Welcome to The Crap We Missed where we bear witness to the epic accessories war between Jermaine Jackson and Richard Grieco that will only result in all of us losing a little dignity. We’ve also got that guy who refused to marry Jennifer Love Hewitt (still a good call, btw), and that time Dr. Sam Beckett jumped into a late 80′s porno. It was the first time a space-time traveler gave me an erection, but it wouldn’t be the last.
Just don’t ask about today’s Final Five — It’s Friday afternoon, and you really shouldn’t expect much more from someone who drank straight through his student loan refund checks at a Western Pennsylvania state school,
- Photo Boy
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Nice purse, shithead!
it’s not a purse, it’s European (and Michael’s money bought it.)
It’s a “Murse”
good one
Nothing wrong with his purse. They match his bracelets and his tits.
Will probably be 1000% better than Desperately Seeking Susan.
And I’m not a Gaga fan, just putting things in perspective…
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHORE!
No really, she was a whore.
I’d hit it so hard, whoever pulls me outta that would be crowned the next king of england
LMAO!
Daisy-Dukes seem to making a comeback these days.
These are ‘Daisy-Pukes’.
LMFAO!!!
Well played Johnny P, Well Played.
He looks like a….
“Quantum Creep”
Oh Boy!
Shoe fail.
yeah, whatcha think about that CD?
Aging gracefully, I see, like the entire Jackson Clan.
“what can I say, it’s the only body I got”
Glad to see that cut under his eye finally healed up.
What an unfortunate shadow was cast by La La’s tits…
Fails below the waist
“Hey, I stopped being relevant in which year?”
Those eyebrows are meant to be with each other.
They are remarkably tidy though, I have to say.
Thick eyebrows > penciled-in chula markings on every chick who’s ever lived.
To quote the song: There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself!
She reminds me of that Hanukkah song:
♫♪ Oh, stomach, stomach, stomach,
I made you out of clay… ♪♫
i.am.not.cool.
I’m in the mood for mashed potatoes.
lumpy ones, right? just like mom used to make
ARE those potatoes in her sack?
Pretty much just phoning this shit in anymore, huh, photoboy?
Like he can hear you from the bar….
The word “anymore” doesn’t belong in that sentence. I understand that using “anymore” as a synonym for “nowadays” is a regional thing, but that’s just not what it means. This lesson was brought to you by the letter “A” , and the good people at the “That’s Not What ‘Any More’ Means” foundation.
I really wish you grammarphags would die in a goddamn fire.
I will not pretend to have complete mastery of english language, as I was busy earning advanced degrees of actual use. But please catapostrophe with a new name, please elaborate.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anymore
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/anymore
I’m not Catapostrophe. The links you provided said basically the same thing I did. “Anymore”, which really should be “any more”, is both a misspelling and a word that is often misused. Because of how often people combine the words and use it as a synonym for “nowadays”, the misspelling is now an alternate spelling, and the meaning it never really had is now an alternate definition. The alternate definition and spelling are not recognized by all dictionaries, by the way; that’s pretty interesting, right? Oh, and a big thumbs up for you and your fancy degrees. USDA Prime McBeef is educated in something that really matters, everyone!
TMYN: I hope you develop uncontrollable, violent diarrhea.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anymore?show=0&t=1343423083
Dehar-ierre
Jamie Kennedy is now working as Brendan Friasers body double
Actually thought Joshua Jackson had lost some weight?
“Good Morning America!
Here’s Jamie Kennedy: NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED!!!”
Works better than any alarm clock…
wilford brimley the younger years?
The chameleon… Can turn into any number of pop superstars of the past and regurgitate the same crap…
chameleons being noteworthy for their prodigious regurgitation
raise your hand if you want me to take these pants off
That’s the most humiliating end for an animal since that chimp in Michael Jackson’s zoo committed suicide with “Rape” scrawled in feces on the wall.
She looks like a white malnourished Biafran…with really fucked up implants.
For just thirty cents a day, you can help prevent paparazzi from photographing this train wreck.
Nooo!! Tara Reid pictures only get more awesome!
Please tell me the name of that charity.
He’s been trying hard to forget Enterprise. It shows.
Everyone please mark this day as the day Silly putty was outlawed…
If you put her stomach on a newspaper, you can copy stuff.
Sam Elliott, Scott Bakula…. I think they cover for each other in roles nowadays when one of them wants a day off.
“Hey, who wants to dance?”
*** crickets chirping ***
Try to guess where the sweat ends and the Jheri curl gel begins.
In 1972
never go full carrot top
“Hey! Nelly! How big is yo’ dick?!?”
More like “what size do you prefer in your mouth?”
Nah, then he’d be holding up three fingers, minimum…
MOOBS, a man purse and a shoe polish hairline.
Where’s the scarf?
He went sans-scarf so he could overload on bracelet.
It’s not that she’s incredibly looking but I am totally drawn to her in a morbid death-by-motorboat sort of way…
When one human being encompasses all the worst elements of Tim Burton, Rick Springfield, Criss Angel, and that homeless guy on your street who keeps mumbling to himself about being famous.
So apparently France has to imitate us even down to the most despicable aspects like Shauna Sand…
Arm pit nipples. Lovely.
Versace… Gaultier… Valentino… Dolce e Gabbana…
now Play-Doh is in the designer game?
I’m surprised they didn’t cast Tara in the new Total Recall to carry Quato. No makeup or prosthetics needed.
HAHAHA!!! Yea no kidding! Good call!
I think I would look good in red.
I guess he wants to forget about the “2 in the pink” part…
What a fucked up baby that’s gonna be….
Be nice. The world needs jockeys.
I’d actually laugh if their child ends up playing center in the NBA
Please note that it said “at Good Morning America” not “on Good Morning America.”
“Hello, He-Man! Miss me? BWA-hahahahaaaa!”
Looks like someone’s jumped into the body of a coked-up porn star in the 70′s.
No matter how hard you try, you won’t be getting that starring role in Magnum, P.I., The Movie.
Wish I had not clicked on this picture!
Wish I had not clicked on this picture!
Wish I had not clicked on this picture!
He looks like a coloring book after the slow kid got hold of it.