Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Snooki learns that shoving a baby bird into her purse and feeding it pickles only worked when her mom did it to her, Kate Middleton knows we saw her underwear, Robert Downey Jr. continues to be the only man alive who can pull off a man-purse and Octomom‘s trying to shove her kids into traffic now because drowning takes way too long when you have 14 kids.
God bless Michelle Hunziker,
- The Superficial
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Her ass is a hit… but her face is a miss.
my anus just got scared and ran away.
What the? I thought Carnie was doing good. what happen?
The Hammer is my pickle.
So do you think The Evil League of Evil would have her?
And then I was all like “how the fuck you only gone have one-ply up in this bitch, I was in 8mile.”
I bet she’d be good at Border Patrol.
Aaaaand The Crap We Missed finishes strong with the last five pics. Now I reget climaxing at pic 27.
It started off with a couple of drinks and escalated from there…wonder what the other guy looks like?!
Who cares! They are getting an extra five minutes of fame after singing that same ole song on Bridesmaids. Ugh!
Who?
They might as well recycle any ole picture of her because they always seem to come out the same!
Someone throw a brush through that kids hair will yah!!
Tanning with horizontal blinds is never a good idea…always go with vertical blinds, gives a lovely slimming affect.
Egh!
Walk of shame?!
The less talent you have the more skin you have to expose
I thought she was blonde?
I thought it was a 50 year old woman.
He’s got on more purple than Prince! It’s a real man who can get away with carrying a purse while wearing purple shoes! Love them!
Beyonce WHO?!?!?
gigi, please.
Sorry, but this one’s just too easy.
from the first time I ever saw this f* er until this very moment, he still looks retarded — like one of those people they hire in government offices who work in the mail room… not drooling or completely f*ed but kinda functional… every pic! at first I’m like, “aww, poor thing…” at first, then I realize it’s that dude from the lame mormon vampire movies….
Gorgeous
Also gorgeous
Animal cruelty? PETA better fucking handle this shit
Should read: I Fancy Feast
lol!
Why do girls think he’s so attractive? I just don’t see it…
He was in San Francisco? I could have met him!!
He looks so cute and adorable.
That poor pickle!!!!!!WHY!!!!!??????
Moments later she fell through a crack in the floor
He spends a lot of time half naked on boats with other men…
‘Uncle Sam wants you..’
I see those thighs and just think “Chub Rub.”
She’s not the typical hot chick…………but I’d try it out, because I’m positive she’s a freak in the sack.
That has got to be a Photoshop. No one, and I mean no normal person would ever walk around giving a pickle a $5 blowjob.
medium rare, with extra sour cream.
E.T. phone….home…..
Fish why are you showing us a photo of a rabid opossum?
SWEEEEEEETT ,SWEETER”"THAN CANDY”"THE SUMMER IS HERE!111111111
Um,… FUCKING hot. Ride m-
Er, ride ‘em, cowboy!
Still trying to figure out how a tranny manages to have fourteen kids…
He looks like he just came… to me.
For a quick laugh, take your thumb and cover his face.
It’s like she decided to save time so she dresses the youngest ones all the same. They probably all have the same name too… “Mommy’s Meal Ticket.”
Sean White in a wig??
Or Shawn* whatever. Seriously, compare the two pictures.
I’m going to hell but… Stephen Hawking with a wig?
Her mom must be so proud. Too bad she wasn’t Casey Anthony.
She can starve herself and get a boob job (a crappy one at that), but it doesn’t distract from her butter face!
Not sure what all the fuss is about but I’d tap that…
Chubby pickle sucker – I’d smash her back doors in, gladly