The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.8.11

July 8th, 2011 // 872 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Snooki learns that shoving a baby bird into her purse and feeding it pickles only worked when her mom did it to her, Kate Middleton knows we saw her underwear, Robert Downey Jr. continues to be the only man alive who can pull off a man-purse and Octomom‘s trying to shove her kids into traffic now because drowning takes way too long when you have 14 kids.

God bless Michelle Hunziker,

- The Superficial

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  1. Joey Lawrence
    Ksurfiws
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    Whoa!

  2. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
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    I guess the word “bacon” just wouldn’t fit on the bottle.

  3. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    TomFrank
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    No Comments Yet—because everyone else’s first instinct on seeing this photo was to unzip their pants. (And now, if you’ll excuse me…)

  4. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Ksurfiws
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    0_o

  5. Chris Tucker
    GuyLeDouche
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    Ruby Rhod got butch.

  6. Prince William Cowboy Hat
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Canadian Government Reception / Sheep Dip

  7. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Ksurfiws
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    those are real

  8. Chris Tucker
    Doll's Eyes
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    Dayyyyyyym, yo career got knocked the fuck out!

  9. LeAnn Rimes
    RHawk
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    “Dammit, why aren’t the construction workers whistling???”

  10. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Ksurfiws
    Commented on this photo:

    That, right there, is a mighty fine turd cutter.

  11. Jeremy Piven
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    I hear it’s very cold in Brentwood in July…

  12. Tony Parker
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that the Fourth of July is over hot dogs can relax.

  13. NTT

    The Snookerficial!

  14. George Michael
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    George! GEORGE!! Show us your “kneeling in the mens room stall” face!

  15. Carnie Wilson
    diego
    Commented on this photo:

    Does anyone remember when she was on Oprah because she had gastric bypass done and lost a ton of weight? Yeah, me neither.

  16. Chloe Sevigny
    onceler
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmmm

  17. Kelly Brook Pajamas
    Beefarino
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    The right nipple was left on.

  18. Carnie Wilson
    taz
    Commented on this photo:

    Which way to the ham sammiches

  19. Mekhi Phifer
    Doll's Eyes
    Commented on this photo:

    Ohhh man, I just sat through my movies and I can’t get the metaphorical stench out my head.

  20. Natasha Lyonne
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    soo…did she just get shagged by a valet, or what?

  21. Tony Parker
    ad nasuem
    Commented on this photo:

    Two men sunbathing together on a beach or something like that is sort of like a woman playing softball. The main implication is that they are gay. As soon as I saw this picture I knew the implication, Hes Gay, Hes Gay. I saw the allegation, Hes Gay, Hes Gay.

    • uh, ya think?

      You should change your screen name to “Jim Naseum,” then at least something about your comment would be amusing.

      • Just saying...

        Or just spell ‘nauseum’ correctly, illiterates.

      • uh, ya think?

        By emphasizing that he had rhymed it with gymnasium I was pointing out that he had misspelled ad nauseum. Sorry, I realize it was too subtle for you to grasp, fuckwad.

      • MrsWrong

        Guys, GUYS! guys shhhhh shhh shhshh ….. Now kiss and make up. BahbahBAH!….That’s what TONY would want.

  22. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    dontlooknow
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    Aww! What a cute binky! It looks like the emasculated dick of the Situation!

  23. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
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    This seems to be a natural thing for her….to have a phallic anything in her mouth.

  24. Carnie Wilson
    GuyLeDouche
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    Fenway Park in California? Or does America have two green monsters?

  25. Shaun White
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    Dude bro, fuckin’ du’huuude… fuck man, yeah bro all the way dude broski-bro.

  26. Al Pacino
    Doll's Eyes
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    Grandpa?

  27. Kelly Brook Pajamas
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    …quoth the raven, ‘take it off bitch..skwaaak!”

  28. Beyonce Ass 4
    RHawk
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t see her face. I suspect an ass double.

  29. Brooke Hogan
    Richard McBeef
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    I think that’s the first time I have seen him without the bandanna. He actually has pretty nice hair under there.

  30. Taylor Momsen
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    Having sex with her is like going through a good haunted house.
    You walk away screaming, crying and laughing wondering if you should brave a second time.

  31. Joey Lawrence
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    he needs to turn around if he wants to see jaywalking bitch get hit by a Mini.

  32. Al Pacino
    ad nasuem
    Commented on this photo:

    Bet cash money there is a dingy, collar stretched black t-shirt under that costume.

  33. Chloe Sevigny
    RHawk
    Commented on this photo:

    ok, so now where is the hit?

  34. LeAnn Rimes
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    I would tap that just to watch her break

  35. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Don’t let them out of your sight, they said. City’s full of childsnatchers. Bullshit!

  36. Carnie Wilson
    dontlooknow
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    I thought Carrie Fisher was losing weight?

  37. Robert Pattinson Haircut
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    It looks like Robert Pattinson has been hanging around with the Jackass crew.

  38. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats not what he meant when he asked her to suck his pickle

  39. Serena Williams Ass
    taz
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the Cheshire ass

  40. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Doll's Eyes
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    God, I’d try anal if this girl asked. Scratch that, I’d demand it even if she protested.

  41. Tony Parker
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Now a promotional shot for “Bald Gay Bears” meet at the beach.

  42. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    I’d like to nut punch the guy who inked that tattoo on her arm…he’d probably like to paint a mustache on Venus De Milo too.

  43. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    Doll's Eyes
    Commented on this photo:

    Muffled pickle HERP-a-DERP!

  44. Shaun White
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    You know? I don’t think so.

  45. Jersey Shore Snooki Dead Bird
    Commented on this photo:

    “I am disappointed that I was only able to get this much in my ass”

  46. Mekhi Phifer
    Commented on this photo:

    “Got dayum… somebody dookie’d in they pants.”

  47. Kate Middleton Cowboy Hat
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    JR?

  48. Brooke Hogan
    RHawk
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, this not a pet. You try finding tampons in my size.’

  49. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    Note to women: This is what your ass is supposed to look like. What are you doing wrong?

  50. b

    WHY IS THE BEAST ALLOWED TO ROAM THE PLANET FREELY?

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