Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I’d like to point out that Miley Cyrus‘s dang ol’ cleavage is 67 miles away from Fish & I right now and yet we still chose to go see The Dark Knight Rises instead. Special kind of nerd-gay, you say? Sure, but we like to call it dedication penis jokery. Hard dedication. Anyway, today’s round-up also includes Val Kilmer‘s shpants, the last time Joe Calzaghe ever shares a cab with anyone (or started a nightly bleach bath, probably both), and another tender moment with doting father Seal.
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Are we tying to fit in with the clientele at a truck stop?
The arrival of Christ in Hollywood went unnoticed thanks to his Sodomite wardrobe assistants.
Wonder if she’ll get through security smuggling those hams.
i love her! wouldn’t want to see her naked, but i LOVE her:)
I wish I am the floor that he’s sitting on
Wow…that car has some serious power… look how the acceleration G forces are distorting his face!
nice cacachopper!
se non è troppo disturbo, mi permetta il piacere di coprire la schiena con lo sperma mentre indosso un cappello da cowboy
I bet she’s going to have the Declaration of Independance tatooed on her other arm.
New York does have a lot of great restaurants.
I’d penetrate her.
that hair! he looks like Richard Kiel! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001423/
not exactly in Mila Kunis’ league!
how desperate is he for attention? must you walk around with no shoes for people to notice you? dude, come up with funnier humor, maybe then ppl will give a s***!
I’m gonna make him a sandwich he can’t refuse…
She is one of the funniest chicks ever. Love her.
Debra — Call me!
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I so completely absolutely would!
Knock it off, he’s just trying to win the Lance Henriksen lookalike contest.
Bitch has never been to Akron.
Karina, what is best in life? Crush your enemies. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Breast fed until the age of 14 and looking for a new momma!
Spending just a little too much time with Lagerfield there buddy!!
Well, we understand why he ended up in their lounge no don’t we!
So nice of Gyllenhaal to give him some tips…
She is her own floatation device…must be water near by.