The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.29.11

July 29th, 2011 // 649 Comments

Where the hell did that thing come from? Oh, right, all the Starbucks.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed: Ass Edition which “ends” – There was no excuse for that. – our week with Kelly Brook‘s back bosom, Deena Cortese still bending over, I don’t even want to know and an incredible, if not adulterous, example of how every pregnant butt should be obsessively sculpted on a daily basis, along with Lady Gaga providing suggested uses for said butt.

I’ll be the drummer,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
    Hugh Jass
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    NOOOO!!! Not on the piano!

  2. Debbie Gibson GMA
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    I think she’s alone now . . .

  3. Bridget Marquardt
    Honkey
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    GILF

  4. Renee Zellweger Butt Yoga Pants
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    She should stick to walking away from people…they may not be glad to see her arrive, but they’ll be glad to watch her leave.

  5. Paz De La Huerta Court
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    Worst. Tranny. Ever.

  6. Dolly Pardon
    Funny McFunnyGuy
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    LOL @ “Dolly Pardon”

  7. Justin Timberlake
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    …doesn’t own an iron.

  8. Pete Wentz Puma Bowling Shoes
    Honkey
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    He has arrived…

  9. Renee Zellweger Butt Yoga Pants
    LJ
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    No heels and a nicely pronounced ass. Most women need six inch heels to get that look.

  10. Dolly Pardon
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    Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  11. Bridget Marquardt
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    Where’d she steal that bedskirt from? THAT’S a walk of shame.

  12. Dolly Pardon
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    Dolly Pardon must be the tranny over-the-top caricature Dally Parton impersonator. Either that or Dolly has turned into a cartoon version of herself, and PhotoBoy has no idea who she is.

  13. Pete Wentz Puma Bowling Shoes
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    If I buy a pair can I kick him?

  14. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon
    Turd Ferguson
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    Nothing special at all about these bimbos.
    In fact, you know its bad and there is no career when they have to swallow their, umm, pride and move back in with the crypt keeper just for an allowance.

    • Nothing special? You think Hollywood is just overflowing with spray orange bimbos with bleach blond hair and small tits? See, the small tits is their angle…makes them stand out.

    • PoorMaryKelly

      I think it’s the fact that they’ll do anything with anybody is why they have any sort of appeal.

  15. Laura Dern
    Any Guy
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    exhibit A – why Victoria Beckham never smiles.

  16. Kate Bosworth
    TomFrank
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    Kate Bosworth, a “mystery man,” and the ghost of Brett Somers, saying it all with her eyes.

  17. Piper Perabo
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    “Oh my god, my skin DOES look like shit up close!”

  18. Deena Cortese Butt Jersey Shore
    Lemmiwinks
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    Mm-mmm! Mighty fine cankles!

  19. Deena Cortese Butt Snooki Jersey Shore
    Turd Ferguson
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    Just PRAYING for some dude in a bloody hockey mask to appear.

  20. Pauly Shore
    Any Guy
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    you can tell that girl is dating Pauly strictly for love. she’s not trying to be noticed at all.

  21. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
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    Total dick move, Fish.

  22. Luke Wilson Double Chin
    Turd Ferguson
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    Someone had a little too much to eat and drink at Mitchapalooza…

  23. Kelly Ripa Eating
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    She was just about to spit out that mouthful of Kraft Services, then saw the camera…

  24. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
    Honkey
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    This is the world we created……………………… FUCK!

  25. Paz De La Huerta Court
    Any Guy
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    i’ve seen other guys gush about this dude, i just don’t get it.

  26. Anna Paquin
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    “Sorry, I’m late…I spent all night prepping for making Quadruple-Stuffs and drinking bourbon…then everything went black”

  27. Renee Zellweger Butt Yoga Pants
    Snooki's Taint
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    Not a great future, but what a history! Now we know why she continues to get peachy roles.

  28. Deena Cortese Butt Jersey Shore
    Any Guy
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    all I can think of is a real live pig while looking at this pig. especially the hooves.

  29. Pete Wentz Puma Bowling Shoes
    Turd Ferguson
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    He had nothing better to do that night. Shocker.

  30. Elizabeth Hurley Nipples
    TomFrank
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    Yesterday, Leighton Meester; today, Elizabeth Hurley—does everyone on Gossip Girl go around braless? Why am I only finding this out now?

  31. Pete Wentz Puma Bowling Shoes
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It’s how they got Mr Ed to talk. He’s actually trying to get peanut butter off his gums.

  32. Paz De La Huerta Court
    Snooki's Taint
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    This girl is like a MOPED. She’d be fun to ride but you’d never brag to your friends that you did it.

  33. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Any Guy
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    “WHO SAID ZAT? MY ZON DOZ NOT HAVE NICE TEETS!”

  34. Deena Cortese Butt Snooki Jersey Shore
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    Looks like someone was filming their kids 8th grade play with a cell phone from 2001.

    WTF…why does 2001 not sound old enough for that joke to be funny? that was 10 years ago dammit!

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Snooki's Taint
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    And den, I’m gunna punch da guy who cancelled The Hummer!

  36. Laura Dern
    TomFrank
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    If those are real—nice dental work.

  37. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
    LJ
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    Could have been worse. Imagine the last four pictures with Brittany Spears (although the piano probably would have collapsed under the weight)

  38. Luke Wilson Double Chin
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    His face says he knows EXACTLY what it’s like to not be the “good” Wilson brother…and to know how low a bar that was in the first place.

  39. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
    neo
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    i love to floss my teeth with that g string after her performance. all juicy nice a sweaty. dam

  40. bonna

    i think renee can stop exercising. she’s going to turn into a big, massive muscle one of these days

  41. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
    Snooki's Taint
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    Wait, didn’t Fergie already do this?

  42. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
    Any Guy
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    so this is why Hideki Irabu hung himself yesterday, never knew he played.

  43. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon
    Mr. Poop
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    “We love cock!”

  44. Pauly Shore
    TomFrank
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    “Lean forward, bay-bee, so everyone can see that The Weasel still gets some nice poon.”

  45. DogBoy

    the face may have peaked years earlier, but the hind endures.

  46. Elizabeth Hurley Nipples
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    Were I there, you would see one Mcfeely Smackup boldly stride up to her, and deftly pluck the loose hair from her left breast…copping the gentlest of caressing feels at the same time.

    At least Mcfeely Smackup is the name I’d give the police, so you’d all know it was me.

    • Cock Dr

      She would deck you, curse you in that upper class British accent, and then have set security kick you repeatedly in the kidneys before they dragged your carcass to the curb.
      This is why fantasies need to stay fantasies.

      • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

        Er, Doc? How do you know that wasn’t some strange part of McFeely’s fantasy? It’s an odd crowd that comments on this site.

  47. Paz De La Huerta Court
    TomFrank
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    She covers herself up for court appearances? Paz should start learning how to Lohan her way out of getting put in jail.

  48. Debbie Gibson GMA
    GeorgeWBush
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    Almost looks like Brooke Hogan’s doppelgänger

  49. Deena Cortese Butt Jersey Shore
    diego
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    Ever hear some tell you stick it where the sun don’t shine? Well, now you can see exactly where that is.

  50. Laura Dern
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    Is she doing her impression of Arnolds head disguise in Total Recall?
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/bsmileart/3048433909/

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