The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.20.12

July 20th, 2012 // 470 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I’d like to point out that Miley Cyrus‘s dang ol’ cleavage is 67 miles away from Fish & I right now and yet we still chose to go see The Dark Knight Rises instead. Special kind of nerd-gay, you say? Sure, but we like to call it dedication penis jokery. Hard dedication. Anyway, today’s round-up also includes Val Kilmer‘s shpants, the last time Joe Calzaghe ever shares a cab with anyone (or started a nightly bleach bath, probably both), and another tender moment with doting father Seal.

Kid said he was a Nikon man, what’re ya gonna do?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Four Drinks Later
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    Are we tying to fit in with the clientele at a truck stop?

  2. Russell Brand Barefoot
    Four Drinks Later
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    The arrival of Christ in Hollywood went unnoticed thanks to his Sodomite wardrobe assistants.

  3. Serena Williams
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    Wonder if she’ll get through security smuggling those hams.

  4. Melissa McCarthy Fat Weight Gain Sandra Bullock
    hijkmno
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    i love her! wouldn’t want to see her naked, but i LOVE her:)

  5. Jake Gyllenhaal One Pant Leg Rolled Up Very Good Girls Set
    Luopis
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    I wish I am the floor that he’s sitting on

  6. Joe Calzaghe Mickey Rourke
    Joe Blow
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    Wow…that car has some serious power… look how the acceleration G forces are distorting his face!

  7. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Minidress KIIS 102.7 Teen Choice Awards
    flimflam
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    nice cacachopper!

  8. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini
    Lou Braccant
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    se non è troppo disturbo, mi permetta il piacere di coprire la schiena con lo sperma mentre indosso un cappello da cowboy

  9. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Sunglasses
    mbcl
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    I bet she’s going to have the Declaration of Independance tatooed on her other arm.

  10. Debra Messing Nipples Tank Top Weight Gain
    catapostrophe
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    New York does have a lot of great restaurants.

  11. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Minidress KIIS 102.7 Teen Choice Awards
    JR
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    I’d penetrate her.

  12. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    rat_mort
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    that hair! he looks like Richard Kiel! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001423/
    not exactly in Mila Kunis’ league!

  13. Russell Brand Barefoot
    rat_mort
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    how desperate is he for attention? must you walk around with no shoes for people to notice you? dude, come up with funnier humor, maybe then ppl will give a s***!

  14. Val Kilmer Starbucks Ponytail Capri Pants Sandals
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    I’m gonna make him a sandwich he can’t refuse…

  15. Melissa McCarthy Fat Weight Gain Sandra Bullock
    blonde
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    She is one of the funniest chicks ever. Love her.

  16. Debra Messing Nipples Tank Top Weight Gain
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    Debra — Call me!
    *****Dr Vitobonespur, OB,Gyn…Always at Your Cervix*****
    ******Breast Realignments a Specialty!
    ******

  17. Jennifer Tilly
    spartacus
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    I so completely absolutely would!

  18. HollywoodOutsider
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    Knock it off, he’s just trying to win the Lance Henriksen lookalike contest.

  19. Kate Hudson Hoodie Sunglsasses Ice Pack Legs Short Shorts
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Bitch has never been to Akron.

  20. Karina Smirnoff Bikini Paddleboard
    DFCtomm
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    Karina, what is best in life? Crush your enemies. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

  21. Jennifer Tilly
    squishy
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    Breast fed until the age of 14 and looking for a new momma!

  22. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    squishy
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    Spending just a little too much time with Lagerfield there buddy!!

  23. squishy
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    Well, we understand why he ended up in their lounge no don’t we!

  24. Aaron Paul Hoodie Rose Poses With Fan
    squishy
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    So nice of Gyllenhaal to give him some tips…

  25. Coco Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Something From Nothing The Art of Rap Premiere
    squishy
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    She is her own floatation device…must be water near by.

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