Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, thanks to a funky mid-week holiday, is kind of light. On the bright side, it’s almost entirely female with the exception of the thing standing next to Elizabeth Hurley‘s breasts, the nubile, weepy-eyed Peter Parker of Fish’s dreams, and Bertney‘s federtots.
Oh, I almost forgot Carrot Top, but in fairness to me, does anyone really know the sex of this creature?
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Jennifer Coolidge can sing ?
Wait for it …. any second now, there will be a lightening bolt between her hands.
shitty autofill….lightning bolt. Dammit
Damn, in this blurry ass photo, she looks damn fine and bangable.
Just remember that thanks to the “blurry image” portait effect, so did Elizabeth Taylor the last 60 years of her life.
So she’s working out with Carrot Top?
She’s one more set of curls away from dating A-Rod.
There is no way that he is human.
Dead to me. Next.
She knows he is gay, right?
Still talentless.
Why could’t my child care providers look like that when I was a child?
Thank god she had that sweater on, it was only in the upper 80′s in L.A. on Thursday.
Hopefully Carrot top is off to get his money back from the manicurist who talked him into getting that ugly ass nail polish.
“Oh! Its lovely!” (whispers to Andrew) “Burn it with fire!”
Mommy smells like cigarettes and grease!
Oh shit, I left my cell phone behind in the car…and also my career behind in 1998.
When you have completely given up on your appearance,
TRY SWEATPANTS !
El Pequeño Roboto finally explains to them why the fuck “The Amazing Spiderman” was even made.
Bond… James Bond…
Just make sure she keeps James Bond away from the black hookers.
Once you’ve been corrupted by the Kutch, it’s just hard to get hard for you.
Did she ever look normal? I mean, surely in her baby pictures, right?
When she was younger and appearing in period costumes in Merchant-Ivory films (A Room With A View, for instance), quite beautiful.
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Mommy?
She looks like she hates being in pictures… What is her profession again?
She must have made daddy move out. He was the one who would remind her of things like: why breathing is important, why it’s best to leave the stove controls to the pros, and remembering to wear pants.
Must. Kill. Shane. Warne.
“Yeah!… Mental illness ROCKS!
This isn’t Hawaii, so you can drop the hang loose hand signs anytime now.
She’s like Victoria Beckham. She never smiles.
Look how far her navel protrudes, that woman is a FREAK!!
She had to leave because there was a sale. Kardashians don’t shop on sale days with the commoners.
Helena Bonham Carter has these moments of clarity where she realizes that she is in a relationship with Tim Burton and a chill runs down her spine.
My Christmas Gift please
Chelsea Handler’s body is bananas.
Other than the green fingernail polish, leathery skin, and complete lack of genitalia, what’s not to like?
His “comedy” act.
Surprisingly different reactions to having thumbs stuck in their asses.
Ding-dong!
Oddly enough, when she clicked the button, my pants opened.
Hot.
Don’t care what you think.
Won’t hear any complaints from me.
Wasn’t this supposed to be the hot one?
Look at her…she’s been Kutchered.
…And to think, The only reason that anyone cares about her having some douchbag’s kid is because her mother sold her sister’s sex tape
Hypoxia is not laughing matter people.
‘Who made millions even though they are largely talentless? This girl!!!’
Is she pregnant? Her hips and belly look suspicious. But it could be the angle.
(singing) “Hot POCKET!”
i LOVE Jim Gaffigan:)
I thought you had to live Ireland to consistently that pale.
I am at a bit of a loss as to where you’d get a sweater like that.
i didn’t even recognize. her body looks sick…
The audience was divided…1 person liked it, the second hated it, and the guy passed out drunk had no opinion either way.
If a white van with two attendants comes by, tell them I went thataway,
Paula Abdul went to visit the hometown of her two best friends… vodka and cheap prescriptions.
This girl has as much makeup on her tits as she does on her face.