Welcome to The Crap We Missed where we bear witness to the epic accessories war between Jermaine Jackson and Richard Grieco that will only result in all of us losing a little dignity. We’ve also got that guy who refused to marry Jennifer Love Hewitt (still a good call, btw), and that time Dr. Sam Beckett jumped into a late 80′s porno. It was the first time a space-time traveler gave me an erection, but it wouldn’t be the last.
Just don’t ask about today’s Final Five — It’s Friday afternoon, and you really shouldn’t expect much more from someone who drank straight through his student loan refund checks at a Western Pennsylvania state school,
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Face of pride VS Face of shame
So how was prom?
Mashitty.
I didn’t know washboard abs could warp.
She’s a friggin’ WOMAN !
Not a nasty skinny “model” the queer baits here tend to fawn over……
Hey Gaga,
that dog should be wearing you!
I heard Ms. Furtado was into fitness now, but this is ridiculous.
Tara throws a little sweater on, explaining, “I like to leave something to the imagination.”
she is a dog
this poor thing. she is looking rough.
who is this chick?
fool.i.o
Literally thought that was Geraldo
Um. Yeah.
Tara Reid, everyone!
Cheeky girl…
Her body looks like an ironing board. Weird.
your move Stossel.
Her left nipple obviously does not want to go back in the water.
Kids, this why your parents tell you not to do drugs!
Have to admit I like some of his music but I don’t think I would like his personality. Recently found out that he was texting while he was holding the olympic torch, that’s douchebaggery in it’s purest form.
HEY GIRLFRIEND!
She’s wearing E.T’s skin
Spanx are your friend, embrace them
Did he borrow these from Kristen Stewart now that she doesn’t need them anymore??
I think Dennis Weaver looks good considering he’s been dead for years!
I’m old, what did you expect?
She looks like that sad crack whore who always begs for money near my work.
That “1968″ is the number of days left until he is eligible for parole.
A perfect set-up with piss-poor execution.
For a moment I was wondering what Snooki i’s smiling at, then I realized it’s not a smile. It’s gas.
Lovely tatas!
Those aren’t nipples. They’re turn signals!
“No wonder you can’t dance. There are too many rocks!”
SHE’S LISTING!
Jiminy Dick-ett.