The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.8.11

July 8th, 2011 // 872 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Snooki learns that shoving a baby bird into her purse and feeding it pickles only worked when her mom did it to her, Kate Middleton knows we saw her underwear, Robert Downey Jr. continues to be the only man alive who can pull off a man-purse and Octomom‘s trying to shove her kids into traffic now because drowning takes way too long when you have 14 kids.

God bless Michelle Hunziker,

- The Superficial

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  1. Jesse Eisenberg Aziz Ansari
    Abby Normal
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    Sure, they’re a cute couple but they’d have ugly kids…

  2. LeAnn Rimes
    stratacat
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    The fat girl inside her is screaming for a KFC Double Down.

  3. Gary Busey
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    Wait, that’s not Jerry Springer at all!

  4. Jesse Eisenberg Aziz Ansari
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    If that chinaman doesn’t show up we’re going to have to do the joke on our own.

  5. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
    baron of all media
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    “I can’t remember.”
    “Remember what?”
    “I know.”

  6. turtle dicks…Jersey chicks love them.

  7. Taylor Momsen
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    This is what “trying too hard” looks like.

  8. Tony Parker
    Abby Normal
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    “Here comes the oil… Whoopsie, too much! S’okay, I’ll rub it in. Mmmmm, doesn’t that feel nice?”

  9. Al Pacino
    baron of all media
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    This dude looks like Al Pacino. And that’s not a compliment.

  10. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    Gerbil in my Butt
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    That, my friends, is one classy lady!

  11. Chloe Sevigny
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    Is she going to blow the director in this one?

  12. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
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    Practice makes perfect.

  13. Mekhi Phifer
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Monkey stole my camera!

    I’ll leave now shall I?

  14. Mekhi Phifer
    Dutch
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    “Ugh! Smells like Snooki and pickles.”

  15. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
    TomFrank
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    “I Fancy You.” I can’t read those words without hearing Eddie Izzard’s voice saying it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0j3L1sLoMM

  16. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
    Abby Normal
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    Jessica: “Fancy You smells just like biscuits ‘n’ gravy. MMMMM-MM!”

  17. Avril Lavigne
    baron of all media
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    Guaranteed this chick is a bedroom dynamo.

  18. Al Pacino
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Looks well but he could use a hairband.

  19. Does it even need a caption?
    Maybe just a eulogy for the pickle.

  20. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    TomFrank
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    So that’s why she had those six kids first. As nannies for the octuplets.

  21. Reese Witherspoon
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    Rutgers has a very highly regarded paparazzi degree program. Everlast state does too apparently.

  22. George Michael
    baron of all media
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    No pictured: Tom Cruise sucking the Xenu from his volcano. No wonder Katie Holmes has been so cheerful lately.

  23. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    Kabe
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    That’s the least tarty tasting phallic thing to ever get there

  24. George Michael
    Abby Normal
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahhh, stoned again…

  25. Robert Downey Jr Manpurse
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    a messenger bag is a LONG way from a purse.

    that being said…nice purse Downey!

  26. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    GuyLeDouche
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    if H. P. Lovecraft were writing his stories today, this would be exactly how he would describe a Shoggoth.

  27. Al Pacino
    Ksurfiws
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    FIRSTIES!!!

  28. Jeremy Piven
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    When we said we wanted to see more celebrities going around without underwear, this is not what we meant.

  29. Carnie Wilson
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    damn…is her middle name “Asada”?

  30. Beyonce Ass 4
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Bore’.

  31. Mekhi Phifer
    wow
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    muthafucka – get me my grape drank. bitch.

  32. Gary Busey
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    Fish, you should have put this one at the very end, so when people are rubbing one out during the “hot chick finale” they’d get a nice surprise.

  33. Avril Lavigne
    TomFrank
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    Why is she at the Bread & Butter fashion trade show? Clearly, she’s never eaten either.

  34. Tony Parker
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    Somehow this is even gayer than if they were having sex.

  35. Gary Busey
    Abby Normal
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    “Fuck! That black-market tetanus shot must have been fake!”

  36. Beyonce Ass 4
    GuyLeDouche
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    Coco called: she wants her ass back.

  37. Shaun White
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    the tough guy look really breaks down when you’re strutting in your skinny jeans.

    • Esoteric

      No man should ever wear skinny jeans. It’s just effeminate looking. How much tucking is involved to get a guy into a pair of those?

  38. Jersey Shore Snooki Dead Bird
    ad nasuem
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    This thing was skinny for all of two seconds.

  39. Jesse Eisenberg Aziz Ansari
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    “Rule number 3 – Beware of bathrooms.”

  40. Shaun White
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Go back home to the farm, son. Phone never goes in the pocket.

  41. Al Pacino
    Abby Normal
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    After 30 years do we really need a sequel to Cruising?

  42. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    RHawk
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    Who is the poor bastard who’s pecker turned green and fell off? At least we don’t have to guess why.

  43. Kate Middleton Cowboy Hat
    ad nasuem
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    Shes OK. Somewhat cute face but she is way too skinny with virtually no curves. Plus that face is not going to age well. Just look at her 39 year old sister Pippa, she looks like shes 55.

  44. Shaun White
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s it like working with Cher?

  45. Brooke Hogan
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    “Either you get me my first class seat, or I eat your dog. You pick.”

  46. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    wow
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    wow.

  47. Prince William Cowboy Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    In a demonstration of British sovereignty, Prince William now engages in the traditional event known as “Riding a Canuck”.

  48. Kate Middleton Cowboy Hat
    GuyLeDouche
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    Look Will, there’s the last of your hair blowing away.

  49. Reese Witherspoon
    Richard McBeef
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    How’s that Rutger’s degree working out for you, cameraman? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

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