The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.27.12

July 27th, 2012 // 401 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed where we bear witness to the epic accessories war between Jermaine Jackson and Richard Grieco that will only result in all of us losing a little dignity. We’ve also got that guy who refused to marry Jennifer Love Hewitt (still a good call, btw), and that time Dr. Sam Beckett jumped into a late 80′s porno. It was the first time a space-time traveler gave me an erection, but it wouldn’t be the last.

Just don’t ask about today’s Final Five — It’s Friday afternoon, and you really shouldn’t expect much more from someone who drank straight through his student loan refund checks at a Western Pennsylvania state school,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    Matt Lauer
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    No matter who wins in November, you gotta admit she’d make an awesome First Lady.

  2. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
    direchef
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    Tom Sackula

  3. Nelly Tank Top Pinky Out
    EricLr
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    $10 says the guy on the right has more talent.

  4. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
    Turd Ferguson
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    Looks like Chuck Norris auditioning for The Apprentice.

    But Chuck wouldn’t look foolish, and even if he did you wouldn’t tell him.

  5. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    Mr. Poop
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    She seriously looks like a crack-whore

  6. Joel McHale Tight V Neck Shirt
    EricLr
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    Someone just asked him when Daniel Tosh was replacing him.

  7. Nelly Tank Top Pinky Out
    Inner Retard
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    Massive photobomb… in the foreground.

  8. Melissa George Butt Tight Dress
    Matt Lauer
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    like two pigs wrestling under a blanket… very arousing

  9. Will.i.am Ipad Stupid Clothes
    Turd Ferguson
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    So does Mr. I.am just have the same outfit with different color parts to mix and match?

    Like ga.ran.i.mals?

  10. Snooki Cleavage Jionni LaValle Man Boobs
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    They look like the reflection in a funhouse mirror

  11. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    anonymous
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    Sadly Lindsay Lohan still looks worse.

  12. Alexandra Paul Miniskirt Muscular Legs Wonder Woman T Shirt
    EricLr
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    Wow, now there is a blast from the past. How old was that paparazzo to even recognize her?

  13. Nelly Tank Top Pinky Out
    Turd Ferguson
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    Is Einstein trying to flip off someone?

  14. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Bracelets
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait! You in the background! You heard of me?

  15. Snooki Cleavage Jionni LaValle Man Boobs
    Turd Ferguson
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    Boss Hog wants his hand back.

  16. Will.i.am Ipad Stupid Clothes
    anonymous
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    For once it’s not the iPad that makes him look like a douchbag.

  17. Katy B Butt Tight Pants
    anonymous
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    I ran a search…even Google was like “Who?”

  18. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
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    Does anyone have any freaky looking socks to totally complete this ensemble?

    • sassy

      Ha, that and one of those knit ski hats with the really long ties… preferably pulled down over her face.

  19. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Bracelets
    Turd Ferguson
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    Sorry Dick, that look still ain’t working.

  20. Melissa George Butt Tight Dress
    anonymous
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    put some syrup on that pancake ass.

  21. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Bracelets
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    Seriously…Who at The Superficial is Richard Grieco sleeping with? It’s the only explanation.

  22. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Bracelets
    JC
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    “I want YOU….to stop trying to figure out how I could possibly still be relevant.”

  23. Will.i.am Ipad Stupid Clothes
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    Gay.I.Am

  24. Katy B Butt Tight Pants
    jeffiner
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    jessie j. katy b. do all british pop singers go to a.a.?

  25. Katy B Butt Tight Pants
    tlmck
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    Yet another in the endless list of British pop tarts who have a shelf life of about 5 minutes.

  26. Joel McHale Tight V Neck Shirt
    DeucePickle
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    Holy crap, is this real ?
    Does Photoshop have a “make more beefy” button ?

  27. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    Contusion
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    Everything on her is 6-8 inches lower than it’s supposed to be.

  28. Snooki Cleavage Jionni LaValle Man Boobs
    tlmck
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    Sly Stallone, the early years…

  29. Alexandra Paul Miniskirt Muscular Legs Wonder Woman T Shirt
    DeucePickle
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    So….NOT Melissa Rivers ?

  30. Snooki Cleavage Jionni LaValle Man Boobs
    jeffiner
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    nice tits, boyfriend.

  31. Adriana Abascal Bikini
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, I don’t know who I am either.”

  32. Adriana Abascal Bikini
    tlmck
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    “De camel toe she no work no more.”

  33. Jermaine Jackson Purse Bracelets
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    What’s the score, is he kidnapping a Jackson or is he being kidnapped by one? I see the fingerprints on the window indicating a scuffle. Looks like he forgot to hide Grandmas pocketbook. When you go kidnapping you must have attention to detail.

  34. Alexandra Paul Miniskirt Muscular Legs Wonder Woman T Shirt
    jeffiner
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    who? oh, the baywatch chick with the kevin bacon face.

  35. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    richie
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    so sad. remember when she was the hottest chic ever (see Big Lebowski)?

  36. Snooki Cleavage Jionni LaValle Man Boobs
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she always smiling? Doesn’t she realize she’s Amy Winehouse without the musical talent?

  37. Melissa George Butt Tight Dress
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    She needs to check them tires. Looks a little low to me.

  38. Joel McHale Tight V Neck Shirt
    Bob
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    The shadows make it look like she needs a shave, but what a rack!

  39. Adriana Abascal Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    I mean no disrespect to the nice middle aged couple on the beach, but this seems like a mediocre finish to fabulous Fryday.

  40. Snooki Cleavage Jionni LaValle Man Boobs
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else notice she dropped one of her false eyelashes on her chest?

  41. Valerie Perez Cleavage
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    Looks like she hasn’t swallowed yet.

  42. Valerie Perez Cleavage
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m 45% sure that this is a woman.

  43. Adriana Abascal Bikini
    BillyRay
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    This is clearly Cobie Smulders in disguise.

  44. Alexandra Paul Miniskirt Muscular Legs Wonder Woman T Shirt
    The Pope
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    I’m 4% sure that this is a woman.

  45. Nelly Tank Top Pinky Out
    Govt. Cheese
    Commented on this photo:

    Nelly, Come ride with me!!! Seriously, there is a Zombie behind you bro.

  46. La La Anthony Cleavage Belly See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    ♫♪ Well, I’m sitting here, La La, staring at your ya-yas, uh huh… ♪♫

  47. Adriana Abascal Bikini
    The Pope
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    I think she just figured out how the three seashells work.

  48. Zahia Dehar Butt Mesh Beach Cover
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, come on. From the back, that could be any whore in Saint Tropez. Okay, any whore except Tara Reid.

  49. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
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    I always wondered what happened to that guy from Deep Throat.

  50. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
    hbw
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    With that porn stache, you would think he was entering the Uranus awards.

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