Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, thanks to a funky mid-week holiday, is kind of light. On the bright side, it’s almost entirely female with the exception of the thing standing next to Elizabeth Hurley‘s breasts, the nubile, weepy-eyed Peter Parker of Fish’s dreams, and Bertney‘s federtots.
Oh, I almost forgot Carrot Top, but in fairness to me, does anyone really know the sex of this creature?
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It’s nice they made the room at her nut house look like a cheap hotel…
Too bad we’re not making any more black microphone jokes. All I’m sayin’….
knocking me out with those American thighs and literally doing so with those American arms.
there should be a law about gingers being naked in public.
Ginger males, mind you.
I thought this guy died at the end of Mask…
Stop me if you’ve hear this one…What has two thumbs, crazy hair, and a drug overdose in her future? This girl right here!
Even Xena’s chakram to her neck can’t stop this she-demon.
Oh honey, look, a paparazzi! Let’s stop and smile for a sec, I haven’t been stalked in ages!
My thoughts exactly! Shocked people are still taking their picture!
Who tells their plastic surgeon “give me Will Ferrell’s eyes!”?
BAAAHAHAHAHAHA, fucking AMAZING!!!!
I won’t lie – with a low res Twitter pic in a dark room, she looks good.
I’m not sure what she’s riding, but I wanna try!
Carrot Top lives on ‘roids, protein shakes (of a couple varieties, if you know what i mean *wink wink nudge nudge*), and Tijuana Tony’s Plastic Surgical Emporium treatments. Ends up looking like orange Hulk. Downplays this by painting nails green, to distract unsuspecting public. He’s biding his time…
Who would have thought a regular pair of sunglasses would have covered both eyes at the same time?
Cindy Lou Who…the college years.
Where’s Clarabell?
It’s the Elaine Benes!
“Mommy, can I get an erection set for my birthday?”
think she’s wearing panties?
Not a chance.
Still hangin’ from my pecker if y’all must know.
That’s why I get the dry heaves when I see carrots in my food.
“Bathmats is clothes, right? …Fuck it. I’m rich. Bathmats is clotheses.”
It looks like she’s working on getting that last shard of jerky out of her molars.
If kunis is greek for hard road, then yeah, she in Mila Kunis.
“These two fellas came OUT my vergina!”
No they didn’t genius. She had C-Sections both times.
I’d put a solid fiver down saying she can’t explain the difference.
Is she the one that hasn’t killed anybody YET?
Mount Aetna’s about to erupt.
No, no, no. This is all wrong. That car should be some sort of metal dog creature with an awesome black saddle.
So she does have fans.
His hands look like Tom Cruise’s in Tropic Thunder.
I likes her Pizzas!
Somebody’s new meds are working!
and looking far less repulsive than usual
Those electronic door openers always work better when you point them at the lock
“I am the chain link fence. BE the chain link fence.”
Queen Latifah
Not seen – Johnny Depp in the backseat.
who gives a flying fuck?
Seconds later, she smashed a homerun in that exact direction, only to find out later that it was just a plate of ham salad, and it only made it as far as the next table over. The cat from Two Steps Forward had fooled her again.
BTW, that Asian guy in the background is about to crash into something….
because he’s Asian.
“More fan! I need more fan! And where’s my dry ice?”
“Now when I say three, smile really big for the camera and push mommy’s stomach in so she’ll look perty! One…two…”
Barman! Drinks for everyone!
She hot. You guys are fucked up.
Me not fucked up. She look crazy.
I have looked at this pic like three times….it doesnt look like Britney Spears to me,
and where the hell are her eyebrowss???
I was thinking the exact same thing: this just doesn’t look like Britney to me…
I’m kinda over her…. i havent missed a UFC Event since like UFC 39, and i liked her better before she got the bolt on’s. that said id still lick her butt if she asked.
I think it’s time to finally work the legs.
Agreed. He looks like Larry the Lobster from Spong Bob Squarepants.
Mr. Top, with all due respect, you might want to work the legs a little bit. I mean, it’s really not going to help the overall problem, but still.
“Mr. Top”
lol
How cute. They’re at that relationship stage when they can fart around each other.
All that’s missing is a baby carriage with a 12 pack of Bud Light.
Let me just say exactly what Fish is thinking….Pregnant !
Gay Kevin Costner
So this chick is a fighter, right? It’s the only explanation I can think of for why all the bones in her face don’t match up.