The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.29.11

July 29th, 2011 // 649 Comments

Where the hell did that thing come from? Oh, right, all the Starbucks.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed: Ass Edition which “ends” – There was no excuse for that. – our week with Kelly Brook‘s back bosom, Deena Cortese still bending over, I don’t even want to know and an incredible, if not adulterous, example of how every pregnant butt should be obsessively sculpted on a daily basis, along with Lady Gaga providing suggested uses for said butt.

I’ll be the drummer,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon
    Kady
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    Who are these people?!

  2. Dolly Pardon
    irishboyo
    Commented on this photo:

    “But I am standing up straight”

  3. Leighton Meester
    I'm A Jerk
    Commented on this photo:

    “You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!’

  4. Dolly Pardon
    surgerylass
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    All the Hollywood celeb’s who are under going plastic surgery are all looking like the same species

  5. James Franco
    surgerylass
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    He is getting fat. Look at the size of his thighs.

  6. Fabio Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice
    surgerylass
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    Fabio looks 65

  7. Kelly Ripa Eating
    Debutante
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    Tanorexia and Anorexia ….. Perfect Together !!

  8. Piper Perabo
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    now that’s what you call Horse face

  9. Laura Dern
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think your hair color is supposed to match your skin color.

  10. Dolly Pardon
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    holy shit. too much plastic.

    all the old ladies turn into felines

  11. Kevin Dillon
    Debutante
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    WOW !! He looks like a very “Special” person in this pic !

  12. Fabio Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    This isn’t even a contest.

  13. Anna Paquin
    Debutante
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    Yeesh. She is really overrated.

    Go back to Canada or wherever the hell you’re from. But please feel free to take advantage of the American cosmetic dentistry available to you before you go !

  14. Debbie Gibson GMA
    Chris
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    Her body has aged but her clothes sense hasn’t.

  15. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
    J
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    I thought we were done with Taylor Momsen

  16. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that hand gonna catch it?

  17. Piper Perabo
    Sheriff Brody
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    ur gonna need a bigger boat.

  18. Kelly Ripa Eating
    tromba
    Commented on this photo:

    I think they forgot to put her in the coffin about 6 months ago.

  19. Renee Zellweger Butt Yoga Pants
    HackSaw
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    I’d hit it.

  20. Renee Zellweger Butt Yoga Pants
    bahlder
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    where the fuck did that thing come from?! oh and nice ass

  21. chev70

    It’s an incredible arse! I love it.

  22. Pete Wentz Puma Bowling Shoes
    bassface
    Commented on this photo:

    Douchebags and poseurs should NOT be allowed to wear Joy Division shirts, whatever the language.

  23. Anna Paquin
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    Why is she wearing the bottom of a bathtub as a dress?

  24. Kate Bosworth
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    This looks more like Jamie King than Kate Bosworth to me…..either way she should probably eat a cheeseburger with extra cheese and bacon and a pound of mayo…pronto.

  25. Renee Zellweger Butt Yoga Pants
    Ed
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know who convinced girls that leggings were pants, but keep doing it!

  26. Renee Zellweger Butt Yoga Pants
    JoeMahma
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    OMG, I want to eat that ass.

  27. JoeMahma

    Mmmmmmmmm….

    I want that.

  28. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    amazing! a picture that captures an actual fart escaping

  29. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon
    Knee Grow
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m the smart one!” “No, I am!” “Okay, you are.” “Wait, which one am I?”

  30. Alec Baldwin
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    Stop with her nose, idiots, she looks pretty!

  31. Michelle Rodriguez Tight Pants
    seals
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s hot

  32. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
    g33k
    Commented on this photo:

    Pure Seduction!

  33. Deena Cortese Butt Jersey Shore
    Kris
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    there should be a law prohibiting this creature from ever bending forward or backward more than like, 15 degrees. we get it, since being on the shore you have gone from whore next door to full on cum dumpster, but do you need to be in a permanent doggy pose?

  34. Piper Perabo
    Kim
    Commented on this photo:

    THAT’s who it was!

  35. Debbie Gibson GMA
    chupacabra
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    If Britney had stayed sober, sane, and skinny, this would be her … in like 3 years.

  36. Bridget Marquardt
    chupacabra
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    After that short, fat squat from Jersey, the highs are so high and lows, soo so low…

  37. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
    chupacabra
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    It would be nice if she just fucking stopped dressing up in mommy’s closet already.

  38. Paz De La Huerta Court
    Drundel
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet she can suck start a harley.

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