If I died right now, what are the odds I’d come back as Kelly Brook‘s baby? Say a lot.
The Crap We Missed – Brought to you by Friday. Fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun… I just had a stroke: Will Smith has a mustache in Men in Black III. That means it’s fancy. Heidi Montag wearing a necklace that’s in no way rife for humor. Mario Lopez looks absolutely thrilled to be seen with his baby daughter, and speaking of, Billy Zane apparently made a secret one with this to get back at this. That’ll teach her.
So baby gimme dat “Toot toot,” and lemme gi’ ya that “Beep beep,”
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Kevin Federline needs to hit the gym.
Seem really thrilled there Mario. Dipshit
why is there a pic of Lindsay Lohan on here?
That looks like a retarded baby to me.
how do you know what a mentally challenged baby looks like – your childhood?
Phil Margera dropped a lot of weight!
And they would say MC Hammer was a sell out.
Hehehe, eating’s not cheating.
John Goodman has big tits.
I also thought it was John Goodman. My God . . .
Did he write those westerns?
Holy shit.
“Hey Billy, give me a way out of this hole. Aerial says we are cut off. “
Who the hell keeps making stupid shows with these no talent fucktards??
Worse – who watches Jersey, any Kardashian show, Kendra and all this bullshit?
Truly incredible that some people tune to ANY of these worthless “shows.”
so we finally see Amanda Seyfried without make-up
If that wind picks up a little more she’ll be sitting on the house where the Japanese found that dog.
It finally came to me… Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.
This guy is like a walking douchebag checklist, head to toe. Stupid hair? The Situation’s sunglasses? Colin Farrel’s beard, ungroomed? Two collars, one popped? Red pants? Ugly shoes? All check.
Many church thrift stores died…to bring you these clothes.
Douche.
The guy has made a career out of being unintelligent, smarmy and metrosexual.
Baby On Board.
More likely beer key on board.
I meant keg… D’oh!
HBO is bringing back Tales From the Crypt? AWESOME!
Pirates of the Caribbean V casting call?
Ok, her face looks pretty good here. But most of the time I don’t think she’s all that. Just too damn scrawny.
Runnin’ her hands through my fro, bouncin’ on 24′s….
This shot right before they shoot a cannonball at his belly and give him an Alligator Enema.
You assholes are just jealous. I’m handsome, my girlfriend is gorgeous and our baby is our ticket to fame and fortune, so fuck alla ya.
Damn this shot is like Jennifer Love Hewitt of Christmas Past. Before all the bacon.
Snoop introduces the world to his lyricist.
so in MIB3, Will Smith will be smug and self impressed?
So will his kids.
Doesn’t seem like much of an acting stretch for him and certainly not for his kids!
McFeely you just took the words right out of my mouth….and ass lol
+1
That face – it’s saying:
“Aw man, this thing is going to be fucking terrible”
I like it! A real face that hasn’t been botoxed and pulled to insane lengths.
She’s admitted that she uses “a little botox”, so bitch needs to get a refund STAT!.
Please tell me he jumped.
Colin, even if he did….he’d just bounce back up to the balcony as fat s he is.
Saruman successfully smuggles the Eye of Sauron past the TSA.
Wow, that is an uncanny resemblance.
Dom DeLuise rides into town, hell bent on vengeance against the man who stole his beret.
that’s terrible photoshop…when they double-wided him they didn’t even get the t-shirt logo centered. Either that or he’s the fattest thing since K-fed
Oh shit, that guy from The 70s Show is here?
“No work today! Guess I’ll just head back for round 417 of my endless free supply of Bloomin’ Onions!! Gladiator quotes! All I have to give them is Gladiator quotes!”
“What!?, I gotta get to the Shauna Sand look-a-like contest?”
Please don’t hate me ’cause I’m beautiful…
the face of promiscuity has never been less appealing.
Man, I’m glad I didn’t have to go through high school with a name like Preston Lacy.
yeah…THAT’s what’s keeping him on the fringe of society
Isn’t there a famous pic of Preston and his twin on motorcycles? Oh, here it is…
http://www.thesneeze.com/art/guinness/twins.jpg
That’s why he put on so much weight, to absorb the blows.
Of course, if he’d been called Lacy Preston it would have been worse I guess.
“You didn’t just steal a baby, you didn’t just steal a baby, you didn’t just steal a baby.”
Heidi Montag has a new TV show? how did I not hear this, does the internet have a crapcensor filter now?
She looks like a potato that’s starting to rot.
That paparazo should be on her xmas card list.
For a second it really looked like he peed himself.
The years have been rough on Short Round since Indiana ditched him in India.
heheh, nice one.
Fightin’ round the world!
It took 2 gallons of Visine to get the red out.
To get all of him in frame, this picture was taken from 30 feet away.
LMAO so simple yet so wonderful.