The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.6.12

July 6th, 2012 // 308 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, thanks to a funky mid-week holiday, is kind of light. On the bright side, it’s almost entirely female with the exception of the thing standing next to Elizabeth Hurley‘s breasts, the nubile, weepy-eyed Peter Parker of Fish’s dreams, and Bertney‘s federtots.

Oh, I almost forgot Carrot Top, but in fairness to me, does anyone really know the sex of this creature?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    Contusion
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    On the lookout for a public restroom and a wide stance.

  2. Mila Kunis Midriff Sweatpants
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    How dare you show your face in public after sexing the Kutcher!

  3. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini
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    At first glance, I diagnosed her with Sydenham’s chorea. Alas, I found she was just annoying.

  4. Amanda Seyfried Legs Short Shorts
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    Just buying paper….

    to stuff into dead animals….

    dee dee doo.

  5. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    Hugh Jazz
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    This guy LITERALLY sticks out like a sore thumb.

  6. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/06/untitled-227_224.JPG[/img]

  7. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Even Krusty needs a day off now and again

  8. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
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    “Hmm…. Am I a roided, washed up comedian that looks like the poster child against genetic tampering? Why yes… yes, I am…”

  9. Mila Kunis Midriff Sweatpants
    Hugh Jazz
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    Russia’s answer to Jersey Shore.

  10. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    Contusion
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    This isn’t meant to be funny…who the hell goes to a Demi Lovato concert?

  11. Paula Abdul Russian Charity Auction
    Contusion
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    The nuthouse I live at?? Oh, it’s over there.

  12. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield El Hormiguero
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    Their expressions almost look sequential

  13. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    mrsmass
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    this chick has millions of dollars. no excuse for that hair(line).

  14. Miley Cyrus Legs Converse Star Dress
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    Did she steal one of Richard Simmon’s sweaters?

  15. Paula Abdul Russian Charity Auction
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    Right there! Mr Snuffleupagus is RIGHT THERE!

  16. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    Colin
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    “Alright you guys, enough of the horseplay. Where are my eyebrows?”

  17. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    So they’ve electrified the beach in Tijuana

  18. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
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    From a distance, in a blurry picture…wait, I’ve used that before. NVM, carry on.

  19. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    Razdrazsharp
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    his nipple indents make me uncomfortable.

  20. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    juss
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    Her body looks great when it mostly hidden by well placed shadows.

  21. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield El Hormiguero
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    Oh my God, you used THAT porn video as inspiration?

  22. Helena Bonham Carter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Somewhere there’s a kindergarten going crazy

  23. Minka Kelly Tank Top Sunglasses
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    Thinning hair? Doesn’t matter I’d do her anyway.

    • El Jefe

      Prepare for a lifetime of Valtrex.

      • Ollie

        WTF?

      • Ollie

        Man, fucking Derek Jeter!

        “Jessica Alba – She got it from former boyfriend Derek Jeter according to the rumored story.

        Jessica Biel – She also got it from Jeter.

        Mariah Carey – Another Derek Jeter victim.

        Vanessa Minnillo – Once again…do not spread for Derek Jeter.

        Scarlett Johansson – Derek Jeter …AGAIN”

        Also Katie Holmes has herpes? Fark… I guess most of hollywood does if you believe these sites that list them.

  24. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
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    Carrot top. Chicken bottom.

  25. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    Johnny P!
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    When I was a little kid I used to have a Bozo the Clown doll with wild red hair and big crazy eyes and a huge creepy grin that laughed maniacally when you pulled the string.
    This is creepier.

  26. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Did she stuff Khloe in there?

  27. Amanda Seyfried Legs Short Shorts
    BlackManUSAontwitter
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    Uh oh. Looks like she might be setting her arms into “Madonna” mode

  28. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne
    Johnny P!
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    Still very hot. Still has questionable taste in men.

  29. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
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    Nipple reduction surgery is all the roid…I mean, all the rage these days.

  30. Elizabeth Olsen Legs Short Shorts Very Good Girls Set
    Johnny P!
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    “Think I’ll put on a funky headband and my Daisy Dukes, head outdoors on a beautiful summer day, and brood”.

  31. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini
    Johnny P!
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    “Yessss! Someone’s paying attention to me!”

  32. Mila Kunis Midriff Sweatpants
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    How did she fall from perfect 10, to generous 6 faster than gravity can account for? Mila Kunis was an inside job! I’m looking at YOU Kutcher!!!

  33. Amanda Seyfried Legs Short Shorts
    Johnny P!
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    She always looks prettier with sunglasses on…

  34. Helena Bonham Carter
    Johnny P!
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    She can even make light, summery clothes look like a gothic, steampunk nightmare.
    I LOVE this chick!

  35. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    Anonymous
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    I wish guys who worked out all the time would realize–the only people who want to see a guy wearing 5-inch shorts pulled down to an inch above their dick are OTHER GUYS who work out all the time wearing tiny shorts.

  36. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Johnny P!
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    Kim’s new ass hasn’t quite finished gestating yet.

  37. Arianny Celeste Bikini
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    When she told the doctor she wanted people to see her new tits from a mile away, do you think she meant the stretch marks?

  38. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    What’s with the old Cindy Lauper pic from the 80′s, Fish?

  39. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    The Brown Streak
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    Wait…I thought this was an episode of COPS.

  40. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
    The Brown Streak
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    People think it is the lawsuits that keeps Ronald McDonald out of McDonald’s restaurants now. In actuality, they just wanted to disassociate themselves with Carrot Top.

  41. Britney Spears Bikini Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You youngsters have it so easy. When I was your age you needed a ladder and an awful lot of patience to see people like this.

  42. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield El Hormiguero
    The Brown Streak
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    Andrew Garfield’s tapeworm finally came out.

  43. “Now when I say three, smile really big for the camera and push mommy’s stomach in so she’ll look perty! One…two…”

  44. Mila Kunis Midriff Sweatpants
    The Brown Streak
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    That store’s not the only thing open for business around here.

  45. Miley Cyrus Legs Converse Star Dress
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    It’s ‘Merica’s birthday, y’all.

  46. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Raises index finger. Shakes head.

  47. Carrot Top Shirtless Green Nail Polish
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    I think I can see the little man in the boat!

  48. Elizabeth Olsen Legs Short Shorts Very Good Girls Set
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    try putting a smile on your face when you have the Olsen twins as sisters,

  49. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    The Folds Aroundsherri hepherd
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    KILL IT KILL IT BEFORE IT HATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne
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    We’ve seen her act as a secret agent, we’ve seen her act as the devil…now see her act as a beard!

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