The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.8.11

July 8th, 2011 // 872 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Snooki learns that shoving a baby bird into her purse and feeding it pickles only worked when her mom did it to her, Kate Middleton knows we saw her underwear, Robert Downey Jr. continues to be the only man alive who can pull off a man-purse and Octomom‘s trying to shove her kids into traffic now because drowning takes way too long when you have 14 kids.

God bless Michelle Hunziker,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    “I was really hoping to get some pointers from Casey Anthony but she isn’t scheduled to appear until after the 17th…Damn!”

  2. Paris Hilton Nicky Hilton
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Conrad Hilton:”There is no fucking way those came from any issue of my loins. They had to be adopted!”

  3. Serena Williams Ass
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know a human could breed with an Okapi, but here is living proof!

  4. George Michael
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    “And then the guy in the next stall bit down on my dick and ,,,,,,,HEAVEN!

  5. Robert Pattinson Haircut
    vitobonespur
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know he suffers from Down’s Syndrome.

  6. Natasha Lyonne
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t this bitch die about 10 years ago?

  7. Joey Lawrence
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew they had a parking valet at the Encino Dry Cleaners?

  8. Jesse Eisenberg Aziz Ansari
    vitobonespur
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll be go to hell. It’s what’s his name and the other guy.

  9. Gary Busey
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is there a picture of Sarah Palin without her makeup posted under a caption about Gary Busey?

  10. Jersey Shore Snooki Dead Bird
    vitobonespur
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, but she is really harsh looking!

  11. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    It was a cucumber before she put it into her mouth.

  12. Jeremy Piven
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Are we sure that’s Jeremy Piven?

  13. Paris Hilton Nicky Hilton
    vitobonespur
    Commented on this photo:

    Nicky’s thighs are bow-legged. Never seen that before.

  14. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    Poo
    Commented on this photo:

    oh boy …….. too easy

  15. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    Nobody
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s no surprise, without condoms they all turn green in Snooki’s mouth.

  16. Robert Pattinson Haircut
    Poison Ivy League
    Commented on this photo:

    English men are nasty. Look at this pile of inbred fuck.

  17. Taylor Momsen
    Nobody
    Commented on this photo:

    Tattoo Sleeves: Now in a body stocking!

  18. LeAnn Rimes
    Nobody
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh good, you’re here. It was $450 right? Shelby pay the nice man with the camera.”

  19. Beyonce Ass 4
    Nobody
    Commented on this photo:

    False Advertising: Promoting a product for sale that is far superior to the real thing.

  20. Chris Tucker
    Nobody
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Having your butt licked isn’t gay. An all-male threesome isn’t gay. Floral arrangements are gay. I don’t do floral arrangements, ergo I’m not gay!”
    “Having your butt licke…..”

  21. wildfungus

    “Is that a pickle in my mouth? Or are you just happy to see me?”

  22. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is that a pickle in my mouth? Or are you just happy to see me?

    • BE

      What a pity, we can’t find out how long she practiced that pic in the mirror before she rolled it out for public consumption (pun intended).

      We could have had a pool and someone could have made some $$$

  23. Taylor Momsen
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    She should see a doctor. I’m not sure wearing saran wrap is good for those black spidery veins.

  24. Robert Pattinson Haircut
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    “Falling down in the pile of cocaine was a happy accident. -But WHY DID I RUB MY EYES?”

  25. Beyonce Ass 4
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll see your 4 and raise you h8.

  26. Jersey Shore Snooki Dead Bird
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    I already knew I never wanted to here a ‘fish that got away story’ that started in a dockside bar. Thanks for confirming this.

  27. Brooke Hogan
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    “What do you Mr Security, you mean I can’t bring my dog on the airplane, full of condoms stuffed with cocaine? Oh you said I need a carrier… Can’t we buy one at the gift shop?”

  28. Tony Parker
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    TWIX!

    (They must have forgotten the sleeping bag at home.)

  29. Shaun White
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture like this, there’s always a weird image of a face on the guys shirt, saying it all with his pain.

  30. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    I ran the brand name through the babel fish for pig latin. It’s like ‘I jessica simpson, will make you fancier than ever before, with this eau de toilette!’ Why isn’t she wearing it?

  31. Mekhi Phifer
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    “What do you mean that was a dick? I ONLY smoke crack!”

  32. Jeremy Piven
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder what he’s going to do with that huge bottle of GHB?

  33. Avril Lavigne
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this mean Taylor Momsen is winning then? And I don’t mean like Charlie Sheen.

  34. Joey Lawrence
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    . o O (Oh Man, there’s totally 35 cents worth of cans sticking out of that garbage can. And THAT’S just what I can SEE from HERE!)

  35. Gary Busey
    wildfungus
    Commented on this photo:

    “”Cocaaaine is a helluvaaa…. dmfhdsmccfdd. oh shi- microphone….”

  36. Wally

    Rumer Willis is looking even more like a Carnie.

  37. LeAnn Rimes
    lachica
    Commented on this photo:

    I love how she’s leading ring first. Making sure the cameras can see that she is MARRIED!

    This creature is beyond pathetic.

  38. Taylor Momsen
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    She seems nice.

  39. Avril Lavigne
    bj
    Commented on this photo:

    The only zombie I’d ever fuck.

  40. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    bj
    Commented on this photo:

    Knitpikr, you can suck my fat cock. Anyone who even barely insults that awe-inspiring ass is insulting everything I believe is good in the world.

  41. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    hey
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, that’s it. I’m gay.

  42. Brooke Hogan
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Gerbils are so yesterday, besides this is a much better fit.

  43. Bee Bee

    I don’t think there’s a better picture to describe this girl.

  44. Natasha Lyonne
    Ismoss
    Commented on this photo:

    Man I was totally hot for her after seeing her in Slums of Beverly Hills.
    But then I found out the tits weren’t hers.

  45. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Just letting you know Fish, you probably just lost an ad customer. After looking at that picture who would EVER want to “Play Pickle”.

    • BE

      Mommy, I want to grown up and be an obnoxious, self promoting, slut – just like…

      Whoops, no mommy, no!

      And that folks, is even beneath Paris Hilton…

  46. Loulou

    After humping a potted plant, she now blows a pickle… Is there such a thing as vegephilia?

  47. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    Poison Ivy League
    Commented on this photo:

    VD has really ravaged her tongue.

  48. Beyonce Ass 4
    Your Gynecologist
    Commented on this photo:

    When money is no object, leopard print and wood paneling are the obvious choice.

  49. Robert Pattinson Haircut
    um ok
    Commented on this photo:

    and he’s the ‘sexiest man alive’? i’ve just sewn my vagina shut.

  50. Robert Pattinson Haircut
    Commented on this photo:

    SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!

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