The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.25.14

July 25th, 2014 // 358 Comments

The Crap We Missed where it’s just another day, another embarrassing, drunk public appearance for Kiefer Sutherland. This guy needs some new material. We’ve also got Vin Diesel basking in his almost non-speaking role in which he’s rendered completely unrecognizable with CG effects, Ireland Baldwin at the bottom of the Republicans’ dreaded slippery slope, and Queen Elizabeth who just knows this bitch is about to take her phone out and start texting through this whole thing.

Seriously, there should be laws against these people,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Eiza González Midriff Spandex Pants Comic Con
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    Hello.

  2. Maggie Gyllenhaal Bra See Through Shirt
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    Still sexy.

  3. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Minidress Midriff
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    …but then, you guys thought paris hilton was hot too, so…

  4. Hilary Duff Legs Hooker Boots Miniskirt
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    She’s bringing the fucking heat.

  5. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Spandex Pants Baby Stroller LAX
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    …jesus, she’s not even trying to be discreet about smuggling the body out of there…

  6. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Minidress Midriff
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    If you look like that and can’t keep a man, something is wrong with you.

  7. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Bra Instagram
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    Her body is fucking tight.

  8. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Bra Instagram
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    …um …excuse me …guys …but …did you forget something? [fidgets nervously] …uh, Coco pics? …not even one? [frantically wrings hands] …’cause i looked twice and did’nt any …so, um… [wipes brow]

    http://i.imgur.com/WBJxsVF.gif

  9. Tori Spelling Butt Beach Cover
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Desperately Seeking January Jones?

  10. Tara Reid Cleavage Weird Skinny Legs Minidress Comic Con
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “Jesus lady, let GO of my arm! You look older than my mother!”

    ‘Oh really? Is she into chicks? I have an Incest Is Best discount!’

  11. Ian Somerhalder Red Scarf LAX
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Every day, in every way, I’m getting better and gayer.

  12. Lea Michele Nipples
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    She looks BETTER in internet BDSM cartoon porn than she does in real life.

  13. Tom Jones Surprised Look
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Tom Jones: “I feel FANTASTIC!”
    coincidentally the motto of
    The Society Of Old Men Who Walk Around With A Vibrator In Their Ass

  14. Karolina Kurkova Buttcheek Flash
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Don’t you just HATE someone SO good looking she can look down at her OWN ass and say,

    “Yeah … I’d hit that!”

    And everyone just has to nod their head in agreement?

  15. Ireland Baldwin Kissing Dog Instagram
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “Desperate Attention Seeking Bitch!”

    Courtesy of Toss Up Titling

  16. Denise Richards Skinny Arms Legs Methhead Friend
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    SILF – SAINT I’d Like To Fuck

    and she’s as close as you are going to find in that town.

  17. Eiza González Midriff Spandex Pants Comic Con
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “My English is not good. Do not know …SYFi …but I LOVED old documentary ‘Indecent Proposal’ starring Demi Moore.”

  18. Maggie Gyllenhaal Bra See Through Shirt
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    All my fantasies about her begin and end with her as my Secretary.

  19. Hilary Duff Legs Hooker Boots Miniskirt
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    For a split second I thought,

    “Damn! Dakota Fanning looks good with more weight on her.”

  20. Kristin Cavallari Butt Legs Romper
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Kristin, you ignorant slut! This is NOT the upskirt shot your PR person promised the paps if they showed up!

  21. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Minidress Midriff
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    (Completely un-useable comment alert and it’s too over the top I apologize in advance but posted anyway because it seems to sum up the situation)

    Kidnap, rape, ransom – the ONLY way you can hit that and NOT have to listen her bitch you out on the radio for the next year.

  22. Amy Childs Cleavage Sunglasses JuiceToU Anniversary Party
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Wow! Someone made a Healthy-Heroin Angelina Jolie clone!

    She must have cost Brad MORE than the engagement ring.

  23. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Spandex Pants Baby Stroller LAX
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Great fashion choice, North!

