The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.8.11

April 8th, 2011 // 437 Comments

If I died right now, what are the odds I’d come back as Kelly Brook‘s baby? Say a lot.

The Crap We Missed – Brought to you by Friday. Fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun… I just had a stroke: Will Smith has a mustache in Men in Black III. That means it’s fancy. Heidi Montag wearing a necklace that’s in no way rife for humor. Mario Lopez looks absolutely thrilled to be seen with his baby daughter, and speaking of, Billy Zane apparently made a secret one with this to get back at this. That’ll teach her.

So baby gimme dat “Toot toot,” and lemme gi’ ya that “Beep beep,”

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Gary Shirley
    KC
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    Kevin Federline needs to hit the gym.

  2. Mario Lopez
    devilsrain
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    Seem really thrilled there Mario. Dipshit

  3. Kim Catrall
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    why is there a pic of Lindsay Lohan on here?

  4. Mario Lopez
    Chupacabra
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    That looks like a retarded baby to me.

  5. Russell Crowe
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    Phil Margera dropped a lot of weight!

  6. Snoop Dogg
    devilsrain
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    And they would say MC Hammer was a sell out.

  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    cc
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    Hehehe, eating’s not cheating.

  8. Russell Crowe
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    John Goodman has big tits.

  9. Billy Zane Newborn
    cc
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    Did he write those westerns?

  10. Billy Zane Newborn
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit.

  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Deacon Jones
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    “Hey Billy, give me a way out of this hole. Aerial says we are cut off. “

  12. Heidi Montag
    Turd Ferguson
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    Who the hell keeps making stupid shows with these no talent fucktards??
    Worse – who watches Jersey, any Kardashian show, Kendra and all this bullshit?

    Truly incredible that some people tune to ANY of these worthless “shows.”

  13. Snoop Dogg
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    so we finally see Amanda Seyfried without make-up

  14. Alessandra Ambrosio
    cc
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    If that wind picks up a little more she’ll be sitting on the house where the Japanese found that dog.

  15. Gary Shirley
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    It finally came to me… Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.

  16. David Arquette
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    This guy is like a walking douchebag checklist, head to toe. Stupid hair? The Situation’s sunglasses? Colin Farrel’s beard, ungroomed? Two collars, one popped? Red pants? Ugly shoes? All check.

  17. David Arquette
    Willie Dixon
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    Many church thrift stores died…to bring you these clothes.

  18. Mario Lopez
    Turd Ferguson
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    Douche.
    The guy has made a career out of being unintelligent, smarmy and metrosexual.

  19. Russell Crowe
    Turd Ferguson
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    Baby On Board.

  20. Kim Catrall
    Louwww
    Commented on this photo:

    HBO is bringing back Tales From the Crypt? AWESOME!

  21. David Arquette
    Turd Ferguson
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    Pirates of the Caribbean V casting call?

  22. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Willie Dixon
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    Ok, her face looks pretty good here. But most of the time I don’t think she’s all that. Just too damn scrawny.

  23. Kelly Brook
    Mandi
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    Runnin’ her hands through my fro, bouncin’ on 24′s….

  24. Preston Lacy
    Turd Ferguson
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    This shot right before they shoot a cannonball at his belly and give him an Alligator Enema.

  25. Gary Shirley
    Gary Shirley
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    You assholes are just jealous. I’m handsome, my girlfriend is gorgeous and our baby is our ticket to fame and fortune, so fuck alla ya.

  26. Alessandra Ambrosio
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    Damn this shot is like Jennifer Love Hewitt of Christmas Past. Before all the bacon.

  27. Snoop Dogg
    Commented on this photo:

    Snoop introduces the world to his lyricist.

  28. Will Smith
    Commented on this photo:

    so in MIB3, Will Smith will be smug and self impressed?

  29. Will Smith
    Savalas
    Commented on this photo:

    That face – it’s saying:

    “Aw man, this thing is going to be fucking terrible”

  30. Kim Catrall
    tkb
    Commented on this photo:

    I like it! A real face that hasn’t been botoxed and pulled to insane lengths.

  31. Gary Shirley
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Please tell me he jumped.

  32. David Arquette
    Commented on this photo:

    Saruman successfully smuggles the Eye of Sauron past the TSA.

  33. Snoop Dogg
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, that is an uncanny resemblance.

  34. Preston Lacy
    Commented on this photo:

    Dom DeLuise rides into town, hell bent on vengeance against the man who stole his beret.

  35. Gary Shirley
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s terrible photoshop…when they double-wided him they didn’t even get the t-shirt logo centered. Either that or he’s the fattest thing since K-fed

  36. Mandy Moore
    cc
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    Oh shit, that guy from The 70s Show is here?

  37. Russell Crowe
    Garrett
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    “No work today! Guess I’ll just head back for round 417 of my endless free supply of Bloomin’ Onions!! Gladiator quotes! All I have to give them is Gladiator quotes!”

  38. Heidi Montag
    Jason
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    “What!?, I gotta get to the Shauna Sand look-a-like contest?”

  39. Preston Lacy
    Preston Lacy
    Commented on this photo:

    Please don’t hate me ’cause I’m beautiful…

  40. Kim Catrall
    Commented on this photo:

    the face of promiscuity has never been less appealing.

  41. Preston Lacy
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, I’m glad I didn’t have to go through high school with a name like Preston Lacy.

  42. David Arquette
    Garrett
    Commented on this photo:

    “You didn’t just steal a baby, you didn’t just steal a baby, you didn’t just steal a baby.”

  43. Heidi Montag
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    Heidi Montag has a new TV show? how did I not hear this, does the internet have a crapcensor filter now?

  44. Yoko Ono
    sparkymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a potato that’s starting to rot.

  45. Kelly Brook
    Rough--do you know who I am?
    Commented on this photo:

    That paparazo should be on her xmas card list.

  46. Preston Lacy
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    For a second it really looked like he peed himself.

  47. Yoko Ono
    Commented on this photo:

    The years have been rough on Short Round since Indiana ditched him in India.

  48. Russell Crowe
    sparkymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    Fightin’ round the world!

  49. Snoop Dogg
    poodle
    Commented on this photo:

    It took 2 gallons of Visine to get the red out.

  50. Gary Shirley
    SuperT
    Commented on this photo:

    To get all of him in frame, this picture was taken from 30 feet away.

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