The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.8.11

July 8th, 2011 // 872 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Snooki learns that shoving a baby bird into her purse and feeding it pickles only worked when her mom did it to her, Kate Middleton knows we saw her underwear, Robert Downey Jr. continues to be the only man alive who can pull off a man-purse and Octomom‘s trying to shove her kids into traffic now because drowning takes way too long when you have 14 kids.

God bless Michelle Hunziker,

- The Superficial

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  1. oneone

    Noooooooooooooooooo

  2. She looks the same in every picture.

  3. MarkM

    I guess Snookie was right…she really couldn’t handle even ONE more cock!

  4. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
    Deacon Jones
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    “I Fart On You”

  5. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    The Pope of Cleveland
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    That was a cucumber before she put it in her mouth.

  6. LeAnn Rimes
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Augh!

  7. Jesse Eisenberg Aziz Ansari
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    You mean there’s a Jew next to me????

  8. Beyonce Ass 4
    Cock Dr
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    She promotes well.

  9. Chloe Sevigny
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Always this woman’s best side is the backside.

  10. Jesse Eisenberg Aziz Ansari
    Cock Dr
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    Jesse’s really cute. Like a puppy.

  11. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
    Arizona Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    …for BREAKFAST!!!

  12. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Now that is an ass I’d realy, really enjoy.

  13. Tony Parker
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    Seriously?? I guess Eva Longoria didn’t have as much of a bulge as he prefers…

  14. Beyonce Ass 4
    Stella
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    Who is this?!?!

  15. Jersey Shore Snooki Dead Bird
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she picking up bits of MTV provided road kill now? Was that in the script?

  16. Beyonce Ass 4
    TomFrank
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    “4″? I only see two of something here. Is there a frontal pic with the other two things?

  17. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Photographer: “We want you to convey a feeling of longing.”
    JS: “You want me to what a what?”
    Photographer: “Um…pretend that I’m holding a plate of Chili’s baby back ribs…..yes, that’s it!”

  18. Jersey Shore Snooki Dead Bird
    Commented on this photo:

    “That blister you have is HOW big?”

  19. George Michael
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    I’m sooooo wasted…. I SAID I’M SOOOO WASTED!!

  20. LeAnn Rimes
    chupacabra
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    me thinks she needs to get those hooves shaved down a bit…

    • Venom

      lol, hooves are exactly what I thought of when I saw that photo.
      Her horseface does not help matters.

      • HortonHearsABoob

        I have always thought she looks like Miss Piggy.

        Every time I see a photo of her, regardless of the venue, internally I hear/say “Hiiiiiii-YAH!”

  21. LeAnn Rimes
    Jill_Ess
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    Shauna Sand wannabe

  22. Octomom Nadya Suleman
    JC
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    In every picture, there’s an 8-year-old screaming “DESPAIR” with his eyes.

  23. Natasha Lyonne
    Deacon Jones
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    Isn’t this the chick that went fucking crazy on meth?

  24. Reese Witherspoon
    Cock Dr
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    Looks like a bittersweet lifestyle. Rich as fuck, glamorous, constantly hounded by assholes with cameras.

    • ad nasuem

      They don’t have to live in California. Simply moving to New York of all places would cut down on their encounters with the paparazzi by a ton. Any star that lives within 100 miles of LA is a de facto fame whore.

  25. Jesse Eisenberg Aziz Ansari
    TomFrank
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    I think they’re making a sequel to The Social Network where Facebook outsources everything to India.

  26. Robert Pattinson Haircut
    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone is pulling a Prince William.

  27. Al Pacino
    The Pope of Cleveland
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    “Listen all of y’all this is sabotaaaage!”

  28. Robert Downey Jr Manpurse
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He can get away with it.
    Time has proven he can get away with damned near anything.

  29. Carnie Wilson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW

  30. Kelly Brook Pajamas
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Please tell me there was a pillow fight later. And that there are pictures.

  31. Taylor Momsen
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    id hit it

  32. Kate Middleton Cowboy Hat
    chupacabra
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    She’s make a great Rodeo Queen.

  33. Shaun White
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Pros – American ginger gold medal winner
    Cons – everything else

  34. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
    Commented on this photo:

    “Come on Jessica, show some desire…wait…stagehand, show her the cheeseburger. YES..there we go *click*”

  35. Brooke Hogan
    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    What do you mean no outside food beyond this point?

  36. Jersey Shore Snooki Pickle
    Commented on this photo:

    . . . and Snooki eats another vibrator.

  37. Richard Scarry’s worst nightmare has come true.

  38. Jessica Simpson Fragrance I Fancy You
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    When’s the wedding?

  39. Chloe Sevigny
    Cookie
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    Pippa?

  40. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere a stripper is barefoot.

  41. Carnie Wilson
    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    Mama Cass?

  42. Beyonce Ass 4
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet Jay Z would like to meet THAT girl. Damn.

  43. LeAnn Rimes
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    ATTENTION AMERICA, THIS IS HOW A WOMEN SHOULD LOOK LIKE! NOT LIKE A FAT PIECE OF CRAP THAT 98.9% OF YOU LOOK LIKE. YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK.

  44. Prince William Cowboy Hat
    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    He too, makes a wonderful Rodeo Queen.

  45. Avril Lavigne
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder what’s wrong with her. Rabies? Struck by lightning?

  46. Jersey Shore Snooki Dead Bird
    Commented on this photo:

    “My vibrator. It was green and about this long. Ugh. My stomach feels funny.”

  47. Beyonce Ass 4
    Ksurfiws
    Commented on this photo:

    Jay Z treats her like a white girl

  48. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    Her band would be better named if they called themselves the Freshman 15.

  49. Jersey Shore Snooki Dead Bird
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Cross over, children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light.”

    • TomFrank

      Now clear your minds. It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don’t give it any help; it knows too much already.

  50. George Michael
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Out celebrating the demise of his favorite newspaper.

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