Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Snooki learns that shoving a baby bird into her purse and feeding it pickles only worked when her mom did it to her, Kate Middleton knows we saw her underwear, Robert Downey Jr. continues to be the only man alive who can pull off a man-purse and Octomom‘s trying to shove her kids into traffic now because drowning takes way too long when you have 14 kids.
God bless Michelle Hunziker,
- The Superficial
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“I was really hoping to get some pointers from Casey Anthony but she isn’t scheduled to appear until after the 17th…Damn!”
Conrad Hilton:”There is no fucking way those came from any issue of my loins. They had to be adopted!”
I didn’t know a human could breed with an Okapi, but here is living proof!
“And then the guy in the next stall bit down on my dick and ,,,,,,,HEAVEN!
I didn’t know he suffers from Down’s Syndrome.
Didn’t this bitch die about 10 years ago?
Who knew they had a parking valet at the Encino Dry Cleaners?
I’ll be go to hell. It’s what’s his name and the other guy.
Why is there a picture of Sarah Palin without her makeup posted under a caption about Gary Busey?
I’m sorry, but she is really harsh looking!
It was a cucumber before she put it into her mouth.
Are we sure that’s Jeremy Piven?
Nicky’s thighs are bow-legged. Never seen that before.
You’re out your f—ing mind, Nicky’s thighs look yummy!!!!
oh boy …….. too easy
That’s no surprise, without condoms they all turn green in Snooki’s mouth.
English men are nasty. Look at this pile of inbred fuck.
Tattoo Sleeves: Now in a body stocking!
“Oh good, you’re here. It was $450 right? Shelby pay the nice man with the camera.”
False Advertising: Promoting a product for sale that is far superior to the real thing.
‘Having your butt licked isn’t gay. An all-male threesome isn’t gay. Floral arrangements are gay. I don’t do floral arrangements, ergo I’m not gay!”
“Having your butt licke…..”
“Is that a pickle in my mouth? Or are you just happy to see me?”
“Is that a pickle in my mouth? Or are you just happy to see me?
What a pity, we can’t find out how long she practiced that pic in the mirror before she rolled it out for public consumption (pun intended).
We could have had a pool and someone could have made some $$$
She should see a doctor. I’m not sure wearing saran wrap is good for those black spidery veins.
“Falling down in the pile of cocaine was a happy accident. -But WHY DID I RUB MY EYES?”
I’ll see your 4 and raise you h8.
I already knew I never wanted to here a ‘fish that got away story’ that started in a dockside bar. Thanks for confirming this.
“What do you Mr Security, you mean I can’t bring my dog on the airplane, full of condoms stuffed with cocaine? Oh you said I need a carrier… Can’t we buy one at the gift shop?”
TWIX!
(They must have forgotten the sleeping bag at home.)
In every picture like this, there’s always a weird image of a face on the guys shirt, saying it all with his pain.
I ran the brand name through the babel fish for pig latin. It’s like ‘I jessica simpson, will make you fancier than ever before, with this eau de toilette!’ Why isn’t she wearing it?
“What do you mean that was a dick? I ONLY smoke crack!”
I wonder what he’s going to do with that huge bottle of GHB?
Does this mean Taylor Momsen is winning then? And I don’t mean like Charlie Sheen.
. o O (Oh Man, there’s totally 35 cents worth of cans sticking out of that garbage can. And THAT’S just what I can SEE from HERE!)
“”Cocaaaine is a helluvaaa…. dmfhdsmccfdd. oh shi- microphone….”
Rumer Willis is looking even more like a Carnie.
I love how she’s leading ring first. Making sure the cameras can see that she is MARRIED!
This creature is beyond pathetic.
She seems nice.
The only zombie I’d ever fuck.
Knitpikr, you can suck my fat cock. Anyone who even barely insults that awe-inspiring ass is insulting everything I believe is good in the world.
Okay, that’s it. I’m gay.
Gerbils are so yesterday, besides this is a much better fit.
I don’t think there’s a better picture to describe this girl.
Man I was totally hot for her after seeing her in Slums of Beverly Hills.
But then I found out the tits weren’t hers.
Just letting you know Fish, you probably just lost an ad customer. After looking at that picture who would EVER want to “Play Pickle”.
Mommy, I want to grown up and be an obnoxious, self promoting, slut – just like…
Whoops, no mommy, no!
And that folks, is even beneath Paris Hilton…
After humping a potted plant, she now blows a pickle… Is there such a thing as vegephilia?
VD has really ravaged her tongue.
When money is no object, leopard print and wood paneling are the obvious choice.
and he’s the ‘sexiest man alive’? i’ve just sewn my vagina shut.
lol!
SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!