Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Snooki learns that shoving a baby bird into her purse and feeding it pickles only worked when her mom did it to her, Kate Middleton knows we saw her underwear, Robert Downey Jr. continues to be the only man alive who can pull off a man-purse and Octomom‘s trying to shove her kids into traffic now because drowning takes way too long when you have 14 kids.
God bless Michelle Hunziker,
- The Superficial
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Sure, they’re a cute couple but they’d have ugly kids…
http://critdick.com/2010/07/michelle-hunziker-sandy-thong-ass-bikini-pics/
thank you.
The fat girl inside her is screaming for a KFC Double Down.
Wait, that’s not Jerry Springer at all!
OMG…Its like staring at an inkblot and we both saw the same thing!
If that chinaman doesn’t show up we’re going to have to do the joke on our own.
+1
Awesome.
LMAO i decided to login just to say ..that..was pretty dam funny..
OK, so a Jew and a Muslim walk into a pizza place, stop me if you’ve heard this one…
Amazing
WTF this comment didn’t make “Most Important of the Week”…..B&WMinstrel was robbed.
“I can’t remember.”
“Remember what?”
“I know.”
turtle dicks…Jersey chicks love them.
This is what “trying too hard” looks like.
+1
“Here comes the oil… Whoopsie, too much! S’okay, I’ll rub it in. Mmmmm, doesn’t that feel nice?”
This dude looks like Al Pacino. And that’s not a compliment.
That, my friends, is one classy lady!
Is she going to blow the director in this one?
Practice makes perfect.
Monkey stole my camera!
I’ll leave now shall I?
“Ugh! Smells like Snooki and pickles.”
“I Fancy You.” I can’t read those words without hearing Eddie Izzard’s voice saying it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0j3L1sLoMM
+1
First thing that came to my mind as well. lol
Jessica: “Fancy You smells just like biscuits ‘n’ gravy. MMMMM-MM!”
Guaranteed this chick is a bedroom dynamo.
Word
Looks well but he could use a hairband.
Its under the wig.
Does it even need a caption?
Maybe just a eulogy for the pickle.
So that’s why she had those six kids first. As nannies for the octuplets.
Rutgers has a very highly regarded paparazzi degree program. Everlast state does too apparently.
No pictured: Tom Cruise sucking the Xenu from his volcano. No wonder Katie Holmes has been so cheerful lately.
That’s the least tarty tasting phallic thing to ever get there
Ahhh, stoned again…
a messenger bag is a LONG way from a purse.
that being said…nice purse Downey!
if H. P. Lovecraft were writing his stories today, this would be exactly how he would describe a Shoggoth.
FIRSTIES!!!
When we said we wanted to see more celebrities going around without underwear, this is not what we meant.
damn…is her middle name “Asada”?
That comment was, winner, winner, Asada dinner!!!
I prefer “guisada” over “asada”. But that’s just me.
‘Bore’.
muthafucka – get me my grape drank. bitch.
Fish, you should have put this one at the very end, so when people are rubbing one out during the “hot chick finale” they’d get a nice surprise.
Hey, don’t you try to take my hot chick finales away from me!
Why is she at the Bread & Butter fashion trade show? Clearly, she’s never eaten either.
Somehow this is even gayer than if they were having sex.
Nothing beats an all-over wax and a good hard shag followed by le sieste on the Riviera.
“Fuck! That black-market tetanus shot must have been fake!”
Coco called: she wants her ass back.
the tough guy look really breaks down when you’re strutting in your skinny jeans.
No man should ever wear skinny jeans. It’s just effeminate looking. How much tucking is involved to get a guy into a pair of those?
Considering that his iphone won’t even fit in his pocket, I guess we can make assumptions about the size of his junk. less than 1/2 an iphone in size.
This thing was skinny for all of two seconds.
“Rule number 3 – Beware of bathrooms.”
Go back home to the farm, son. Phone never goes in the pocket.
After 30 years do we really need a sequel to Cruising?
Who is the poor bastard who’s pecker turned green and fell off? At least we don’t have to guess why.
*LIKE*
Shes OK. Somewhat cute face but she is way too skinny with virtually no curves. Plus that face is not going to age well. Just look at her 39 year old sister Pippa, she looks like shes 55.
Pippa’s only 27, which makes the state of her aging face even more sad.
What’s it like working with Cher?
“Either you get me my first class seat, or I eat your dog. You pick.”
wow.
In a demonstration of British sovereignty, Prince William now engages in the traditional event known as “Riding a Canuck”.
Look Will, there’s the last of your hair blowing away.
Ding. +7. Good show, rah ther.
How’s that Rutger’s degree working out for you, cameraman? Yeah, that’s what I thought.