Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Snooki learns that shoving a baby bird into her purse and feeding it pickles only worked when her mom did it to her, Kate Middleton knows we saw her underwear, Robert Downey Jr. continues to be the only man alive who can pull off a man-purse and Octomom‘s trying to shove her kids into traffic now because drowning takes way too long when you have 14 kids.
God bless Michelle Hunziker,
- The Superficial
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Whoa!
I guess the word “bacon” just wouldn’t fit on the bottle.
krep. Beat me to that one. Well played, McSmackup.
No Comments Yet—because everyone else’s first instinct on seeing this photo was to unzip their pants. (And now, if you’ll excuse me…)
I hope you’re done, cuz I don’t want to have my dick out at the same time as you.
Hey, I can’t finish myself off in a mere nine minutes! (Ladies…?)
no other comments needed
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Ruby Rhod got butch.
Canadian Government Reception / Sheep Dip
those are real
Dayyyyyyym, yo career got knocked the fuck out!
+1
“Dammit, why aren’t the construction workers whistling???”
Mmmmm…??? Trying to be respectful maybe?
That, right there, is a mighty fine turd cutter.
I hear it’s very cold in Brentwood in July…
Now that the Fourth of July is over hot dogs can relax.
The Snookerficial!
George! GEORGE!! Show us your “kneeling in the mens room stall” face!
please make this a comment of the week…
Does anyone remember when she was on Oprah because she had gastric bypass done and lost a ton of weight? Yeah, me neither.
mmmmm
The right nipple was left on.
Which way to the ham sammiches
I feel like I planted this perfect seed.
Ohhh man, I just sat through my movies and I can’t get the metaphorical stench out my head.
soo…did she just get shagged by a valet, or what?
:-)
Two men sunbathing together on a beach or something like that is sort of like a woman playing softball. The main implication is that they are gay. As soon as I saw this picture I knew the implication, Hes Gay, Hes Gay. I saw the allegation, Hes Gay, Hes Gay.
You should change your screen name to “Jim Naseum,” then at least something about your comment would be amusing.
Or just spell ‘nauseum’ correctly, illiterates.
By emphasizing that he had rhymed it with gymnasium I was pointing out that he had misspelled ad nauseum. Sorry, I realize it was too subtle for you to grasp, fuckwad.
Guys, GUYS! guys shhhhh shhh shhshh ….. Now kiss and make up. BahbahBAH!….That’s what TONY would want.
Aww! What a cute binky! It looks like the emasculated dick of the Situation!
This seems to be a natural thing for her….to have a phallic anything in her mouth.
Fenway Park in California? Or does America have two green monsters?
Dude bro, fuckin’ du’huuude… fuck man, yeah bro all the way dude broski-bro.
hahaha
Grandpa?
…quoth the raven, ‘take it off bitch..skwaaak!”
Can’t see her face. I suspect an ass double.
I think that’s the first time I have seen him without the bandanna. He actually has pretty nice hair under there.
Having sex with her is like going through a good haunted house.
You walk away screaming, crying and laughing wondering if you should brave a second time.
he needs to turn around if he wants to see jaywalking bitch get hit by a Mini.
I pictured it more like :
Joey : I used to be somebody! Please love me!!
girl : …I’m outta here
Bet cash money there is a dingy, collar stretched black t-shirt under that costume.
ok, so now where is the hit?
I would tap that just to watch her break
Don’t let them out of your sight, they said. City’s full of childsnatchers. Bullshit!
I thought Carrie Fisher was losing weight?
It looks like Robert Pattinson has been hanging around with the Jackass crew.
Thats not what he meant when he asked her to suck his pickle
It’s the Cheshire ass
i’m smilin like the cheshire cat lookin at it! :)))
ugh and she was right fucking here in dc..
God, I’d try anal if this girl asked. Scratch that, I’d demand it even if she protested.
would you bite the pillow, or just try to take it like a man?
BAAAAHAHAHAHAH!
Now a promotional shot for “Bald Gay Bears” meet at the beach.
Isn’t a bear by definition hairy? You can’t be a “bald bear.” And isn’t a bear by definition gay? So a “gay bear” is redundant.
Great joke, Farva.
Ah, semantics….
I’d like to nut punch the guy who inked that tattoo on her arm…he’d probably like to paint a mustache on Venus De Milo too.
and probably hates America
What tattoo? All I see is the most glorious ass ever!
Muffled pickle HERP-a-DERP!
You know? I don’t think so.
“I am disappointed that I was only able to get this much in my ass”
“Got dayum… somebody dookie’d in they pants.”
JR?
“No, this not a pet. You try finding tampons in my size.’
HAHH!
Note to women: This is what your ass is supposed to look like. What are you doing wrong?
Yeah, the “bag of wet laundry” look just isn’t doing it for me.
Genetics
Um, I sit on mine & occasionally feed it doughnuts.
WHY IS THE BEAST ALLOWED TO ROAM THE PLANET FREELY?