The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.25.14

July 25th, 2014 // 358 Comments

The Crap We Missed where it’s just another day, another embarrassing, drunk public appearance for Kiefer Sutherland. This guy needs some new material. We’ve also got Vin Diesel basking in his almost non-speaking role in which he’s rendered completely unrecognizable with CG effects, Ireland Baldwin at the bottom of the Republicans’ dreaded slippery slope, and Queen Elizabeth who just knows this bitch is about to take her phone out and start texting through this whole thing.

Seriously, there should be laws against these people,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey Comic Con
    MZ MIZRY
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    looks like hes on his way to his appearance on Yo MTV Raps.
    which was back in liek 1987.

  2. Mickey Rourke Bandage On Arm Skinny Jeans Leather Shoes No Socks
    Dick Nose
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    The heroin makes me pointy shoes itch!

  3. Katy Perry Cleavage Green Hair
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    I’ve never understood the fascination with this woman; but then again, I don’t masturbate with crayons.

  4. Kiefer Sutherland Excited Face Comic Con
    buzz
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    He better be announcing 24: Fucking up Moscow during this.

  5. Kristin Cavallari Butt Legs Romper
    JimBB
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    I dedicate this photo to my ex-wife–who claimed that losing pregnancy weight, even years later, was neigh impossible. And to prove it, she engaged in a strict workout regime of sitting on her ass all day eating junk food and watching TV, just to show me that it COULD NOT be done.

  6. Penis Cloud
    buzz
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    Salty rain in the forecast.

  7. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey Comic Con
    buzz
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    So what the hell is he doing there beside commenting on other people’s hard work and handing out spoilers to the internet.

  8. Ian Somerhalder Red Scarf LAX
    cc
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    Siri, find me somewhere where there’s no chance of seeing a Kardashian.

  9. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Minidress Midriff
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    And she doesn’t have a BF with a body like that = Really Fucked Up Crazy Bitch that would knive you during sex.

  10. Mickey Rourke Bandage On Arm Skinny Jeans Leather Shoes No Socks
    cc
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    ”ey man, you tip us next time, or we’ll do worse to your fukkin’ arm, maricone’

  11. Selena Gomez Cleavage No Bra Under Blazer Cara Delevingne Holding Bird Instagram
    anonymous
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    Cara’s got that look of pride like she’s only a few drinks away from introducing Selena to carpet munching.

  12. Ireland Baldwin Kissing Dog Instagram
    cc
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    ‘Hey baby, taste my balls’

  13. Eiza González Midriff Spandex Pants Comic Con
    cc
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    If the next picture isn’t her from the back…

  14. Mickey Rourke Bandage On Arm Skinny Jeans Leather Shoes No Socks
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    No Mickey. Would you do HERMIONE.

  15. Penis Cloud
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    Looks like a pannus, but with one heck of a thunderhead! Get ready for a Cumulus, cause sombody has been taking his Virga.
    OK, I get it, enough already…

  16. Ireland Baldwin Kissing Dog Instagram
    buzz
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    Someone tell that dog you don’t kiss ‘em after they swallow.

  17. Penis Cloud
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    BTW, what’s with the tether lines holding it up? Some deity’s E.D. aid or a modified Prince Albert?

  18. Denise Richards Skinny Arms Legs Methhead Friend
    anonymous
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    David Spade gets around.

  19. Maggie Gyllenhaal Bra See Through Shirt
    cc
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    Aw c’mon!

  20. Maggie Gyllenhaal Bra See Through Shirt
    buzz
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    She even looks like she about to say “Turtle”.

  21. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey Comic Con
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    “Dogma” was still great though.

  22. Kiefer Sutherland Excited Face Comic Con
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    I see traces of his former cuteness coming out here. This makes me happy.

  23. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Minidress Midriff
    cc
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    Say one thing for her…she generally looks as though she knows how to dress, unlike most celebrities.

    And her ass perkiness factor is probably very high.

  24. Selena Gomez Cleavage No Bra Under Blazer Cara Delevingne Holding Bird Instagram
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    “See Justin? I can be wild too! I’m willing to try new things! Do you love me now?” Just sad…

  25. Penis Cloud
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    Looks like Mother Nature is into some scrotal BDSM.

  26. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Bra Instagram
    cc
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    She seems to do little else than post pictures…and I’m damn glad for it.

  27. Richie Sambora Pubey Facial Hair Green Sunglasses Genlux Magazine Issue Release Party
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    Looks pretty good.

  28. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Minidress Midriff
    anonymous
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    The guy in the back looks like he wants to go for it. Luckily his buddy is there to warn him off.

  29. Richie Sambora Pubey Facial Hair Green Sunglasses Genlux Magazine Issue Release Party
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    Decades later, and still looks better than Jon.

  30. Lea Michele Nipples
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    Slowly morphing into Jennifel Nicole Lee, but with less appeal and no husband.

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Spandex Pants Baby Stroller LAX
    anonymous
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    So is that bundle of toilet paper back from Mexico? I wonder if she’s shushing the paps again.

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Spandex Pants Baby Stroller LAX
    cc
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    Her ass is actually kind of revolting.

  33. Penis Cloud
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    Oh shit. We’re fucked.

  34. Tori Spelling Butt Beach Cover
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    That’s right, kid. Never look directly into the chest-hole. It’ll suck, suck, suck you in.

  35. Mickey Rourke Bandage On Arm Skinny Jeans Leather Shoes No Socks
    kiolb
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    i thought he was a baggy blue pants w/white stitching guy.

  36. Nina Agdal Sweaty Cleavage Instagram
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    Phone home.

  37. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Minidress Midriff
    B&WMinstrel
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    Somewhere there’s the back end of a giraffe listening for its song on the radio.

  38. Penis Cloud
    Dick Thunder
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    John Travolta doing rain dances is why we can’t have nice things.

  39. Tom Jones Surprised Look
    kravdan
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    12 times in a row somebody played What’s new pussycat and we finally had to unplug the jukebox.

  40. Denise Richards Skinny Arms Legs Methhead Friend
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    According to Wikipedia, Charisma Carpenter was born in 1970 vs Denise Richards who was born in 1971. Charisma Carpenter gets my vote for hotter 40′s babe.

  41. Amber Rose Huge Ass Tight Jeans
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    Is scalp bleaching the new ‘in’ thing?

  42. John Malkovich Posing With Penguin Comic Con
    kravdan
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    John, remember that movie about being inside your head?
    You mean Being John Malkovich?
    No, I was referring to Con Air

  43. Denise Richards Skinny Arms Legs Methhead Friend
    kravdan
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    Who’s she hanging out with Heroin Dexter?

  44. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey Comic Con
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    You know how you’ve always wondered “Why not just stick a big fat guy in a hockey goal?”

    You’re about to find out.

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Spandex Pants Baby Stroller LAX
    kravdan
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    That guy on the left looks like he’s going to go home and swallow a bottle of sleeping pills.

  46. Nina Agdal Sweaty Cleavage Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    #nofilter #sweaty #comehitherstare #fapfapfap #ahhhhhhh #repeat

  47. Kiefer Sutherland Excited Face Comic Con
    Drunk AllTheTime
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    We all know that’s 190 proof water.

  48. Tori Spelling Butt Beach Cover
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    Why doesn’t she just carry him around in her chest hole like a kangaroo?

  49. Ian Somerhalder Red Scarf LAX
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    “OK, let’s give the cuntwhistle a try…”

    Kim Kardashian: “Moooooooo”

  50. Queen Elizabeth Leaning To See Around Womans Large Hat Commonwealth Games First Day
    Joan Rangers
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    Bitch Stole My Look!

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