Welcome to The Crap We Missed where we bear witness to the epic accessories war between Jermaine Jackson and Richard Grieco that will only result in all of us losing a little dignity. We’ve also got that guy who refused to marry Jennifer Love Hewitt (still a good call, btw), and that time Dr. Sam Beckett jumped into a late 80′s porno. It was the first time a space-time traveler gave me an erection, but it wouldn’t be the last.
Just don’t ask about today’s Final Five — It’s Friday afternoon, and you really shouldn’t expect much more from someone who drank straight through his student loan refund checks at a Western Pennsylvania state school,
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Lies. This is Glenne Headley in an outtake from Dick Tracy. I blame Warren Beatty for the shoes.
nothing to say, he’s cool
Hot new cougar trend: Buffalo Wing Legs.
Notice their respective reflexes when a camera shows up. She: Stops and poses. He: Looks down and walks away in shame.
What happened to Men of a Certain Age?
“Really? I’m the best you could do for the Final Five?”
Now you’re a man (MAN!) a manny manny man man mm..man man…. Now you’re a may-on!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
He’ll make a great Maitre D’
That’s a tiny penis.
Just how wet was she when they put her away after they rode her?
heheheheh
Dang, that was where I was going to go, too:
“When you look up ‘rode hard and put away wet’…”
But you did it better. I tip my hat to ye.
I love to see you leave, but I hate to watch you go!
AAACK! That is so much worse than anything ever.
“Hellooooo” – tummy.
“Am not a loser! YOU are! YOU ARE! Yes, YOU are!”
He has a Russian doll situation with Rob Schneider.
He did play football at Univ of Washington…
Do you suppose his entire net worth is on his right arm?
This website has gone to sh*t
MY GOD WOMAN PUT ON A SHIRT….her distended starved african child belly is freaking me out
More like the alcohol is taking out the liver. Liver failure, here we come!!
Holy Fucking Shit !
Nice Bell & Ross watch there.
love her face but shes just so wide and bulky…
cute perky bum
incredibly unflattering dress…and those cankles…unfortunate!
Tennis Club proms are the worst proms of all.
not bad for an old lady
“If that little bitch Paris won’t give me my brother’s millions, I’m at least gonna steal her jewelry and handbag. I have my dignity, you know!”
Her stomach looks like it’s whistling
And La La’s enjoying the tune.
Oh sweet guys look, a free surfboard! Wait… why does it have weird knobs and, is that a face?? Aw fuck, nevermind guys… it’s just Tara Reid again.
Look at those eyes. That chick is so dead on the inside you can almost smell the self loathing oozing out of her pores.
And this, kids, is why you exercise. Zero muscle definition and lumpy stomach means she doesn’t exercise, instead depending on lipo to keep the fat off.
But I’d still throw her a bone. At least she cares enough to keep the fat off, even if she’s using the wrong method.
Now I’m wondering if her vagina goes sideways
Oddly enough, the handbag is not the worst thing about this mess
You know, when Mario and Luigi came out of the closet, this is NOT what I had in mind..
I’m so ashamed at ho whard I’m wanking right now
Yo dawg, we put a dog on your dog ‘cos we heard you liked dogs!
I do apologise.
LOL.
The Jamie Kennedy Experiment gone awry!
Anyone remember when The Black Eyed Peas were any good? No, neither do I – get fucked Will.i.am.
She has a nice shape but a BRUTAL face
Would not matter from behind.
This guy sets the bar pretty high as the gold standard of desperate posers.
Damn. More testosterone than the entire lead cast of Predator.
So… does she kill people with her penis?
“I can still be in the Baby Bump section of Us Weekly even without the fetus, right? I HAVE to be relevant AGAIN!”
Wasn’t she Breathless Mahoney in “Dick Tracy”?
Michael Richards retarded brother?
I would literally wear her out. She would need her brake pads re – lined
So she’s like 2 feet tall, so that makes him, what, 2.5?
“Why are you doing that, “wiping your nose” thing with your hand? Oh!”
Who?
Why is her nipple pointing at that tree?