The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.1.14

August 1st, 2014 // 354 Comments

On account of Fish and I bailing to go see a matinee of Guardians of the Galaxy like two strong, straight, sports-loving American men are wont to do, here’s your insanely early and hastily tossed together The Crap We Missed, because if I know one thing, it’s that I need to get the large pretzel bites, because I’ll ask him if he’s going to have any, he’ll say no, but then when I get the small, next thing I know half of them are gone and I’ll say “Why didn’t you just get your own?” and he’ll be all “You can just say I’m fat, I know that’s what you’re thinking.” and he’ll post a “feeling depressed” status with no message explaining it to his FB page and just sulk for the entire movie you guys get totally pissed if you have to wait a whole weekend to find out Seal‘s new lady is into assplay.

Catch you on Monday, real jobbers,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kenny Rogers Pointing To Picture Of Michael Jackson And Bubbles Dan Rather The Country Music Hall Of Fame And Museum
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    “Part of what’s left of Kenny Rogers” might have been more accurate.

  2. Chelsea Handler No Make Up Cellulite Yoga Pants
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    “Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea”

  3. Joe Simpson Vaping LAX
    jenny
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    It’s filled with his BF’s cum instead of e-liquid.

  4. Chrissy Teigen Stomach Shirt Lifting Up Throwing Baseball
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    She was still very proud of her bronze medal.

  5. Bryan Singer Smiling LAX
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    Pedoglasses

  6. Vas J Morgan See Through Shirt Lindsay Lohan Saggy Cleavage
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    Too bad she didn’t run into Dexter Morgan.

  7. Vas J Morgan See Through Shirt Lindsay Lohan Saggy Cleavage
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    Also, why did they trade outfits? The CDC and DoC will not be amused.

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    Arzach
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    -” Ok baby, I will do a stupid dance while you get in the car to distract the papparazis”-

  9. Jack Osbourne Man Boobs Tank Top Fedora
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    Jack Osbourne: Insulin Junkie

  10. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Bikini Yoga Pose Pool Instagram
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    She’s practicing giving tiny, tiny handjobs.

  11. Alec Baldwin Chiltern Firehouse
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    And so is he, I guess.

  12. Vas J Morgan See Through Shirt Lindsay Lohan Saggy Cleavage
    jenny
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    He’s required to wear that shirt to be in compliance with Truth In Lableling laws.

  13. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Photos like this usually have “circa” in the description.

  14. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Bikini Yoga Pose Pool Instagram
    Jay
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    For some reason I suddenly have a craving for ribs…

  15. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight White Jeans Heels LAX
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    The pee will show up real good on those white jeans.

  16. Alec Baldwin Chiltern Firehouse
    poopshitburger
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    that guy is actually out Alec Baldwining Alec Baldwin!

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    jenny
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    How did someone become so famous by leaking their own anal sex tape where they suck their own shit-bits off a random’s dick before getting pee’d on?

  18. Chris Brown Checking Out Waitress On Yacht
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    Seconds later he pushed the waitress over the railing from behind. Why would he confront her to her face? That’s the cowardly thing to do.

  19. Kendra Wilkinson Hugging Jessica Hall Butt Cheek Romper
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    There, there. It’s always tough when the guy that married you after you spent years triple-teaming an octogenarian turns out to be into weird stuff.

  20. Joe Simpson Vaping LAX
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    False alarm, it’s just the latest Sonicare.

  21. Hank Baskett About To Caress John Lucianos Face
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    I have no idea who either of these people are. :/

    • JimBB

      I’m assuming that the one on the right is Vin Diesel’s stunt double and the one on the left is his comically mismatched gay lover.

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    No way they’re an item. Have you seen her ass? She falls through toilet seats.

  23. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Um, are there two Kelly Brooks?

  24. Vas J Morgan See Through Shirt Lindsay Lohan Saggy Cleavage
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    He looks positively thrilled.

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    Still better than Kanye.

  26. Bryan Singer Smiling LAX
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    That guy’s happier than Bryan Singer walking out of an airport bathroom…oh wait.

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    Painkiller addiction coming up. She looks zoned out.

  28. Jack Osbourne Man Boobs Tank Top Fedora
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    dude has multiple sclerosis… I say let him be.

  29. Dolph Lundgren Foot Up On Railing At Outdoor Restaurant
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    Now here is someone flexible worth seeing.

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    Believe it or not, at a certain point, maintaining that you’re still in your 20′s is a BAD idea.

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    “Destination Maternity”, the label every man wants to see on your drawers.

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    Ass to ass…ASS TO ASS!

  38. Seal Bending Over For New Girlfriend Yacht Sardinia
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    “Wow – that really is one tight seal!”

  39. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    I’m sorry guys, but this made me laugh.

    *ducks*

  40. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Maternity Line Bras
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    Speaking of Photoshop …

  41. Jena Malone Lingerie For Love And Lemons Annual SKIVVIES Pparty
    Marketing Mike
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    She’s kind of cute, except that she has hoofs for feet.
    Please, closed toe shoes next time have some mercy.

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    We should be nice, she can’t help it that she has a 40″-46″ chest,
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  43. Vas J Morgan See Through Shirt Lindsay Lohan Saggy Cleavage
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    He clearly lost a bet.

  44. Jack Osbourne Man Boobs Tank Top Fedora
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    Fuck Jack, where’s his hot ass wife?

  45. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Bikini Yoga Pose Pool Instagram
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    This yoga pose is called “Paparazzi Bait.”

  46. Dolph Lundgren Foot Up On Railing At Outdoor Restaurant
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    “You know how big Stallone’s feet are right? Right? Fucking tiny! That guy is like a seven and a half – that’s like a European size zero for a guy.”
    “Now look at how big my feet are – look! – and tell me – what the fuck did Bridget ever see in him!?!”

  47. Dolph Lundgren Foot Up On Railing At Outdoor Restaurant
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    The ingenious “Lift to free a fart while also letting your date check out your junk” maneuver.

  48. Bryan Singer Smiling LAX
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    After “partying” with a 10 year old on the way to the airport,
    Bryan smiled that “special” smile to the Paps…

  49. Jena Malone Lingerie For Love And Lemons Annual SKIVVIES Pparty
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    … Is it just me or did she used to have tits?
    Seriously, what happen to Jena Malone’s boobies?

  50. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    When did she post this; in the late 80′s or early 90′s?

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