The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.6.12

July 6th, 2012 // 308 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, thanks to a funky mid-week holiday, is kind of light. On the bright side, it’s almost entirely female with the exception of the thing standing next to Elizabeth Hurley‘s breasts, the nubile, weepy-eyed Peter Parker of Fish’s dreams, and Bertney‘s federtots.

Oh, I almost forgot Carrot Top, but in fairness to me, does anyone really know the sex of this creature?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    Jennifer Coolidge can sing ?

  2. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini
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    Wait for it …. any second now, there will be a lightening bolt between her hands.

  3. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    El Jefe
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    Damn, in this blurry ass photo, she looks damn fine and bangable.

  4. Amanda Seyfried Legs Short Shorts
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    So she’s working out with Carrot Top?

  5. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    El Jefe
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    There is no way that he is human.

  6. Mila Kunis Midriff Sweatpants
    El Jefe
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    Dead to me. Next.

  7. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne
    El Jefe
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    She knows he is gay, right?

  8. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    El Jefe
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    Still talentless.

  9. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Why could’t my child care providers look like that when I was a child?

  10. Miley Cyrus Legs Converse Star Dress
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    Thank god she had that sweater on, it was only in the upper 80′s in L.A. on Thursday.

  11. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Hopefully Carrot top is off to get his money back from the manicurist who talked him into getting that ugly ass nail polish.

  12. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield El Hormiguero
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Oh! Its lovely!” (whispers to Andrew) “Burn it with fire!”

  13. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    EricLr
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    Mommy smells like cigarettes and grease!

  14. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    EricLr
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    Oh shit, I left my cell phone behind in the car…and also my career behind in 1998.

  15. Mila Kunis Midriff Sweatpants
    Bionic_Crouton
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    When you have completely given up on your appearance,
    TRY SWEATPANTS !

  16. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield El Hormiguero
    EricLr
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    El Pequeño Roboto finally explains to them why the fuck “The Amazing Spiderman” was even made.

  17. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Bond… James Bond…

  18. Mila Kunis Midriff Sweatpants
    EricLr
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    Once you’ve been corrupted by the Kutch, it’s just hard to get hard for you.

  19. Helena Bonham Carter
    EricLr
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    Did she ever look normal? I mean, surely in her baby pictures, right?

    • Johnny P!

      When she was younger and appearing in period costumes in Merchant-Ivory films (A Room With A View, for instance), quite beautiful.

  20. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
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    [img]http://gssq.entori.net/me/pics/wohen.jpg[/img]

  21. Elizabeth Olsen Legs Short Shorts Very Good Girls Set
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She looks like she hates being in pictures… What is her profession again?

  22. Miley Cyrus Legs Converse Star Dress
    EricLr
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    She must have made daddy move out. He was the one who would remind her of things like: why breathing is important, why it’s best to leave the stove controls to the pros, and remembering to wear pants.

  23. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne
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    Must. Kill. Shane. Warne.

  24. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Yeah!… Mental illness ROCKS!

  25. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini
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    This isn’t Hawaii, so you can drop the hang loose hand signs anytime now.

  26. Helena Bonham Carter
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    She’s like Victoria Beckham. She never smiles.

  27. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Kelly Ripa
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    Look how far her navel protrudes, that woman is a FREAK!!

  28. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    She had to leave because there was a sale. Kardashians don’t shop on sale days with the commoners.

  29. Helena Bonham Carter
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Helena Bonham Carter has these moments of clarity where she realizes that she is in a relationship with Tim Burton and a chill runs down her spine.

  30. Minka Kelly Tank Top Sunglasses
    Boo
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    My Christmas Gift please

  31. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Chelsea Handler’s body is bananas.

  32. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Other than the green fingernail polish, leathery skin, and complete lack of genitalia, what’s not to like?

  33. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield El Hormiguero
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Surprisingly different reactions to having thumbs stuck in their asses.

  34. Arianny Celeste Bikini
    Sheppy
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    Ding-dong!

  35. Minka Kelly Tank Top Sunglasses
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Oddly enough, when she clicked the button, my pants opened.

  36. Arianny Celeste Bikini
    Sheppy
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    Hot.
    Don’t care what you think.

  37. Mila Kunis Midriff Sweatpants
    cc
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    Look at her…she’s been Kutchered.

  38. Elizabeth Olsen Legs Short Shorts Very Good Girls Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wasn’t this supposed to be the hot one?

  39. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Bionic_Crouton
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    …And to think, The only reason that anyone cares about her having some douchbag’s kid is because her mother sold her sister’s sex tape

  40. Elizabeth Olsen Legs Short Shorts Very Good Girls Set
    cc
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    Hypoxia is not laughing matter people.

  41. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini
    cc
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    ‘Who made millions even though they are largely talentless? This girl!!!’

  42. Mila Kunis Midriff Sweatpants
    Kinky Minx
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    Is she pregnant? Her hips and belly look suspicious. But it could be the angle.

  43. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    Bionic_Crouton
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    (singing) “Hot POCKET!”

  44. Amanda Seyfried Legs Short Shorts
    cc
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    I thought you had to live Ireland to consistently that pale.

  45. Miley Cyrus Legs Converse Star Dress
    cc
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    I am at a bit of a loss as to where you’d get a sweater like that.

  46. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    red
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    i didn’t even recognize. her body looks sick…

  47. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    cc
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    The audience was divided…1 person liked it, the second hated it, and the guy passed out drunk had no opinion either way.

  48. Paula Abdul Russian Charity Auction
    cc
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    If a white van with two attendants comes by, tell them I went thataway,

  49. Paula Abdul Russian Charity Auction
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Paula Abdul went to visit the hometown of her two best friends… vodka and cheap prescriptions.

  50. Arianny Celeste Bikini
    Alison
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    This girl has as much makeup on her tits as she does on her face.

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