If I died right now, what are the odds I’d come back as Kelly Brook‘s baby? Say a lot.
The Crap We Missed – Brought to you by Friday. Fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun… I just had a stroke: Will Smith has a mustache in Men in Black III. That means it’s fancy. Heidi Montag wearing a necklace that’s in no way rife for humor. Mario Lopez looks absolutely thrilled to be seen with his baby daughter, and speaking of, Billy Zane apparently made a secret one with this to get back at this. That’ll teach her.
So baby gimme dat “Toot toot,” and lemme gi’ ya that “Beep beep,”
- The Superficial
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that baby needs a tan…and an ab workout.
“Dahlink, hand me ze baby, I think eet’s time for zee feedeeng…”
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/
Time to skee some moguls.
Did he get married? This is normally what you see after a wedding. And on a woman.
Is she shopping for a new remote control? Or is she trying to change the channel?
She got a TV job?
There must have been a blow job involved. Spenser must have done well.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking Fat Ass!
LOL. Whatever!
“please…someone tell me they see a giant squirrel in a vest too…I ain’t never smokin no wet blunt again, that’s fo shizzle!”
Apparently Snoop smokes so much weed now looking at him makes you hallucinate.
MOOBS
In Men In Black 3 they once again bring back his old partner. No, Not Tommy Lee Jones…DJ Jazzy Jeff.
Somehow this makes sense.
Wonder which one is the bottom.
Has anyone seen Courtney Cox’s head?
He’s doing everything he can…and stop calling him Shirley.
Jackie Chan is still alive!
She’s such a “Miranda”.
fitting, because it feels like this photo is violating my civil rights.
looks like Gary Shirley and K-Fed had a baby…a fat one.
Further proof that the “it” thing in hollywood is to have a baby.
Is his body getting smaller, or is his forehead getting bigger?
I would enjoy spending some quality time with her. Who is she.
that’s my wife and the mother of our unborn child.
Look at that outfit. You know ripped low rise jeans and uggs are the Angel Flight suit of the 2000′s.
well…SOMEONE’s newborn.
It’s probably disappointing to park your station wagon next to someone’s Mercedes and be poignantly reminded that you’re Billy Zane.
Come on Mandy, keep that pretty face together baby…
It must be invigorating to park your station wagon next to a Mercedes and be poignantly reminded that you may be Billy Zane, but BOOBIES BITCHES!!!!
Nah, this dude pimps at the local massage parlor. Real fresh girls, right off the boat.
I would love to motorboat those just once… an hour.
That clenched jaw and upturned lips just scream “BITCH THAT WILL SUCK THE LIFE FROM YOU AND ENJOY IT”.
I think they’re both shitting themselves.
very nice comment
“So look at this bullshit”, said Mario’s eyes.
yer not Barack, asshole.
Damn, she makes a pair of shorts feel tight! I mean mine, not hers.
The moment I looked at that picture I immediately thought of that scream painting.
Me too!!
Mmmm, Cougar-riffic.
i would rather a dingo ate my face than cougar up with this thing.
MFS – proof positive you needed that disclaimer on the pre-approved penis rides
30 odd foot of funnel cake.
+1
Wax on, wax off.
I’d like to put my seal of approval on those. and by seal I mean face. and by approval I mean BBBBRRRRRRRRBBBBB
WIN! and yes please!
That mustache is so you can tell it’s not a penis.
New in stores; Pearl necklace HoBag Barbie, brain free.
Yo, we call this Squirrel-Weed. You gonna’ find out why.
LMAO
truman capote faked his own death
Picture taken seconds before TSA officer dog-pile-attack.
A Beautiful Never Mind
Glad ‘e ate ‘er.
Hey, I just rode into town and boy, is my bike tired.
ha!
I’m not even going to try, you win.
One question tho, who is this ?
Meet The Feebles
did someone just put a finger up her ass?
I had AIDS, but now I don’t.
you’ll get it again soon…don’t worry
Pumpkinhead Miley, Brit Brit & LiLo should take lessons from this chick on how to look when you’re out & about helping the struggling LA retail economy.
How awesome would it have been to have been the guy that sold him those glasses for $300?
So that’s what that shirt looks like when her implants aren’t leaking like last time.