The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.6.12

July 6th, 2012 // 308 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, thanks to a funky mid-week holiday, is kind of light. On the bright side, it’s almost entirely female with the exception of the thing standing next to Elizabeth Hurley‘s breasts, the nubile, weepy-eyed Peter Parker of Fish’s dreams, and Bertney‘s federtots.

Oh, I almost forgot Carrot Top, but in fairness to me, does anyone really know the sex of this creature?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    your mom
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    It’s nice they made the room at her nut house look like a cheap hotel…

  2. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield El Hormiguero
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    Too bad we’re not making any more black microphone jokes. All I’m sayin’….

  3. Amanda Seyfried Legs Short Shorts
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    knocking me out with those American thighs and literally doing so with those American arms.

  4. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    your mom
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    there should be a law about gingers being naked in public.

  5. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
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    I thought this guy died at the end of Mask…

  6. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini
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    Stop me if you’ve hear this one…What has two thumbs, crazy hair, and a drug overdose in her future? This girl right here!

  7. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
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    Even Xena’s chakram to her neck can’t stop this she-demon.

  8. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne
    your mom
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    Oh honey, look, a paparazzi! Let’s stop and smile for a sec, I haven’t been stalked in ages!

  9. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne
    The Pope
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    Who tells their plastic surgeon “give me Will Ferrell’s eyes!”?

  10. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    I won’t lie – with a low res Twitter pic in a dark room, she looks good.

  11. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini
    your mom
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    I’m not sure what she’s riding, but I wanna try!

  12. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    Triscuit
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    Carrot Top lives on ‘roids, protein shakes (of a couple varieties, if you know what i mean *wink wink nudge nudge*), and Tijuana Tony’s Plastic Surgical Emporium treatments. Ends up looking like orange Hulk. Downplays this by painting nails green, to distract unsuspecting public. He’s biding his time…

  13. Amanda Seyfried Legs Short Shorts
    Bob
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    Who would have thought a regular pair of sunglasses would have covered both eyes at the same time?

  14. Miley Cyrus Legs Converse Star Dress
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    Cindy Lou Who…the college years.

  15. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
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    Where’s Clarabell?

  16. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini
    your mom
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    It’s the Elaine Benes!

  17. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    “Mommy, can I get an erection set for my birthday?”

  18. Miley Cyrus Legs Converse Star Dress
    your mom
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    think she’s wearing panties?

  19. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
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    That’s why I get the dry heaves when I see carrots in my food.

  20. Miley Cyrus Legs Converse Star Dress
    Triscuit
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    “Bathmats is clothes, right? …Fuck it. I’m rich. Bathmats is clotheses.”

  21. Miley Cyrus Legs Converse Star Dress
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    It looks like she’s working on getting that last shard of jerky out of her molars.

  22. Mila Kunis Midriff Sweatpants
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    If kunis is greek for hard road, then yeah, she in Mila Kunis.

  23. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    “These two fellas came OUT my vergina!”

  24. Elizabeth Olsen Legs Short Shorts Very Good Girls Set
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    Is she the one that hasn’t killed anybody YET?

  25. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Mount Aetna’s about to erupt.

  26. Helena Bonham Carter
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    No, no, no. This is all wrong. That car should be some sort of metal dog creature with an awesome black saddle.

  27. Demi Lovato Cleavage
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    So she does have fans.

  28. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne
    Chad
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    His hands look like Tom Cruise’s in Tropic Thunder.

  29. Arianny Celeste Bikini
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    I likes her Pizzas!

  30. Helena Bonham Carter
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    Somebody’s new meds are working!

  31. Minka Kelly Tank Top Sunglasses
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    Those electronic door openers always work better when you point them at the lock

  32. Elizabeth Olsen Legs Short Shorts Very Good Girls Set
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    “I am the chain link fence. BE the chain link fence.”

  33. Mila Kunis Midriff Sweatpants
    AAPL made me rich!
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    Queen Latifah

  34. Helena Bonham Carter
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    Not seen – Johnny Depp in the backseat.

  35. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    who gives a flying fuck?

  36. Paula Abdul Russian Charity Auction
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    Seconds later, she smashed a homerun in that exact direction, only to find out later that it was just a plate of ham salad, and it only made it as far as the next table over. The cat from Two Steps Forward had fooled her again.

  37. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
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    BTW, that Asian guy in the background is about to crash into something….

    because he’s Asian.

  38. Demi Lovato Cleavage
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    “More fan! I need more fan! And where’s my dry ice?”

  39. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    “Now when I say three, smile really big for the camera and push mommy’s stomach in so she’ll look perty! One…two…”

  40. Paula Abdul Russian Charity Auction
    Pine Table Fever
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    Barman! Drinks for everyone!

  41. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    Biff
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    She hot. You guys are fucked up.

  42. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    I have looked at this pic like three times….it doesnt look like Britney Spears to me,

    and where the hell are her eyebrowss???

  43. Arianny Celeste Bikini
    JuggNuttz
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    I’m kinda over her…. i havent missed a UFC Event since like UFC 39, and i liked her better before she got the bolt on’s. that said id still lick her butt if she asked.

  44. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    DeucePickle
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    I think it’s time to finally work the legs.

  45. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    JC
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    Mr. Top, with all due respect, you might want to work the legs a little bit. I mean, it’s really not going to help the overall problem, but still.

  46. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield El Hormiguero
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    How cute. They’re at that relationship stage when they can fart around each other.

  47. Mila Kunis Midriff Sweatpants
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    All that’s missing is a baby carriage with a 12 pack of Bud Light.

  48. Miley Cyrus Legs Converse Star Dress
    DeucePickle
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    Let me just say exactly what Fish is thinking….Pregnant !

  49. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne
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    Gay Kevin Costner

  50. Arianny Celeste Bikini
    JC
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    So this chick is a fighter, right? It’s the only explanation I can think of for why all the bones in her face don’t match up.

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