Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, thanks to a funky mid-week holiday, is kind of light. On the bright side, it’s almost entirely female with the exception of the thing standing next to Elizabeth Hurley‘s breasts, the nubile, weepy-eyed Peter Parker of Fish’s dreams, and Bertney‘s federtots.
Oh, I almost forgot Carrot Top, but in fairness to me, does anyone really know the sex of this creature?
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On the lookout for a public restroom and a wide stance.
How dare you show your face in public after sexing the Kutcher!
To be fair, she doesn’t look all that happy about it either.
At first glance, I diagnosed her with Sydenham’s chorea. Alas, I found she was just annoying.
Just buying paper….
to stuff into dead animals….
dee dee doo.
This guy LITERALLY sticks out like a sore thumb.
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Ahh, the calming influence of Crazy-eyes McPantalones.
Even Krusty needs a day off now and again
“Hmm…. Am I a roided, washed up comedian that looks like the poster child against genetic tampering? Why yes… yes, I am…”
Russia’s answer to Jersey Shore.
This isn’t meant to be funny…who the hell goes to a Demi Lovato concert?
The nuthouse I live at?? Oh, it’s over there.
Their expressions almost look sequential
this chick has millions of dollars. no excuse for that hair(line).
or that furniture! it looks like something from a bedsit/trailer
Did she steal one of Richard Simmon’s sweaters?
She borrowed it. Even Richard is smart enough not to wear a giant sweater in July.
I bet she thought she looked fat that day.
Right there! Mr Snuffleupagus is RIGHT THERE!
“Alright you guys, enough of the horseplay. Where are my eyebrows?”
So they’ve electrified the beach in Tijuana
From a distance, in a blurry picture…wait, I’ve used that before. NVM, carry on.
his nipple indents make me uncomfortable.
His entire being is making me uncomfortable.
Her body looks great when it mostly hidden by well placed shadows.
Oh my God, you used THAT porn video as inspiration?
Somewhere there’s a kindergarten going crazy
This.
Thinning hair? Doesn’t matter I’d do her anyway.
Prepare for a lifetime of Valtrex.
WTF?
Man, fucking Derek Jeter!
“Jessica Alba – She got it from former boyfriend Derek Jeter according to the rumored story.
Jessica Biel – She also got it from Jeter.
Mariah Carey – Another Derek Jeter victim.
Vanessa Minnillo – Once again…do not spread for Derek Jeter.
Scarlett Johansson – Derek Jeter …AGAIN”
Also Katie Holmes has herpes? Fark… I guess most of hollywood does if you believe these sites that list them.
Carrot top. Chicken bottom.
When I was a little kid I used to have a Bozo the Clown doll with wild red hair and big crazy eyes and a huge creepy grin that laughed maniacally when you pulled the string.
This is creepier.
Did she stuff Khloe in there?
Uh oh. Looks like she might be setting her arms into “Madonna” mode
Still very hot. Still has questionable taste in men.
Nipple reduction surgery is all the roid…I mean, all the rage these days.
“Think I’ll put on a funky headband and my Daisy Dukes, head outdoors on a beautiful summer day, and brood”.
“Yessss! Someone’s paying attention to me!”
How did she fall from perfect 10, to generous 6 faster than gravity can account for? Mila Kunis was an inside job! I’m looking at YOU Kutcher!!!
She always looks prettier with sunglasses on…
Actually you need sunglasses to view her.
She can even make light, summery clothes look like a gothic, steampunk nightmare.
I LOVE this chick!
I wish guys who worked out all the time would realize–the only people who want to see a guy wearing 5-inch shorts pulled down to an inch above their dick are OTHER GUYS who work out all the time wearing tiny shorts.
Well to be honest, with the roids, the shorts are probably 3 inches above his dick.
Oh, they know. They know. That’s why they do it.
Kim’s new ass hasn’t quite finished gestating yet.
When she told the doctor she wanted people to see her new tits from a mile away, do you think she meant the stretch marks?
What’s with the old Cindy Lauper pic from the 80′s, Fish?
Wait…I thought this was an episode of COPS.
People think it is the lawsuits that keeps Ronald McDonald out of McDonald’s restaurants now. In actuality, they just wanted to disassociate themselves with Carrot Top.
You youngsters have it so easy. When I was your age you needed a ladder and an awful lot of patience to see people like this.
Andrew Garfield’s tapeworm finally came out.
“Now when I say three, smile really big for the camera and push mommy’s stomach in so she’ll look perty! One…two…”
That store’s not the only thing open for business around here.
It’s ‘Merica’s birthday, y’all.
Raises index finger. Shakes head.
I think I can see the little man in the boat!
try putting a smile on your face when you have the Olsen twins as sisters,
KILL IT KILL IT BEFORE IT HATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
We’ve seen her act as a secret agent, we’ve seen her act as the devil…now see her act as a beard!