The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.27.12

July 27th, 2012 // 401 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed where we bear witness to the epic accessories war between Jermaine Jackson and Richard Grieco that will only result in all of us losing a little dignity. We’ve also got that guy who refused to marry Jennifer Love Hewitt (still a good call, btw), and that time Dr. Sam Beckett jumped into a late 80′s porno. It was the first time a space-time traveler gave me an erection, but it wouldn’t be the last.

Just don’t ask about today’s Final Five — It’s Friday afternoon, and you really shouldn’t expect much more from someone who drank straight through his student loan refund checks at a Western Pennsylvania state school,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jermaine Jackson Purse Bracelets
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    Nice purse, shithead!

  2. Lady Gaga Character Poster Machete Kills Twitter
    Johnny P!
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    Will probably be 1000% better than Desperately Seeking Susan.
    And I’m not a Gaga fan, just putting things in perspective…

  3. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Bracelets
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/27/untitled-227_224.JPG[/img]

  4. Zahia Dehar Butt Mesh Beach Cover
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    WHORE!

    No really, she was a whore.

  5. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    Johnny P!
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    Daisy-Dukes seem to making a comeback these days.
    These are ‘Daisy-Pukes’.

  6. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
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    He looks like a….

    “Quantum Creep”

  7. Nicola Roberts Cleavage
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    Shoe fail.

  8. Jermaine Jackson Purse Bracelets
    Johnny P!
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    Aging gracefully, I see, like the entire Jackson Clan.

  9. Adriana Abascal Bikini
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    “what can I say, it’s the only body I got”

  10. Nelly Tank Top Pinky Out
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    Glad to see that cut under his eye finally healed up.

  11. La La Anthony Cleavage Belly See Through Shirt
    Johnny P!
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    What an unfortunate shadow was cast by La La’s tits…

  12. Melissa George Butt Tight Dress
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    Fails below the waist

  13. Nelly Tank Top Pinky Out
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    “Hey, I stopped being relevant in which year?”

  14. Valerie Perez Cleavage
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    Those eyebrows are meant to be with each other.

  15. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    Inner Retard
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    To quote the song: There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself!

  16. Will.i.am Ipad Stupid Clothes
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    i.am.not.cool.

  17. Melissa George Butt Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m in the mood for mashed potatoes.

  18. Adriana Abascal Bikini
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Pretty much just phoning this shit in anymore, huh, photoboy?

    • Like he can hear you from the bar….

    • The more you know...

      The word “anymore” doesn’t belong in that sentence. I understand that using “anymore” as a synonym for “nowadays” is a regional thing, but that’s just not what it means. This lesson was brought to you by the letter “A” , and the good people at the “That’s Not What ‘Any More’ Means” foundation.

  19. Zahia Dehar Butt Mesh Beach Cover
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    Dehar-ierre

  20. Jamie Kennedy
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    Jamie Kennedy is now working as Brendan Friasers body double

  21. Jamie Kennedy
    Johnny P!
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    “Good Morning America!
    Here’s Jamie Kennedy: NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED!!!”
    Works better than any alarm clock…

  22. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
    sofa king
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    wilford brimley the younger years?

  23. Lady Gaga Character Poster Machete Kills Twitter
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    The chameleon… Can turn into any number of pop superstars of the past and regurgitate the same crap…

  24. Katy B Butt Tight Pants
    sofa king
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    raise your hand if you want me to take these pants off

  25. Lady Gaga Character Poster Machete Kills Twitter
    EricLr
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    That’s the most humiliating end for an animal since that chimp in Michael Jackson’s zoo committed suicide with “Rape” scrawled in feces on the wall.

  26. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    Cock Dr
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    She looks like a white malnourished Biafran…with really fucked up implants.

  27. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
    Inner Retard
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    He’s been trying hard to forget Enterprise. It shows.

  28. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
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    Everyone please mark this day as the day Silly putty was outlawed…

  29. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
    EricLr
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    If you put her stomach on a newspaper, you can copy stuff.

  30. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
    Johnny P!
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    Sam Elliott, Scott Bakula…. I think they cover for each other in roles nowadays when one of them wants a day off.

  31. Nicola Roberts Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    “Hey, who wants to dance?”
    *** crickets chirping ***

  32. Jermaine Jackson Purse Bracelets
    EricLr
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    Try to guess where the sweat ends and the Jheri curl gel begins.

  33. Joel McHale Tight V Neck Shirt
    sofa king
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    never go full carrot top

  34. Nelly Tank Top Pinky Out
    Johnny P!
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    “Hey! Nelly! How big is yo’ dick?!?”

  35. Jermaine Jackson Purse Bracelets
    Cock Dr
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    MOOBS, a man purse and a shoe polish hairline.
    Where’s the scarf?

  36. Christina Hendricks Bra Cleavage
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    It’s not that she’s incredibly looking but I am totally drawn to her in a morbid death-by-motorboat sort of way…

  37. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Bracelets
    EricLr
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    When one human being encompasses all the worst elements of Tim Burton, Rick Springfield, Criss Angel, and that homeless guy on your street who keeps mumbling to himself about being famous.

  38. Zahia Dehar Butt Mesh Beach Cover
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    So apparently France has to imitate us even down to the most despicable aspects like Shauna Sand…

  39. Adriana Abascal Bikini
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    Arm pit nipples. Lovely.

  40. Melissa George Butt Tight Dress
    Johnny P!
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    Versace… Gaultier… Valentino… Dolce e Gabbana…
    now Play-Doh is in the designer game?

  41. Tara Reid Bikini Weird Stomach Jean Shorts
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    I’m surprised they didn’t cast Tara in the new Total Recall to carry Quato. No makeup or prosthetics needed.

  42. Christina Hendricks Bra Cleavage
    EricLr
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    I think I would look good in red.

  43. Nelly Tank Top Pinky Out
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    I guess he wants to forget about the “2 in the pink” part…

  44. Snooki Cleavage Jionni LaValle Man Boobs
    Johnny P!
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    What a fucked up baby that’s gonna be….

  45. Jamie Kennedy
    EricLr
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    Please note that it said “at Good Morning America” not “on Good Morning America.”

  46. Alexandra Paul Miniskirt Muscular Legs Wonder Woman T Shirt
    Johnny P!
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    “Hello, He-Man! Miss me? BWA-hahahahaaaa!”

  47. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
    EricLr
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    Looks like someone’s jumped into the body of a coked-up porn star in the 70′s.

  48. Scott Bakula Porn Stache
    Jack
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    No matter how hard you try, you won’t be getting that starring role in Magnum, P.I., The Movie.

  49. Alexandra Paul Miniskirt Muscular Legs Wonder Woman T Shirt
    Inner Retard
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    Wish I had not clicked on this picture!
    Wish I had not clicked on this picture!
    Wish I had not clicked on this picture!

  50. Will.i.am Ipad Stupid Clothes
    EricLr
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    He looks like a coloring book after the slow kid got hold of it.

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