The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.8.11

July 8th, 2011 // 872 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Snooki learns that shoving a baby bird into her purse and feeding it pickles only worked when her mom did it to her, Kate Middleton knows we saw her underwear, Robert Downey Jr. continues to be the only man alive who can pull off a man-purse and Octomom‘s trying to shove her kids into traffic now because drowning takes way too long when you have 14 kids.

God bless Michelle Hunziker,

- The Superficial

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  1. Jersey Shore Snooki Dead Bird
    neo
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    My vag is this wide!

  2. Beyonce Ass 4
    baron of all media
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    I got 99 problems and a boner ain’t one…

  3. Brooke Hogan
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    Sure, but who is the one with the sunglasses?

  4. Avril Lavigne
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    Kirstie Alley heard about this event, but was disappointed upon showing up.

  5. Chris Tucker
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    In every picture there’s a black guy . . . oh wait.

  6. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I love that I get to work with great artists. Photoshop artists.

  7. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    chupacabra
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    At the pound they put them down after three days.

  8. Kelly Brook Pajamas
    Cock Dr
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    She needs a waistline to go with those immense boobies.

  9. Chloe Sevigny
    baron of all media
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    Hey, Chloe! What’s up?

  10. Reese Witherspoon
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    Nice heels. I bet she could cork a bottle if she stomped down on it.

  11. Robert Downey Jr Manpurse
    Commented on this photo:

    Well. Purple it is then.

  12. Gary Busey
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Always wear a helmet. ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET!

  13. Natasha Lyonne
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    She should have saved this look for Halloween, so she’d have an excuse for looking like Khloe.

  14. Kate Middleton Cowboy Hat
    Ksurfiws
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    I’d ride her bareback

  15. Paris Hilton Nicky Hilton
    chupacabra
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    Goddamn, she’s dressed up like a hippie but wearing high heels. FAIL.

  16. Joey Lawrence
    sparkymcgee
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    Douche hat is douchey.

  17. Carnie Wilson
    neo
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    yes i jaked to her playboy spread

  18. Brooke Hogan
    TomFrank
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    You can tell that even the dog doesn’t want to belong to Brooke Hogan.

  19. Jersey Shore Snooki Dead Bird
    baron of all media
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    “Stab myself with a knife this long? But my vagina would swallow it whole!”

  20. Carnie Wilson
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    What carnival does this Carnie work at? Worst bearded lady EVER!

  21. Brooke Hogan
    argleblargle
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    But sir, this isn’t my carry-on. It’s my appetizer.

  22. Carnie Wilson
    Cookie
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    Those shoes were platforms when she first put them on.

  23. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    cc
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    haha, new screensaver!

  24. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    Commented on this photo:

    You can’t see it, but Paulie D is in her other hole.

  25. Tony Parker
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    He’s not gay, he’s French. No wait. Maybe he’s both.

  26. Jersey Shore Snooki Dead Bird
    Step 3
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    “the cock was this big”

  27. Natasha Lyonne
    chupacabra
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    this is a chic that said she was going to fuck someone’s dog, right? Because the dog done fucked her if you ask me.

  28. Shaun White
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    He’s so bad-assed he’s got the living Cory in his posse!

  29. LeAnn Rimes
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    For s second there, I thought someone painted “Post No Bills” on her.

  30. Jersey Shore Snooki Dead Bird
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    “He looka like a man.”

  31. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    sparkymcgee
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    Why the fuck can China genetically modify cows to make human breast milk and we can’t modify women to have that ass? All women should have that ass.

    I’m going to call my congressman.

  32. Prince William Cowboy Hat
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    “Brokeback what now? OK, if it’s Canadian tradition. Reminds me of boarding school though.”

  33. Reese Witherspoon
    baron of all media
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    If she had any business sense at all, she’d better be on the phone with Kim Kardashian trading talent for some ass loveliness.

  34. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That concludes todaze Hunziker postings.
    Please clean up your workstation before logging out for the weekend. Do it now before it congeals on the keyboard…..you’ll be glad come Monday morning.

    • TomFrank

      And don’t forget to leave this picture on your screen…..you’ll be glad to come Monday morning.

  35. Joey Lawrence
    chupacabra
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    Half n half for $20 if you must know.

  36. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
    Cookie
    Commented on this photo:

    I fancy bacon

  37. Robert Downey Jr Manpurse
    Ksurfiws
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    With his fists clenched in annoyance, Robert marched back to the bowling alley to collect his forgotten shoes for the 2nd time that week.

  38. Mekhi Phifer
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    “No, I was in that movie with Eminem. Phifer, P-h-i-f-e-r. Damn.”

  39. Gary Busey
    chupacabra
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    mansion of teeth is more like it.

  40. Avril Lavigne
    neo
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    id bang her then tell her to make nachos

  41. Chris Tucker
    TomFrank
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    In every black guy there’s a picture saying it all with the words that are coming out of its mouth.

  42. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    sparkymcgee
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    Also, does she ever bend over with her back arched to pick up something?

  43. Octomom Nadya Suleman
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    Hey kid, I feel the same way when I think about your situation.

  44. Carnie Wilson
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Is that a human or did a hippo rape a Zulu?

  45. Carnie Wilson
    Ksurfiws
    Commented on this photo:

    Khloe’s version of Mini Me

  46. Paris Hilton Nicky Hilton
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    You think Poppa Hilton has ever had to pay for a bra?

  47. Shaun White
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    It’s Jesse Spano and AC Slater.

  48. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Last thing a fly sees.

  49. Serena Williams Ass
    Commented on this photo:

    The Ultimate Ass-Off: Kardashian versus Serena. Four go in, two come out.

  50. Jeremy Piven
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    Douche. Come back to the Chi dressed like that. We’ve got something for you, movie star.

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