The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.8.11

July 8th, 2011 // 872 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Snooki learns that shoving a baby bird into her purse and feeding it pickles only worked when her mom did it to her, Kate Middleton knows we saw her underwear, Robert Downey Jr. continues to be the only man alive who can pull off a man-purse and Octomom‘s trying to shove her kids into traffic now because drowning takes way too long when you have 14 kids.

God bless Michelle Hunziker,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Chloe Sevigny
    Jess
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    Her ass is a hit… but her face is a miss.

  2. Tony Parker
    um ok
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    my anus just got scared and ran away.

  3. Carnie Wilson
    Then, why do I see rough in your eyes?
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    What the? I thought Carnie was doing good. what happen?

  4. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    Mumbler
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    The Hammer is my pickle.

  5. Mekhi Phifer
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    And then I was all like “how the fuck you only gone have one-ply up in this bitch, I was in 8mile.”

  6. Octomom Nadya Suleman
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    I bet she’d be good at Border Patrol.

  7. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Aaaaand The Crap We Missed finishes strong with the last five pics. Now I reget climaxing at pic 27.

  8. Robert Pattinson Haircut
    Squishy
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    It started off with a couple of drinks and escalated from there…wonder what the other guy looks like?!

  9. Carnie Wilson
    Squishy
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    Who cares! They are getting an extra five minutes of fame after singing that same ole song on Bridesmaids. Ugh!

  10. Shaun White
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  11. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
    Squishy
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    They might as well recycle any ole picture of her because they always seem to come out the same!

  12. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    Squishy
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    Someone throw a brush through that kids hair will yah!!

  13. Serena Williams Ass
    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Tanning with horizontal blinds is never a good idea…always go with vertical blinds, gives a lovely slimming affect.

  14. Jeremy Piven
    Squishy
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    Egh!

  15. Natasha Lyonne
    Squishy
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    Walk of shame?!

  16. Taylor Momsen
    sasha
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    The less talent you have the more skin you have to expose

  17. Chloe Sevigny
    sasha
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    I thought she was blonde?

  18. Jersey Shore Snooki Dead Bird
    sasha
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    I thought it was a 50 year old woman.

  19. Robert Downey Jr Manpurse
    Pupletrator
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    He’s got on more purple than Prince! It’s a real man who can get away with carrying a purse while wearing purple shoes! Love them!

  20. Beyonce Ass 4
    gigi
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    Beyonce WHO?!?!?

  21. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    Jamie
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    Sorry, but this one’s just too easy.

  22. Robert Pattinson Haircut
    gigi
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    from the first time I ever saw this f* er until this very moment, he still looks retarded — like one of those people they hire in government offices who work in the mail room… not drooling or completely f*ed but kinda functional… every pic! at first I’m like, “aww, poor thing…” at first, then I realize it’s that dude from the lame mormon vampire movies….

  23. Beyonce Ass 4
    Siloporcen7
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    Gorgeous

  24. Chloe Sevigny
    Siloporcen7
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    Also gorgeous

  25. Jersey Shore Snooki Dead Bird
    Siloporcen7
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    Animal cruelty? PETA better fucking handle this shit

  26. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
    Anne
    Commented on this photo:

    Should read: I Fancy Feast

  27. Robert Pattinson Haircut
    Melissa
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    Why do girls think he’s so attractive? I just don’t see it…

  28. Jesse Eisenberg Aziz Ansari
    Melissa
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    He was in San Francisco? I could have met him!!
    He looks so cute and adorable.

  29. Kamrynne

    That poor pickle!!!!!!WHY!!!!!??????

  30. LeAnn Rimes
    CanuckCutie
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    Moments later she fell through a crack in the floor

  31. Tony Parker
    CanuckCutie
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    He spends a lot of time half naked on boats with other men…

  32. Kate Middleton Cowboy Hat
    Eliza
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    ‘Uncle Sam wants you..’

  33. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    tmfvaughan
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    I see those thighs and just think “Chub Rub.”

  34. Chloe Sevigny
    TyroneBiggums
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    She’s not the typical hot chick…………but I’d try it out, because I’m positive she’s a freak in the sack.

  35. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    Bubbagump
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    That has got to be a Photoshop. No one, and I mean no normal person would ever walk around giving a pickle a $5 blowjob.

  36. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    medium rare, with extra sour cream.

  37. Natasha Lyonne
    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    E.T. phone….home…..

  38. Robert Pattinson Haircut
    gigitastic
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish why are you showing us a photo of a rabid opossum?

  39. Beyonce Ass 4
    KOOOL GUY!did,ya,call!
    Commented on this photo:

    SWEEEEEEETT ,SWEETER”"THAN CANDY”"THE SUMMER IS HERE!111111111

  40. Prince William Cowboy Hat
    Blech
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    Um,… FUCKING hot. Ride m-

    Er, ride ‘em, cowboy!

  41. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    Blech
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    Still trying to figure out how a tranny manages to have fourteen kids…

  42. George Michael
    Blech
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    He looks like he just came… to me.

  43. Shaun White
    lemon
    Commented on this photo:

    For a quick laugh, take your thumb and cover his face.

  44. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    lemon
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    It’s like she decided to save time so she dresses the youngest ones all the same. They probably all have the same name too… “Mommy’s Meal Ticket.”

  45. Avril Lavigne
    lemon
    Commented on this photo:

    Sean White in a wig??

  46. Gary Busey
    lemon
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m going to hell but… Stephen Hawking with a wig?

  47. Taylor Momsen
    KAY
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    Her mom must be so proud. Too bad she wasn’t Casey Anthony.

  48. LeAnn Rimes
    JP
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    She can starve herself and get a boob job (a crappy one at that), but it doesn’t distract from her butter face!

  49. Not sure what all the fuss is about but I’d tap that…

  50. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    arnieblackblack
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    Chubby pickle sucker – I’d smash her back doors in, gladly

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