The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.29.11

July 29th, 2011 // 649 Comments

Where the hell did that thing come from? Oh, right, all the Starbucks.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed: Ass Edition which “ends” – There was no excuse for that. – our week with Kelly Brook‘s back bosom, Deena Cortese still bending over, I don’t even want to know and an incredible, if not adulterous, example of how every pregnant butt should be obsessively sculpted on a daily basis, along with Lady Gaga providing suggested uses for said butt.

I’ll be the drummer,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
    diego
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    She should go back to starving herself

  2. Kate Bosworth
    Grace
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    Are her boobs hiding in her purse?

  3. Kelly Ripa Eating
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    “OK, so I chewed it… Phew… That was hard. OK, you can do this Kelly, just try and remember… So what do you do next? Come one… Think! Chew then what? Chew then?? Dammit! You plebes get all the easy life tasks….”

  4. Michelle Rodriguez Tight Pants
    Form over function
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    This generations Rosie Perez

  5. Mr Obvious

    That’s a nice ass. Very very nice and I’m a breast man.

  6. Fabio Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice
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    Old Spice meets can’t let go of the past spice.

  7. Alec Baldwin
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    Pull my finger and I will shit you a script for a 30 Rock episode…

  8. Dolly Pardon
    BB
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    I don’t know why, but she reminds me of my grandma…

  9. Alec Baldwin
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    Sorry about my face… I was just hanging with Piper Parabo and I seem to have caught her disease….

  10. Dolly Pardon
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    That’s the best Pamela Anderson has looked in a long time.

  11. Fabio Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice
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    “I’m Omeprazole, the leading prescription heartburn medicine.”

    “And I’m Sodium Bicarbonate.

  12. Kate Bosworth
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    Is he an Auschwitz survivor too?

  13. Deena Cortese Butt Jersey Shore
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    I wish you missed this crap.

  14. Debbie Gibson GMA
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    25 years does terrible, terrible things to titties.

  15. January Jones Pregnant Yoga
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    Just remember to get the C-section, January…

  16. Pete Wentz Puma Bowling Shoes
    Grace
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    He’s actually too *uncool* for his shirt.

  17. Renee Zellweger Butt Yoga Pants
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    Ironically, she had me at “goodbye”.

  18. Deena Cortese Butt Jersey Shore
    Stewie Griffin
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    Don’t stand behind her, she might kick.

  19. Paz De La Huerta Court
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    Sam Ronson clearly sees something she likes…

  20. Deena Cortese Butt Jersey Shore
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    aaaarrghhh…..my soul again!

  21. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    GET TO DA POPCOAHN POPPA

  22. Dolly Pardon
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    In her defense, she looks great for 104.

  23. Kevin Dillon
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    It’s truly a fine line between captain of your local bowling team and Hollywood actor.

  24. Kelly Ripa Eating
    tatters
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    She looks like E.T. Someone force feed her some burgers intravenously STAT

  25. Laura Dern
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    That picture has completely destroyed every fantasy I had of her from Rambling Rose through Jurassic park.

  26. Piper Perabo
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    I can’t tell you what a meme is, but I know one when I see one.

  27. Elizabeth Hurley Nipples
    Coyote
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    Yes, I can poke your Eye Out

  28. Dolly Pardon
    Satan's bitch
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    Whoa.. That ain’t right.

  29. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
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    “No, I swear! Superficial had a pic of Britney going like this!”

  30. Kelly Ripa Eating
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    Just heard her belly button pop through her apron.

  31. Alec Baldwin
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    Listen bitch, no one can out act Alec Baldwin!

  32. Debbie Gibson GMA
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    There is some yolk sticking out of the top of her shirt. Must be from those “fried eggs hanging on a nail”.

  33. Piper Perabo
    FussyHussy
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    Did they use her making this face to create the mask for Scream?

  34. Piper Perabo
    Satan's bitch
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    Botox fail!!

  35. Kevin Dillon
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    So Kevin, what would you consider your best feature?

  36. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
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    Does he have sex with Beckham? Condems could help you both!

  37. Renee Zellweger Butt Yoga Pants
    Shiloh
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    If those pants were any tighter, you’d be able to tell which was more puckered: her mouth or her asshole.

  38. Paz De La Huerta Court
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    I haven’t seen someone in that much of downward spiral since Courtney Love did The People vs. Larry Flint… One word. HAGGARD.

  39. Kate Bosworth
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    You can’t throw a cell phone in L.A. without hitting a mystery man that looks just like this.

  40. Deena Cortese Butt Jersey Shore
    Coyote
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    OK, We need to start a list of things we never want to see again. Lets start with her and Snooki, and Rosie O’Donnell, Sam Ronson, Leighton Meester, and

  41. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
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    something tells me there’s 4 more pictures of this abortion coming

  42. January Jones Pregnant Yoga
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    Nice effort, but Ruined.

  43. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
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    ugh…3 more to go

  44. Deena Cortese Butt Jersey Shore
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    A thousand pictures of this bitch bent over and not ONE of you assholes will give her a push.

  45. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
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    2 to go

  46. Kelly Ripa Eating
    Shiloh
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    “How long are they gonna make me keep this crap in my mouth before calling cut? I’ve gotta spit it out!”

  47. Anna Paquin
    Shiloh
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    The circles on her blouse would make great floss for that gap…

    • BradLee

      ok the dress is ugly and she is not beautiful by L.A. standards but she does have a NATURAL looking face. Sure, she doesn’t look like Heidi but i can also look at her face and body without wondering what the hell is real and what’s stitched together.

      im one of those lucky ppl that got braces because my parents could afford and ive been lucky enough never to have a cavity so i understand that to some people a gap like that would be offputting but i think she’s very unique and pretty in her own way, not everyone elses way, there’s a difference.

      also TB fans, it’s not HER fault that sookie is annoying it’s the writers :D excited about tonights ep btw

  48. Laura Dern
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    That’s Laura Dern!?! Jesus, blonds don’t age well.

  49. Deena Cortese Butt Snooki Jersey Shore
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    Why are these Bigfoot pictures always so blurry?

  50. Fabio Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice
    H-Dogg
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    That turkey’s getting one hell of a gobbler on him.

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