The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.25.14

July 25th, 2014 // 358 Comments

The Crap We Missed where it’s just another day, another embarrassing, drunk public appearance for Kiefer Sutherland. This guy needs some new material. We’ve also got Vin Diesel basking in his almost non-speaking role in which he’s rendered completely unrecognizable with CG effects, Ireland Baldwin at the bottom of the Republicans’ dreaded slippery slope, and Queen Elizabeth who just knows this bitch is about to take her phone out and start texting through this whole thing.

Seriously, there should be laws against these people,

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  1. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey Comic Con
    brick
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    Whoa! He’s pucking huge! ; )

  2. Selena Gomez Cleavage No Bra Under Blazer Cara Delevingne Holding Bird Instagram
    Jimmy
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    Let’s hope they scissored like a room full of kindergartners.

  3. Tara Reid Cleavage Weird Skinny Legs Minidress Comic Con
    On the other hand
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    That cig should improve her skin tone and overall fitness.

  4. Mickey Rourke Bandage On Arm Skinny Jeans Leather Shoes No Socks
    Polk
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    Show this pic to your 20 year old friend who wants to get a tat.

  5. Karolina Kurkova Buttcheek Flash
    Czech Her Out!
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    I’d ram her like a BUK missile into flight MH17.

  6. Selena Gomez Cleavage No Bra Under Blazer Cara Delevingne Holding Bird Instagram
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    Am I the only one who thinks it looks like Cara is planning on removing Selena’s skin and wearing it and pretending to be her?

  7. Ireland Baldwin Kissing Dog Instagram
    Jimmy
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    If only that horse knew where her mouth’s been recently.

  8. Queen Elizabeth Leaning To See Around Womans Large Hat Commonwealth Games First Day
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    Queen thinks “Fucking Charles. Wear green,” he said, “Everyone else will be in red or blue”

  9. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Minidress Midriff
    Pete
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    For god sakes, stop dressing like Malibu Barbie.

  10. Penis Cloud
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    Showers expected after a sunny start to the day.

  11. Penis Cloud
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    An one-track mind, this site has.

  12. Vin Diesel On Stilts I Am Groot Shirt Guardians Of The Galaxy London Premiere
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    Tom Cruz is going to be pissed.

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Spandex Pants Baby Stroller LAX
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    How do we know that there really is a baby in that blanket? For all we know Kim is hiding her baby in her ass.

  14. Tara Reid Cleavage Weird Skinny Legs Minidress Comic Con
    celebutard
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    That’s the look of a guy who couldn’t move left quick enough.

  15. Queen Elizabeth Leaning To See Around Womans Large Hat Commonwealth Games First Day
    JimBB
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    Is that bitch down in front trying to OUT HAT ME?? ‘Cause I will fuck that bitch UP!

  16. Vin Diesel On Stilts I Am Groot Shirt Guardians Of The Galaxy London Premiere
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    …and Tom Cruise. All short people really.

  17. Kiefer Sutherland Excited Face Comic Con
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    “Quick Kiefer, think of something masculine to do with your hands.”

  18. Vin Diesel On Stilts I Am Groot Shirt Guardians Of The Galaxy London Premiere
    JimBB
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    Publicist 1: He doesn’t want to wear the t-shirt. He’s sick of talking about Groot.

    Publicist 2: Just tell him it says “I Am Great.”

  19. Tara Reid Cleavage Weird Skinny Legs Minidress Comic Con
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    I may as well be the first …. Tara is smokin’

  20. Penis Cloud
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    So that’s what’s taking down all the planes, a sky cock.

  21. Kiefer Sutherland Excited Face Comic Con
    JimBB
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    Oh, I soooo love it when people ask me stupid-as-fuck questions about “24″ as if it’s supposed to be real life or something.

  22. Nina Agdal Sweaty Cleavage Instagram
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    “Siri, ejaculate on me”

  23. Penis Cloud
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    Or Jon Hamm is on his back in a field somewhere.

  24. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey Comic Con
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    Dude really just has his fat guy uniform. Probably smells like wet cheese.

  25. Penis Cloud
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    One wonders what our primitive ancestors thought of sky phalluses.

  26. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey Comic Con
    JimBB
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    Apparently the one place Silent Bob can’t keep his mouth shut is at the Golden Corral dessert bar.

  27. Ireland Baldwin Kissing Dog Instagram
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    Slater Trout’s neckbeard is out of control. Looks like they’re back together.

  28. Josh Hartnett Ponytail Derface Comic Con
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    I hope Josh doesn’t drink Dinklage’s water.

  29. Selena Gomez Cleavage No Bra Under Blazer Cara Delevingne Holding Bird Instagram
    JimBB
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    Looks like two goofy 12-years-old playing pretend sexy dress-up.

  30. Tara Reid Cleavage Weird Skinny Legs Minidress Comic Con
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    Franken Skank just uses electrical tape to keep the pieces together.

  31. Lea Michele Nipples
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    Anyone else see Denis Leary resemblance?

  32. Ian Somerhalder Red Scarf LAX
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    “SIRI, find daddy drugs.”

  33. Tori Spelling Butt Beach Cover
    JimBB
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    “…and then sometimes daddies want to put their wee wees in mommies’ butts…”

  34. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey Comic Con
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    I’m a big Kev fan, but dude, drop some tonnage cause I’d rather not wake up one morning and see a headline of you dying of a heart attack.

  35. Josh Hartnett Ponytail Derface Comic Con
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    Thought that prick quit the biz.

  36. Mickey Rourke Bandage On Arm Skinny Jeans Leather Shoes No Socks
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    “This is the arm I put drugs in.”

  37. Lea Michele Nipples
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If given the choice, I also would choose doing drugs in a hotel by myself.

  38. John Malkovich Posing With Penguin Comic Con
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    Being John Malkovich’s Penguin Bitch.

  39. Josh Hartnett Ponytail Derface Comic Con
    JimBB
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    “Oh, yeah, that’s fascinating. Please tell me more about your love of comic books. Do you perhaps like Star Trek as well? Please god, I sure hope so!”

  40. Penis Cloud
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a really big cloud.
    I know it’s all gonna be downhill from here to the end of todaze CWM.

  41. Ireland Baldwin Kissing Dog Instagram
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    Poor Hillaria got dog blocked.

  42. Kiefer Sutherland Excited Face Comic Con
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    The mood quickly changed once Kiefer realized that he wasn’t at WhiskeyFest.

  43. Tom Jones Surprised Look
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    Harry Caray doing his best to avoid another of Tom’s impromptu concerts.

  44. Vin Diesel On Stilts I Am Groot Shirt Guardians Of The Galaxy London Premiere
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    “You guys, it was me the whole time in a suit!! I swear! I brought Groot’s emotions to life!!!”

  45. Tara Reid Cleavage Weird Skinny Legs Minidress Comic Con
    JimBB
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    Ma’am, the sign out front specifically said that prostitutes are not allowed in the convention hall proper.

  46. Queen Elizabeth Leaning To See Around Womans Large Hat Commonwealth Games First Day
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    She’s moving to the side to allow the MI-6 sniper take out the bitch in front of her…

  47. Eiza González Midriff Spandex Pants Comic Con
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    “This place smells like nerds. My agent told me to be here for at least 2 hours.”

  48. John Malkovich Posing With Penguin Comic Con
    Cock Dr
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    Who’s the bottom?

  49. Maggie Gyllenhaal Bra See Through Shirt
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    She could pass for a chinese girl I went to school with.

  50. Maggie Gyllenhaal Bra See Through Shirt
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    I’d bang the mom jeans off her.

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