Is she picking up bits of MTV provided road kill now? Was that in the script?
“That blister you have is HOW big?”
“My vibrator. It was green and about this long. Ugh. My stomach feels funny.”
“Cross over, children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light.”
Now clear your minds. It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don’t give it any help; it knows too much already.
My vag is this wide!
“Stab myself with a knife this long? But my vagina would swallow it whole!”
“the cock was this big”
“He looka like a man.”
This thing was skinny for all of two seconds.
“I am disappointed that I was only able to get this much in my ass”
There’s always a dead bird in the foreground saying it all with his broken wing.
“YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! > I < HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO SACRIFICE IT OR I'LL LOSE MY SHOW!"
She ate the pickle which is a penis.
Seriously, every picture of her is it’s own joke. Trying to caption them is like pouring corn syrup on sugar.
Two Snookie pics? Everybody out, they exceeded the weight limit for this post.
ugh… clapping is hard!
oh, about this wide??? Why do you ask?
She measured her fingers and her penis is this big.
“Is this how you’re supposed to fist?”
Have you seen my pickle? It was about this big
She looks like an old Filipino whore.
My sincere apologies to old Filipino whores everywhere.
For a second there, I thought it was really a bad picture of Maria Conchita Alonso
It has to be this big or bigger to go in my ass and be able to feel it.
“Honest, I can’t push my hands any closer, but if I flip them over, they’re magnetically drawn together. Fucking freaky, huh? I know, I know.”
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Shift change, Oompah Loompah Industries, LLC.
Too easy. Not the joke about “how big it is,” just Snooki. She’s too easy.
If your cock isn’t this wide, it will not be able to touch the sides of my pussy.
“They say I’m only this far away from ever having dignity again”
“That’s about all I can get in me, and that’s why I like ‘em small.. That explains my fondness for the ole pickle, jus’ so y’all know. Yep.”
I’m sorry, but she is really harsh looking!
I already knew I never wanted to here a ‘fish that got away story’ that started in a dockside bar. Thanks for confirming this.
I thought it was a 50 year old woman.
Animal cruelty? PETA better fucking handle this shit
her nose is starting to look like janet jacksons
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Jersey Shore star Snooki in Seaside Heights, NJ. (July 7, 2011)