The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.27.12

July 27th, 2012 // 401 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed where we bear witness to the epic accessories war between Jermaine Jackson and Richard Grieco that will only result in all of us losing a little dignity. We’ve also got that guy who refused to marry Jennifer Love Hewitt (still a good call, btw), and that time Dr. Sam Beckett jumped into a late 80′s porno. It was the first time a space-time traveler gave me an erection, but it wouldn’t be the last.

Just don’t ask about today’s Final Five — It’s Friday afternoon, and you really shouldn’t expect much more from someone who drank straight through his student loan refund checks at a Western Pennsylvania state school,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicola Roberts Cleavage
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    Lies. This is Glenne Headley in an outtake from Dick Tracy. I blame Warren Beatty for the shoes.

  2. Joel McHale Tight V Neck Shirt
    Continu
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    nothing to say, he’s cool

  3. Alexandra Paul Miniskirt Muscular Legs Wonder Woman T Shirt
    JK
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    Hot new cougar trend: Buffalo Wing Legs.

  4. Snooki Cleavage Jionni LaValle Man Boobs
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    Notice their respective reflexes when a camera shows up. She: Stops and poses. He: Looks down and walks away in shame.

  5. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
    Contusion
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    What happened to Men of a Certain Age?

  6. Adriana Abascal Bikini
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    “Really? I’m the best you could do for the Final Five?”

  7. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
    The Winchester
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    Now you’re a man (MAN!) a manny manny man man mm..man man…. Now you’re a may-on!

  8. Snooki Cleavage Jionni LaValle Man Boobs
    Contusion
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    He’ll make a great Maitre D’

  9. Adriana Abascal Bikini
    Contusion
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    That’s a tiny penis.

  10. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    SIN
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    Just how wet was she when they put her away after they rode her?

  11. Melissa George Butt Tight Dress
    TooCoo
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    I love to see you leave, but I hate to watch you go!

  12. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    CranAppleSnapple
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    AAACK! That is so much worse than anything ever.

  13. La La Anthony Cleavage Belly See Through Shirt
    CranAppleSnapple
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    “Hellooooo” – tummy.

  14. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Bracelets
    CranAppleSnapple
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    “Am not a loser! YOU are! YOU ARE! Yes, YOU are!”

  15. Jamie Kennedy
    CranAppleSnapple
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    He has a Russian doll situation with Rob Schneider.

  16. Joel McHale Tight V Neck Shirt
    Homer
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    He did play football at Univ of Washington…

  17. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Bracelets
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    Do you suppose his entire net worth is on his right arm?

  18. Adriana Abascal Bikini
    Homer
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    This website has gone to sh*t

  19. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    lily
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    MY GOD WOMAN PUT ON A SHIRT….her distended starved african child belly is freaking me out

  20. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    Wheres my hat ?
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    Holy Fucking Shit !

  21. Joel McHale Tight V Neck Shirt
    bubba
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    Nice Bell & Ross watch there.

  22. Christina Hendricks Bra Cleavage
    lily
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    love her face but shes just so wide and bulky…

  23. Zahia Dehar Butt Mesh Beach Cover
    lily
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    cute perky bum

  24. Melissa George Butt Tight Dress
    lily
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    incredibly unflattering dress…and those cankles…unfortunate!

  25. Nicola Roberts Cleavage
    Frank Burns
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    Tennis Club proms are the worst proms of all.

  26. Adriana Abascal Bikini
    lily
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    not bad for an old lady

  27. Jermaine Jackson Purse Bracelets
    Frank Burns
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    “If that little bitch Paris won’t give me my brother’s millions, I’m at least gonna steal her jewelry and handbag. I have my dignity, you know!”

  28. La La Anthony Cleavage Belly See Through Shirt
    gillian
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    Her stomach looks like it’s whistling

  29. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    Truth.
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    Oh sweet guys look, a free surfboard! Wait… why does it have weird knobs and, is that a face?? Aw fuck, nevermind guys… it’s just Tara Reid again.

  30. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    J99
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    Look at those eyes. That chick is so dead on the inside you can almost smell the self loathing oozing out of her pores.

  31. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    SeymourButz
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    And this, kids, is why you exercise. Zero muscle definition and lumpy stomach means she doesn’t exercise, instead depending on lipo to keep the fat off.

    But I’d still throw her a bone. At least she cares enough to keep the fat off, even if she’s using the wrong method.

  32. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
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    Now I’m wondering if her vagina goes sideways

  33. Jermaine Jackson Purse Bracelets
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    Oddly enough, the handbag is not the worst thing about this mess

  34. Snooki Cleavage Jionni LaValle Man Boobs
    baked
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    You know, when Mario and Luigi came out of the closet, this is NOT what I had in mind..

  35. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I’m so ashamed at ho whard I’m wanking right now

  36. Lady Gaga Character Poster Machete Kills Twitter
    Pine Table Fever
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    Yo dawg, we put a dog on your dog ‘cos we heard you liked dogs!

  37. Jamie Kennedy
    Bigalkie
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    The Jamie Kennedy Experiment gone awry!

  38. Will.i.am Ipad Stupid Clothes
    Pine Table Fever
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    Anyone remember when The Black Eyed Peas were any good? No, neither do I – get fucked Will.i.am.

  39. Zahia Dehar Butt Mesh Beach Cover
    Bigalkie
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    She has a nice shape but a BRUTAL face

  40. Will.i.am Ipad Stupid Clothes
    Bigalkie
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    This guy sets the bar pretty high as the gold standard of desperate posers.

  41. Alexandra Paul Miniskirt Muscular Legs Wonder Woman T Shirt
    Pine Table Fever
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    Damn. More testosterone than the entire lead cast of Predator.

  42. Lady Gaga Character Poster Machete Kills Twitter
    SeymourButz
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    So… does she kill people with her penis?

  43. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    KellyC
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    “I can still be in the Baby Bump section of Us Weekly even without the fetus, right? I HAVE to be relevant AGAIN!”

  44. Lady Gaga Character Poster Machete Kills Twitter
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Wasn’t she Breathless Mahoney in “Dick Tracy”?

  45. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Bracelets
    Connie Lingus
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    Michael Richards retarded brother?

  46. Christina Hendricks Bra Cleavage
    Mike Hunt
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    I would literally wear her out. She would need her brake pads re – lined

  47. Snooki Cleavage Jionni LaValle Man Boobs
    SeymourButz
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    So she’s like 2 feet tall, so that makes him, what, 2.5?

  48. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Bracelets
    Humpinfrog
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    “Why are you doing that, “wiping your nose” thing with your hand? Oh!”

  49. Jamie Kennedy
    Mike Hunt
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    Who?

  50. Christina Hendricks Bra Cleavage
    Humpinfrog
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    Why is her nipple pointing at that tree?

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