Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Snooki learns that shoving a baby bird into her purse and feeding it pickles only worked when her mom did it to her, Kate Middleton knows we saw her underwear, Robert Downey Jr. continues to be the only man alive who can pull off a man-purse and Octomom‘s trying to shove her kids into traffic now because drowning takes way too long when you have 14 kids.
God bless Michelle Hunziker,
- The Superficial
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Noooooooooooooooooo
She looks the same in every picture.
Shut up fatty.
I’ve missed you.
;)
I guess Snookie was right…she really couldn’t handle even ONE more cock!
“I Fart On You”
That was a cucumber before she put it in her mouth.
sweet!
sour!
Augh!
You mean there’s a Jew next to me????
She promotes well.
LOL!
Eat that, J-Ho.
Always this woman’s best side is the backside.
agreed!
Especially if you consider this dogs front side. Even with noassatall this is the best she’s ever looked
Jesse’s really cute. Like a puppy.
…for BREAKFAST!!!
Zzzzzzzzing!
Win!
Now that is an ass I’d realy, really enjoy.
Seriously?? I guess Eva Longoria didn’t have as much of a bulge as he prefers…
Who is this?!?!
…and may I stick things in her ass
I fixed that for you.
Photoshop Barbie?
Is she picking up bits of MTV provided road kill now? Was that in the script?
“4″? I only see two of something here. Is there a frontal pic with the other two things?
Photographer: “We want you to convey a feeling of longing.”
JS: “You want me to what a what?”
Photographer: “Um…pretend that I’m holding a plate of Chili’s baby back ribs…..yes, that’s it!”
Doh, you beat me to it :P
“That blister you have is HOW big?”
I’m sooooo wasted…. I SAID I’M SOOOO WASTED!!
me thinks she needs to get those hooves shaved down a bit…
lol, hooves are exactly what I thought of when I saw that photo.
Her horseface does not help matters.
I have always thought she looks like Miss Piggy.
Every time I see a photo of her, regardless of the venue, internally I hear/say “Hiiiiiii-YAH!”
Shauna Sand wannabe
In every picture, there’s an 8-year-old screaming “DESPAIR” with his eyes.
Isn’t this the chick that went fucking crazy on meth?
It looks like she needs to get back on it….for at least 50lbs
Looks like a bittersweet lifestyle. Rich as fuck, glamorous, constantly hounded by assholes with cameras.
They don’t have to live in California. Simply moving to New York of all places would cut down on their encounters with the paparazzi by a ton. Any star that lives within 100 miles of LA is a de facto fame whore.
OK, I’ll take that tiny sympathy nugget & flush it right down.
I think they’re making a sequel to The Social Network where Facebook outsources everything to India.
HAHA, me like!
Someone is pulling a Prince William.
“Listen all of y’all this is sabotaaaage!”
nicely done.
He can get away with it.
Time has proven he can get away with damned near anything.
It is true, nothing that guy does ever sticks.
He really is Iron Man.
WOW
Please tell me there was a pillow fight later. And that there are pictures.
id hit it
…yeah with my backhand.
LOL!!!
She’s make a great Rodeo Queen.
Pros – American ginger gold medal winner
Cons – everything else
“Come on Jessica, show some desire…wait…stagehand, show her the cheeseburger. YES..there we go *click*”
What do you mean no outside food beyond this point?
Win!
Yes, so much win!
. . . and Snooki eats another vibrator.
Richard Scarry’s worst nightmare has come true.
When’s the wedding?
Pippa?
Somewhere a stripper is barefoot.
Mama Cass?
I think that’s all of them, actually.
All the Mamas & the Papas? More like all the potatoes…
Thanks for the ROFL.
I bet Jay Z would like to meet THAT girl. Damn.
ATTENTION AMERICA, THIS IS HOW A WOMEN SHOULD LOOK LIKE! NOT LIKE A FAT PIECE OF CRAP THAT 98.9% OF YOU LOOK LIKE. YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK.
We do all look like this, under our veins, muscles, and skin
Attention foreigner! This is how a woman correctly spells words and composes a sentence without grammatical errors!
Maybe you should stick to websites based in childmolesterstan so that you aren’t exposed to american culture.
*takes a bow* @Your Gyno Thank you, thank you. I’d like to thank my college professors and all the Grammar Nazis *music starts to play*
Thanks for your opinion Sergio.
Now take a fucking bath, brush your teeth, and stop calling us when your pissant country gets into a skirmish.
Oh, is LeAnn getting bored with Twitter and trolling the gossip sites now?
Then fucking LEAVE!
Ha, neo is into female Meth addicts who don’t wash their hair.
He too, makes a wonderful Rodeo Queen.
Oh snap.
+1
I wonder what’s wrong with her. Rabies? Struck by lightning?
“My vibrator. It was green and about this long. Ugh. My stomach feels funny.”
WINNAH!
Jay Z treats her like a white girl
Her band would be better named if they called themselves the Freshman 15.
“Cross over, children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light.”
Now clear your minds. It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don’t give it any help; it knows too much already.
Out celebrating the demise of his favorite newspaper.