    Anyway you can get your MOM to wear it full time?

  24. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Bra Instagram
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    FYI, THIS is how Ashley Greene THINKS she looks.

  25. John Malkovich Posing With Penguin Comic Con
    Swearin
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    In this photo, John Malkovich and the penguin suit he wears on the weekends…

  26. Nina Agdal Sweaty Cleavage Instagram
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    What’s up with the ear-buds? She’s already got a great pair of speakers.

  27. Penis Cloud
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    Sort of answers the question what does gawd do when he’s bored?

  28. Selena Gomez Cleavage No Bra Under Blazer Cara Delevingne Holding Bird Instagram
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    I wonder if I’d be better off fucking them simultaneously or in succession.

  29. Richie Sambora Pubey Facial Hair Green Sunglasses Genlux Magazine Issue Release Party
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    Didn’t he fucking die?

  30. Tori Spelling Butt Beach Cover
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    Her ass doesn’t look too awfully bad, but other than that she’s a fucking beast!

  31. Mickey Rourke Bandage On Arm Skinny Jeans Leather Shoes No Socks
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    Showing off your new ink, Mick? Get the fuck out of West Holly and head to San Diego. That’s where all the pussy is…

  32. Tom Jones Surprised Look
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    I really loved ♫ ♪ What’s New Pussycat? ♫ ♪

  33. Karolina Kurkova Buttcheek Flash
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    That tart is just teasing me to go over there and plant my lips right on that butt. “Be patient…I’ll be there asap…”

  34. Ireland Baldwin Kissing Dog Instagram
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    I think she’s going to teach that hound to do that to her pussy.

  35. Eiza González Midriff Spandex Pants Comic Con
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    “Hi, Babe. Love you, too.”

  36. Hilary Duff Legs Hooker Boots Miniskirt
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    I want to tickle those thighs with my whiskers…

  37. Amy Childs Cleavage Sunglasses JuiceToU Anniversary Party
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    This is an incredible looking woman. (Google helped.)

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Spandex Pants Baby Stroller LAX
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    Guy on the left: *whisper* ” I really love it when you rub your tits against me…do it again after you get the baby in the car.”

  39. Lea Michele Nipples
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    Another piece of evidence that a great ass cannot save your fuckability if your face looks like shit

  40. Ireland Baldwin Kissing Dog Instagram
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    The dog is praying for her not to have any peanut butter around…

  41. Hilary Duff Legs Hooker Boots Miniskirt
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    She is singing again… Oh how I’ve missed you 2005

  42. Lea Michele Nipples
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    I gotta break from the pack on this one. I would do her six ways to Sunday.

  43. Tom Jones Surprised Look
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    “It’s not unusual for me to dress like a blind man.”

  44. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Bra Instagram
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    Very hot from the neck down.

  45. Mickey Rourke Bandage On Arm Skinny Jeans Leather Shoes No Socks
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    Bucket list:
    See Carla Gugino naked
    Steal Joe Jonas’ clothes
    Steal Kim Kardashian’s shoes
    Get an owl tattoo

    Goin’ strong Rourke!

  46. Kiefer Sutherland Excited Face Comic Con
    Mr. Fahrenheit
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    “Did someone say ‘brown liquor?’”

  47. Ireland Baldwin Kissing Dog Instagram
    Poison Ivy League
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    I bet that dog is feigning lesbianism to get InstaGram likes

  48. Selena Gomez Cleavage No Bra Under Blazer Cara Delevingne Holding Bird Instagram
    dennis
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    Looks like someone forget she sitting next to Justin Bieber and automatically starting giving Cara a handjob with a dick that isn’t there.

  49. Penis Cloud
    spikedtounge
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    I’m staying inside because I definitely don’t wanna get caught in that downpour!

  50. Penis Cloud
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    At this years SD Comic-Con, Fox execs speaking at the upcoming Fantastic Four movie panel cheerfully announced that this time around Galactus will be a little less purple but much more Galacdick.

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