The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.27.12

July 27th, 2012 // 401 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed where we bear witness to the epic accessories war between Jermaine Jackson and Richard Grieco that will only result in all of us losing a little dignity. We’ve also got that guy who refused to marry Jennifer Love Hewitt (still a good call, btw), and that time Dr. Sam Beckett jumped into a late 80′s porno. It was the first time a space-time traveler gave me an erection, but it wouldn’t be the last.

Just don’t ask about today’s Final Five — It’s Friday afternoon, and you really shouldn’t expect much more from someone who drank straight through his student loan refund checks at a Western Pennsylvania state school,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Snooki Cleavage Jionni LaValle Man Boobs
    squishy
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    Face of pride VS Face of shame

  2. Valerie Perez Cleavage
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    So how was prom?

  3. Lady Gaga Character Poster Machete Kills Twitter
    Codot
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    Mashitty.

  4. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    Joaquin ingles
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    I didn’t know washboard abs could warp.

  5. Christina Hendricks Bra Cleavage
    Dick Righteous
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    She’s a friggin’ WOMAN !
    Not a nasty skinny “model” the queer baits here tend to fawn over……

  6. Lady Gaga Character Poster Machete Kills Twitter
    bernard
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    Hey Gaga,
    that dog should be wearing you!

  7. Nelly Tank Top Pinky Out
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    I heard Ms. Furtado was into fitness now, but this is ridiculous.

  8. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
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    Tara throws a little sweater on, explaining, “I like to leave something to the imagination.”

  9. Lady Gaga Character Poster Machete Kills Twitter
    the crazy betty
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    she is a dog

  10. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    the crazy betty
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    this poor thing. she is looking rough.

  11. Jermaine Jackson Purse Bracelets
    the crazy betty
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    who is this chick?

  12. Will.i.am Ipad Stupid Clothes
    the crazy betty
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    fool.i.o

  13. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
    anthony
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    Literally thought that was Geraldo

  14. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    Bri Owens
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    Um. Yeah.

    Tara Reid, everyone!

  15. Zahia Dehar Butt Mesh Beach Cover
    Bri Owens
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    Cheeky girl…

  16. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    Brizzny
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    Her body looks like an ironing board. Weird.

  17. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
    mbcl
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    your move Stossel.

  18. Adriana Abascal Bikini
    Bitch. Please.
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    Her left nipple obviously does not want to go back in the water.

  19. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    judd
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    Kids, this why your parents tell you not to do drugs!

  20. Will.i.am Ipad Stupid Clothes
    Continu
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    Have to admit I like some of his music but I don’t think I would like his personality. Recently found out that he was texting while he was holding the olympic torch, that’s douchebaggery in it’s purest form.

  21. Jermaine Jackson Purse Bracelets
    hijkmno
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    HEY GIRLFRIEND!

  22. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    SimplyJack
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    She’s wearing E.T’s skin

  23. Melissa George Butt Tight Dress
    SimplyJack
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    Spanx are your friend, embrace them

  24. Joel McHale Tight V Neck Shirt
    Silverdragon
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    Did he borrow these from Kristen Stewart now that she doesn’t need them anymore??

  25. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
    Giorgio
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    I think Dennis Weaver looks good considering he’s been dead for years!

  26. Adriana Abascal Bikini
    Steve
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    I’m old, what did you expect?

  27. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    Rory
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    She looks like that sad crack whore who always begs for money near my work.

  28. Nelly Tank Top Pinky Out
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    That “1968″ is the number of days left until he is eligible for parole.

  29. Melissa George Butt Tight Dress
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    A perfect set-up with piss-poor execution.

  30. Snooki Cleavage Jionni LaValle Man Boobs
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    For a moment I was wondering what Snooki i’s smiling at, then I realized it’s not a smile. It’s gas.

  31. Valerie Perez Cleavage
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    Lovely tatas!

  32. Adriana Abascal Bikini
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    Those aren’t nipples. They’re turn signals!

  33. Adriana Abascal Bikini
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    “No wonder you can’t dance. There are too many rocks!”

  34. Christina Hendricks Bra Cleavage
    HollywoodOutsider
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    SHE’S LISTING!

  35. Will.i.am Ipad Stupid Clothes
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Jiminy Dick-ett.

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