The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.24.15

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Kylie Jenner’s high school diploma. Next to her breasts. Her high school diploma. Which is sort of like looking at an unattended cash register that has a picture of you in jail taped to the side of it. So while that horrible reality sinks in, enjoy the light-hearted comedy of Gerard Butler having a stroke, Arnold Schwarzenegger always wary of potential sons, and Lindsay Lohan, equal opportunity hooker — Proudly Mouthing Any And All Sex Parts Since 2004™.

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