The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.8.11

April 8th, 2011 // 437 Comments

If I died right now, what are the odds I’d come back as Kelly Brook‘s baby? Say a lot.

The Crap We Missed – Brought to you by Friday. Fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun… I just had a stroke: Will Smith has a mustache in Men in Black III. That means it’s fancy. Heidi Montag wearing a necklace that’s in no way rife for humor. Mario Lopez looks absolutely thrilled to be seen with his baby daughter, and speaking of, Billy Zane apparently made a secret one with this to get back at this. That’ll teach her.

So baby gimme dat “Toot toot,” and lemme gi’ ya that “Beep beep,”

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Mario Lopez
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    that baby needs a tan…and an ab workout.

  2. Billy Zane Newborn
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    “Dahlink, hand me ze baby, I think eet’s time for zee feedeeng…”

  3. Kelly Brook
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    Time to skee some moguls.

  4. Russell Crowe
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    Did he get married? This is normally what you see after a wedding. And on a woman.

  5. Alessandra Ambrosio
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    Is she shopping for a new remote control? Or is she trying to change the channel?

  6. Heidi Montag
    Cock Dr
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    She got a TV job?
    There must have been a blow job involved. Spenser must have done well.

  7. Alessandra Ambrosio
    sparkymcgee
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    Fucking Fat Ass!

  8. Snoop Dogg
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    “please…someone tell me they see a giant squirrel in a vest too…I ain’t never smokin no wet blunt again, that’s fo shizzle!”

  9. Snoop Dogg
    Snoochie Bootches
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    Apparently Snoop smokes so much weed now looking at him makes you hallucinate.

  10. Russell Crowe
    Cock Dr
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    MOOBS

  11. Will Smith
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    In Men In Black 3 they once again bring back his old partner. No, Not Tommy Lee Jones…DJ Jazzy Jeff.

  12. Snoop Dogg
    Cock Dr
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    Somehow this makes sense.
    Wonder which one is the bottom.

  13. David Arquette
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    Has anyone seen Courtney Cox’s head?

  14. Gary Shirley
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    He’s doing everything he can…and stop calling him Shirley.

  15. Yoko Ono
    scriptingfate
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    Jackie Chan is still alive!

  16. Kim Catrall
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    She’s such a “Miranda”.

  17. Preston Lacy
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    looks like Gary Shirley and K-Fed had a baby…a fat one.

  18. Russell Crowe
    scriptingfate
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    Further proof that the “it” thing in hollywood is to have a baby.

  19. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Is his body getting smaller, or is his forehead getting bigger?

  20. Ghengas Jackson

    I would enjoy spending some quality time with her. Who is she.

  21. Heidi Montag
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    Look at that outfit. You know ripped low rise jeans and uggs are the Angel Flight suit of the 2000′s.

  22. Billy Zane Newborn
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    well…SOMEONE’s newborn.

    It’s probably disappointing to park your station wagon next to someone’s Mercedes and be poignantly reminded that you’re Billy Zane.

  23. Mandy Moore
    Rough--do you know who I am?
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    Come on Mandy, keep that pretty face together baby…

  24. Billy Zane Newborn
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    It must be invigorating to park your station wagon next to a Mercedes and be poignantly reminded that you may be Billy Zane, but BOOBIES BITCHES!!!!

  25. Yoko Ono
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    Nah, this dude pimps at the local massage parlor. Real fresh girls, right off the boat.

  26. Kelly Brook
    Nooken
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    I would love to motorboat those just once… an hour.

  27. Billy Zane Newborn
    Deacon Jones
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    That clenched jaw and upturned lips just scream “BITCH THAT WILL SUCK THE LIFE FROM YOU AND ENJOY IT”.

  28. Mario Lopez
    kimmykimkim
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    I think they’re both shitting themselves.

  29. Mario Lopez
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    “So look at this bullshit”, said Mario’s eyes.

  30. Will Smith
    fake fonk
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    yer not Barack, asshole.

  31. Alessandra Ambrosio
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    Damn, she makes a pair of shorts feel tight! I mean mine, not hers.

  32. Kim Catrall
    David
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    The moment I looked at that picture I immediately thought of that scream painting.

  33. Kim Catrall
    It had to be said
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    Mmmm, Cougar-riffic.

  34. Russell Crowe
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    30 odd foot of funnel cake.

  35. Yoko Ono
    It had to be said
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    Wax on, wax off.

  36. Kelly Brook
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    I’d like to put my seal of approval on those. and by seal I mean face. and by approval I mean BBBBRRRRRRRRBBBBB

  37. Will Smith
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    That mustache is so you can tell it’s not a penis.

  38. Heidi Montag
    Elle
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    New in stores; Pearl necklace HoBag Barbie, brain free.

  39. Snoop Dogg
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    Yo, we call this Squirrel-Weed. You gonna’ find out why.

  40. Yoko Ono
    fake fonk
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    truman capote faked his own death

  41. David Arquette
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    Picture taken seconds before TSA officer dog-pile-attack.

  42. Russell Crowe
    fake fonk
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    A Beautiful Never Mind

  43. Preston Lacy
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    Hey, I just rode into town and boy, is my bike tired.

  44. Snoop Dogg
    fake fonk
    Commented on this photo:

    Meet The Feebles

  45. Mandy Moore
    slim
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    did someone just put a finger up her ass?

  46. Kelly Brook
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    I had AIDS, but now I don’t.

  47. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Cock Dr
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    Pumpkinhead Miley, Brit Brit & LiLo should take lessons from this chick on how to look when you’re out & about helping the struggling LA retail economy.

  48. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    How awesome would it have been to have been the guy that sold him those glasses for $300?

  49. Heidi Montag
    That Guy
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    So that’s what that shirt looks like when her implants aren’t leaking like last time.

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