.
Wrong Lipstick Mischa, the red rocket is further down.
Enough with the awkward mind melding, Spock. I still don’t want a massage.
Girlfriend, you need to butch it up, bitch!
Wonder if his phaser is set on stun?
Pretty sure I had that same watch. In 1984.
Egad.
I don’t think his head can take any more ego. It’s about to pop as is.
You can get HGH in retail stores now?